Swannie's Random Stuff

Last meeting of the day finished and just a few things to get done. I think we can relax and lose these now.
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I have to say that the tease of what is not can sometimes be better than the vision of what is not.
 
My bridesmaid heads for different skies, please keep us posted with pics, invoices and trip advisor reports. Enjoy
 
3am phone call. Can I be on the 7am flight to address a business meeting. Sorry for the inconvenience, tropical island and all so please stay for a few days on our coin. I would have invoiced them anyway but the niceties of were correctly observed. So, damn, a few days under a different sky.

I need to figure out a way to get invited to tropical island business meetings... have a gorgeous time, :heart:
 
I will message you a few small private beaches on the Japan Sea coast and Inland Sea where you might just be surprised.

Thank you, I didn't realize the beach law only applied to public beaches and not private one. I must try and find some friends to go in summer there

Perhaps summarised by I will tell you what you secretly already know but don't have the guts to say in front of your peers and you will pay me in shares and cash for the privilege of hearing the pain and have it roll all over you. Hmmm, clad me in leather, pierce all my bits, and hand me a whip - there might be a second career for the same skill set.

You are going on a business trip and getting pierced? Where will you be piercing?
 
I need to figure out a way to get invited to tropical island business meetings... have a gorgeous time, :heart:

We, Angelica and my bridesmaids, could put in a crowd funding bid for tropical island gig with Miss Swannie as host. Nipple prints in the sand prior to sex on the beach cocktails and skinny dips. If it were nearer home, on the isle of wight, we might be eligible to national lottery funds .×
 
......Hmmm, clad me in leather, pierce all my bits, and hand me a whip......

I am a simple guy and had trouble with understanding your last reply but you had me at this......yes, that'll do nicely :cattail:
 
Its not an official nude beach

You look so abandoned.
Abandoned....no just my mate prancing around. She had been trying to get a couple of nasty photos when I laughed at her twin basketballs flying about. Had to keep it civilised.
I have to say that the tease of what is not can sometimes be better than the vision of what is not.
Well thats the game of erotic tease.
My bridesmaid heads for different skies, please keep us posted with pics, invoices and trip advisor reports. Enjoy
I'll see what I can get up to. Not sure of this bridesmaid thing. There's been no maidens here for decades.
I need to figure out a way to get invited to tropical island business meetings... have a gorgeous time, :heart:
Pretty easy from here, flights on the hour, short haul, only 3 hours. It's an easy getaway so the odd board meeting happens up here. Might be a bit longer home flying around the twin cyclones in the area.
You are going on a business trip and getting pierced? Where will you be piercing?
Er??? no plans this trip. I retired my indulgences many years ago when I had kids.
We, Angelica and my bridesmaids, could put in a crowd funding bid for tropical island gig with Miss Swannie as host. Nipple prints in the sand prior to sex on the beach cocktails and skinny dips. If it were nearer home, on the isle of wight, we might be eligible to national lottery funds .×
Might need to nick off to another nearby country for that, you best keep that in private villas and their pools over here. Pretty tolerant if you keep it all in the right places.
 
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Now and again you are rooting around in your knicker drawer and you find one the old butt floss bare minimum g-strings from back then that used to tail out over your jeans. Somewhat useless as you end up with more in than out. Never failed to get his attention then and still carries some attraction it seems...
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Lovely
 
It's funny what turns people on. Some are heavy into the kink, others" trigger is more a colour or something everyday.
We were wandering a regional area a few years ago. We arrived but the luggage didn't. We decided to stay the night so bought a few things at the one and only local store to tide us over. My choice for underwear was big or small, three sizes, and only white. Not really my sort but you just make do.
I put a pair on after a shower and suddenly it was all commotion from him who after a constant diet of thongs and g-strings, found that a plain old pair of cotton whities on me was sending him into orbit.
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Very nice
 
I've never quite got out of the habit of doing the laundry mostly naked. The temptation to throw the last possible items in there always gets me. Managed to angle one "clean" photo out of all of them.
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Love it
 
I need to figure out a way to get invited to tropical island business meetings... have a gorgeous time, :heart:

My theory on business travel is: if it's a good place, it's a lousy time of the year (biz trips to Europe 3 times in the dead of winter). If it's a lousy place, it really doesn't matter
 
An entire day of massages. Three sets of lovely hands on me at one stage. Not a single spot that hasn't been pampered. The mind did wander.
I think mister is going to get pounced on when I get in this evening. I could probably deal with two of him...
 
Good Morning

The sun is peaking over the waves here blowing away the cold of night. Hmm massages are the best never had one with multiple people working on me, sounds interesting. Pounce nicely, lol....enjoy your weekend!
 
My theory on business travel is: if it's a good place, it's a lousy time of the year (biz trips to Europe 3 times in the dead of winter). If it's a lousy place, it really doesn't matter

Europe in the dead of winter is still beautiful...

An entire day of massages. Three sets of lovely hands on me at one stage. Not a single spot that hasn't been pampered. The mind did wander.
I think mister is going to get pounced on when I get in this evening. I could probably deal with two of him...

I hope he survives relatively unscathed... ;)
 
Off to have a little fun.
The Canon with the long lens on it is rather phallic actually.

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Off to have a little fun.
The Canon with the long lens on it is rather phallic actually.

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Have to say, I admire your equipment (Canon EOS fan here also, have all my old film camera's from years ago that I dabble with now and then, and have a dark room ;) )
 
Off to have a little fun.
The Canon with the long lens on it is rather phallic actually.

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Impressive length if phallic. And girth!
I'm kind of intrigued by the "Remove Before Flight" safety pin and tag down at your feet. What are you up to?
 
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