Swallowing

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[Void]

Jack I must admire your persistance

 

[kaoskytton]

I'm big on setting free. Tania and I simultaneously found that freedom in each other. I just feel like life's too short.

 

[kaoskytton]

Haha...if I had a cock I'd be a wild jungle creature who dropped from the shadows and seduced women. It's only that I can't penetrate things that gives me any self-control at all.

Wee! "Please insert coin here."

 

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[kaoskytton]

Haha...yeah, as much as we claim to have no ties it always seems like some form, only to dissipate.

 

[thepippin]

the alley cat fables

once upon a time many full moons ago there was a tribe of street cats that lived in an alleyway . now they would go to other alleys all over the city looking for other cats for a big dark city is noplace for a lost kitty . well one day the alley cats heard a pitiful mew comming from the dark city night . they followed it to find a group of noisey clumsy stupid dogs . Where could such a sound have come from ? and then their sharp little kitty eyes noticed that one of the dogs was not a dog at all but a poor little cat . Seeing that the poor thing was lost and confused they snuck in amoung the dogs to saev her . They made a great commotion, slipped her out in all the chaos and set to teaching her to be a cat . well one day she came to the older cats and said "look i have found another cat i want to go wander with " . they nodded and smled and were proud of their pupil "very well show him to us " and happily she took them to see her new "freind" and their in the alley was nothing but a scur of a sewerrat . biting at the shadows as he quietly pissed himself . The alley cats looked down at the little kitten and saw her huge proud smile and they smiled back and nodded " very well little one go off with your freind . well it wasnt long before she came back eyes wet with tears . " why didnt you tell me he was a stupid old rat . he could not even keep up with me ?" they shook their head as they replied " you would not have listened if we did you needed to learn for yourself .we were here and watching you to make sure you were safe " eventually the little kitten started walking the alleys with one of the group and all approved . But the little kitten still had much to learn . she thought she wanted to be a pretty pampered housecat . the alley cats saw the look of eager blind determination once more and with their blessings let her go . Well gentle readers i can assume you know what happened then . Sure enough after a few years of being locked inside and being domesticated it was to much and the kitten fled back to the alleys to her old freinds . but in her rush to rejoin the alley nights she started to hang out with dogs once more and the old cats just shook their heads . The poor kitten had not learned the simple truths . Cats have IT . Style , grace that certian inner essence that allows true majesty to walk through a field of shit and still be seen as royal . No rat could ever hope to keep up with it . No walls or collars could ever truly cage it for long . And most importantly NO dog could ever hope to possess it for itself .

 

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[kaoskytton]

Well, I guess I should respond here since it's my scent that Pippin's tracking.

And here you see it, and here you see why I will never be tamed, owned, or otherwise collared again. And yet, Pippin, you still chastise me. No matter what I do, you still chastise me.

And you offer me no solution but your own body, somehow that doesn't surprise me.

Pippin, I love you with all my heart, and you have been my friend for many years (like, 10 or something?). I admire you, respect you and will do almost anything for you. I'm not one amongst the pack of cats. Neither you, nor the Logans, nor David, nor any of your friends have ever found company they wanted to keep. I am not so remarkably special. The difference is, you take a personal pleasure in chasing my dogs around.

Join the chat or stay away, Pippin.

 

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[kaoskytton]

Thank you, Jack.

I've noticed that half the people I know celebrate openness like this, and the other half shuns it. You are my friends and I stand beside you, and anyone who doesn't want to join the party, can stay home and hump their fist.

 

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[kaoskytton]

Because this party leaves that option to you.

 

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[kaoskytton]

Haha...We all want what we can't have, Jack.

 

[merinid]

Re: the alley cat fables

Cats feel no need to dictate a lifestyle to others because cats are wise enough to understand that truth is different for every cat.

Dogs on the other hand have this pack mentality that says that all dogs should be part of the pack.

 

[kaoskytton]

Merinid, I worship the ground you walk upon. Have I told you that today?

~stretches, getting ready for a long day of posting~

 

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[kaoskytton]

Merinid is...something else, Jack. We've been friends for years and years and he is, a kindred spirit but not, a partner in crime but not, and perhaps the thing we have most in common is that we never have any side, only our own.

I'd do just about anything to put him into the ecstasy he deserves, but it is not me that will send him there and thus my hands are tied.

But he is one of the most beautiful, fascinating people I have ever had the pleasure to know.

And he hates Pippin.

 

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[merinid]

Thank you oh wonderfully pampered Princess of the Plentitious Panties. And thank you as well Jack. As for Pippin, I don't hate Pippin at all.... but I am amused by him from time to time. He does have a glib tongue when talking though, something I'd like to acquire and put to my own uses. My own tongue has only thus far gotten praised when I wasn't talking .

Fuck em' if they can't take a joke.

 

[kaoskytton]

Oh, my fellow alley cat, you have nothing to thank me for. I only speak the truth.

I can't believe you remember that nickname. I'm touched, Merinid. Or should I call you Macavity?

Well, I wouldn't leave a dish out for Pippin every night if he didn't have some charm and merits.

You just made me remember my favorite quote, alley cat. Thanks.

 

[Void]

hey looks who finally got his happy ass outta bed..now if I can only get my eyes open and my head off my desk I might be able to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ~smacks self~

welcome to the post Merinid..as Jack said earlier..anyfriend of Sami's is a friend of mine as well.

 

[kaoskytton]

I don't know how long Merinid will stay, I think he just likes to drop in and taste. He's more of a shadow in the wings of my life. But there are few things in my life that do not have his paw prints somewhere on them.

 

[Void]

sometimes posting on a board like this can be too limiting I mean for fucks sake I'de rather be fucking than posting and to those that are doing that cheers ~raises a glass to them~ and to the rest of us.. we gots to get our fuck on