Swallowing

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Chris said we can't use his dad's office because it's respectful and if we were caught, he would never be able to face him again, lol. But he is 'all for roleplaying'... the location was half of the charm though... ::sigh::

 

[Void]

heh if you're there then we'll need another cameraman cause you will be fucking me

 

[kaoskytton]

Tania, tell Chris I said when we see him he's gonna wear a ball gag and we're going to have sex at the first place that we feel like, and if he doesn't salute us on command he's getting my saran-wrapped vibrating toothbrush in his ass.

Void...hmm...another cameraman...?

 

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Chris is pissing me off... he's getting all overprotective and told me to stop talking on this board before I get raped ** ... and now he's pestering about what I want to do with the rest of my life... I want to fuck and then kill him. That is what I want to do... right now... the rest of my life I don't want to think about right now.

 

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[Void]

RUN!!!! think about the rest of your life..make sure he's not getting ready to propose..tell him he can suck my dick if he's getting you off these boards!! we want you here!!

 

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[kaoskytton]

Is this because I threatened to fuck him with my toothbrush? Told you he was really wedged in that closet.

If he takes you away from me, there will be little Chrisnuggets all over the freeway.

Tell him to go fuck himself! Ten months of abuse to you while you sexually starve and as soon as someone sets you free he wants you away.

That's why he wants you away, because we set you free and he's jealous. He knows we won't hurt you...that fucking bastard.

No! I will not lose you to the fucking sheep just when you get a hold of yourself!

 

[kaoskytton]

Tania, listen to me. I don't have all the answers for you, not by any means. But I've been abso-fucking-lutely miserable for a long time. Hell, I sent you the pics.

Don't sell yourself short because you're attached to someone, if that person is willing to hurt or restrict you they don't love you at all, they just love an idea and attach that idea to your face.

You know who you are, and we love you. Please, even if we never see you again, never give up the freedom you have.

~feels like an asshole for listening to her friend and writing about how this life isn't so great this morning~

 

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[Void]

heh Jack..you said your son is from Russia..what part is he from?? Heh my family moved to the states before I was born..they decided to celebrate when they got out of Russia and made me in Italy

 

[kaoskytton]

I want to apologize to you guys. I'm very vulnerable to getting fucked in the head, which is what happened, and is why I <b>HATE</b> relationships. I'd rather die than be held down.

Don't listen to a goddamn word I said. ~shakes off the buzz~ Jesus Christ it's like I'm a fucking taxi car for strange and emotionally handicapped men. Leave me alone!!!

 

[kaoskytton]

Ooo...HTML doesn't work...
okay...

I HATE relationships!

 

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[Void]

My family is actually from well now it's Belarus. My mom is from Minsk and my dad is from bobroisk.

 

[Void]

Kaos..one day you're going to meet the perfect guy that is totally open to everything you want

 

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[kaoskytton]

I've got a big brass dildo that I'm not afraid to use on the first motherfucker who tells me about his feelings!

Sorry I've been out of it, guys. I'll spare you the details. Just know that I'm back, and I love this life.

Tania, I'm glad it worked out for you, Jack, it'll be fine. Get Jordan and go. And Void, the sun can never fall outta the sky so I know you'll always be high as a kite.

 

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I've got a big brass dildo that I'm not afraid to use on the first motherfucker who tells me about his feelings!

LMAO! "Kaos... you make me feel so..." "AAAHHH!! Hold on a second! I need to get something..."

I don't think Chris has ever told me about his feelings ((pause)). I wonder if that should bother me... or if it should worry me that it doesn't bother me at all, lol. He tells me he loves me... that's a feeling, sort of... or just a nice ploy to get me to purr harder in bed...

 

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[kaoskytton]

Everyone is telling me they love me so much oh wouldn't I look so nice with a little diamond collar and a big fuckin' nametag that says, "If found, I am running away from a psycho, please send me back to him in pieces so it spares him the work." I am Kaos, I am wild, I am alive, and I am free. There is no other life.

"He's a tramp, they adore him, and I only hope he stays that way..."

Tania, you've got no fuckin' idea. That's my life. Pippin and I have been friends for eight years, and I tell him I'm on lit, and he finds it, signs on, creates an account, and says I'm the sun in his, Logan's, and our other friend's sky. For Christ's sake I'm just a woman who whips a really mean skull! What the hell is this?! You know what this is? It's a big brass dildo with my sanity written all over it. Could you swing it for me when they'll see me coming, Tania?

Jesus H. Christ, it's like I'm an unwaged therapist. Every little pile of damaged goods that ever fantasized over the cover of Heavy Metal says "Ooo...pretty...can I wuv oo?" All I want is some great sex. That's all. Don't send me roses, don't write me sonnets. I want hot wet wolf sex.

Tania, you're a lucky woman. I had that once in my life for three months, then he decided I was the sun in his sky and slept by the phone. Consider yourself lucky; some things are better left unshared!