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warrior queen

warrior queen

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How fucking funny is this show!
An ignorant abroad might actually think this is an accurate representation of Americans...
I am in hysterics :D
 
Through a heatwave last summer I watched the entire first season in one day.

Troy makes me laugh.
 
I have a friend who is a transplant to the swamps of Louisiana, and she says those folks are flat-out weird.


But amusing, too.
 
I was dating a smoking hot twin (and later her sister) and they took me home to meet mom and the first words, literally, out of her mouth were,



Ya-aaah, Ahm a coooooooon-ass...


They made us read a poem about those people in Jr. High, something about a girl being as sweet as a cow's breath...

Longfellow?
 
4est_4est_Gump said:
I was dating a smoking hot twin (and later her sister) and they took me home to meet mom and the first words, literally, out of her mouth were,



Ya-aaah, Ahm a coooooooon-ass...


They made us read a poem about those people in Jr. High, something about a girl being as sweet as a cow's breath...

Longfellow?
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That's what SHE said!
 
The twins got into a fight and proceeded to take their cars and play bumper car...



They were smoking hawt! and models!!!


The anorexic one called the skinny one fat, and it was on!

PS - I like Cajun Coitus. Very spicy...,
 
Lousiana gators are for pets. Florida gators eat ur lunch.
 
In my experience, they are fairly typical Americans.

Saying a single man can haul an 11' 800 lb alligator into a boat alone is fairly typical.:rolleyes:
 
chillywilly2 said:
In my experience, they are fairly typical Americans.

Saying a single man can haul an 11' 800 lb alligator into a boat alone is fairly typical.:rolleyes:
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Only the part above the water is actually heavy, and once it starts into the boat it's like the guy who drank the entire contents of the spittoon, "I was gonna take a sip to win the bet, but once it started, the whole thing just slid down in one thick, slimy chunk..."
 
4est_4est_Gump said:
Only the part above the water is actually heavy, and once it starts into the boat it's like the guy who drank the entire contents of the spittoon, "I was gonna take a sip to win the bet, but once it started, the whole thing just slid down in one thick, slimy chunk..."
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I won that bet once.

But really...I think them guys are measuring the gators with a rubber tape measure...the 8 footers they get wouldn't get past the 5 on the ones we have here...and my wife wouldn't want to stand on one of the scales they use either.....maybe its in the camera angle
 
I have no idea.



I'm focusing on the Noodling show; Oklahoma is a helluva lot closer to KANSAS!


:D :D :D
 
Personally...American Hoggers is my favorite...Crystal Pistol rocks.

Anybody know where I can get a pink bridal...my daughter wants one
 
chillywilly2 said:
Personally...American Hoggers is my favorite...Crystal Pistol rocks.

Anybody know where I can get a pink bridal...my daughter wants one
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I have yet to see that one, but I see the women have begun recording Celebrity Wife Swap...



I'm not that eager to see Gary Busey cry.

:(
 
I hate to admit - I love these shows.

Ax Men
Gold Rush
Swamp People
Hoggers
Pawn Stars

... Mindless entertainment that I blame Dirty Jobs for.
 
JackAssJim said:
I figured you for a Billy the Exterminator type.:cool:
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That was a direct spin off from dirty jobs. I'm not crazy about that show though.

I really like Gold Rush, and I like Ax Men when that father/son team that flops around in the river is on.
 
warrior queen said:
How fucking funny is this show!
An ignorant abroad might actually think this is an accurate representation of Americans...
I am in hysterics :D
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sigh.

I can't watch it. I watched it and used to laugh with tmw used tfm. He could do that cajun accent so well.

I can't watch it or I'll cry.
 
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