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[Statius]

You really have to watch out whose balls you're playing with.

Facts!

 

[MrPixel]

My dog stole it. Sorry. Here ya go

Oh gawd! It's all slobbery. Ewwww!

 

[iwatchus]

C'mon. A little dog slobber is good for you.

Or a lot, if you live with Saint Bernards.

 

[Statius]

Oh gawd! It's all slobbery. Ewwww!

Oh c'mon, he's a little guy, heeler mix, relax. . But yes, slobbery, but not as slobbery as a St. Benard, as @iwatchus said

 

[iwatchus]

I grew up with Saints. And slobber hanging from the ceiling at times. But they were good dogs.

 

[Statius]

There was one in our old neighborhood, every time we drove by he would just be outside laying in the shade. Don't think I ever saw him move

 

[StillStunned]

Remember how Saint Bernards were always shown with a brandy barrel around their neck? Nowadays they probably carry a power bank and a Wifi booster.

 

[iwatchus]

There was one in our old neighborhood, every time we drove by he would just be outside laying in the shade. Don't think I ever saw him move

It's a lot of mass to move. I grew up in Baltimore. They thought it was way too hot there. One rare winter day, when we got ice, I remember on going out and sleeping on the ice. Finally comfortable, she thought.

 

[Statius]

We had a husky retriever mix. Hated water but the colder the weather the better.

 

[DeMont]

You really have to watch out whose balls you're playing with.

@StillStunned, et al,
I'm sorry, I was away from my computer... why are we talking about playing with CW's balls now? Did he go from "virgin" to losing his balls in some horrible accident?
Respectfully confuzzled,
D.

 

[StillStunned]

@StillStunned, et al,
I'm sorry, I was away from my computer... why are we talking about playing with CW's balls now? Did he go from "virgin" to losing his balls in some horrible accident?
Respectfully confuzzled,
D.

He was complaining about there being no balls.

 

[cw5523729]

@StillStunned, et al,
I'm sorry, I was away from my computer... why are we talking about playing with CW's balls now? Did he go from "virgin" to losing his balls in some horrible accident?
Respectfully confuzzled,
D.

I have a short attention span and bad memory so I had to go back a page to figure what happened to my balls and why someone was playing with them

 

[M_K_Babalon]

And to ensure that a male heir would inherit the father's property. Not one of his bastards, or someone else's bastard with his wife. I mean you wouldn't want someone else's DNA getting your stuff right? When you're dead, and it doesn't matter, like the religion you believe in says it shouldn't matter, but apparently it does.
I mean let a guy have as many kids with as many women as possible, but dammit woman only one guy for you! And yes, it has to be a guy. So ladies, save that precious purity for one guy only. Oh, and don't enjoy it, either, not allowed.

Depending on how things turn out; it will be my soon to be stepson that gets my shit in the will, over my two actual sons.

 

[M_K_Babalon]

Perhaps. On the other hand, Wikipedia says, "The Battle of Mount Sterling was a minor action in the American Civil War that occurred in June 1864 in Mount Sterling, Kentucky." Coincidence?

If he's from here and can't get laid, that's his problem. Lotsa hotties around here.

 

[M_K_Babalon]

Did they have robots during the Civil War? More importantly, did they have cake? Sex, after all, is a luxury; cake’s an essential.

Yes, but they pulled artillary carts and such.

 

[M_K_Babalon]

So I'm, as usual, VERY late to this party and trying to figure out what exactly it was originally supposed to be about...

See the quote in the first reply.

 

[DEFCOM5]

I normally get asked about something that rhymes with buck…

@EmilyMiller,

I want to play hockey. Do you have a puck?

 

[DeMont]

I normally get asked about something that rhymes with buck…

@EmilyMiller,
If I had a farm I'd want a duck...
Respectfully,D.

 

[Djmac1031]

@EmilyMiller,

I want to play hockey. Do you have a puck?

@EmilyMiller,
If I had a farm I'd want a duck...
Respectfully,D.

Dear god these jokes suck...

"...that will bring us back to do
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