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[SamanthaBehgs]

#36. charlie horse. Painful anyway and real bummer during sex.

I felt that one

 

[cw5523729]

I felt that one

Put weight on the leg. That usually helps.

 

[Statius]

I felt that one

Could be a hilarious moment in a story though. I mean laughing during sex ( after crying through the pain of a charlie horse of course) is bonding.

 

[StillStunned]

I have a few stories with pussy farts. And one where the middle-aged narrator knackers his knees giving oral sex on the balcony.

 

[EmilyMiller]

then oral sex, then anal sex, then vaginal sex

Always anal at the end, A2V without very thorough disinfecting is outside of porn. I do wonder how the poor actresses deal with that, bleach enemas? It kinda makes me wince.

 

[EmilyMiller]

which then morphs into a tale of financial distress, "Can you help me out?"

I’ve been asked for all sorts of things in PMs, often right in PM #1. But not yet money .

 

[TheRedChamber]

I know you were making a joke, but it relates to the antiquated and damaging view - promoted by many religions - that sex is evil unless in a union approved of by the same religion. Your ‘purity’ is something precious which can be lost and needs to be ‘saved’ for holy matrimony.

I say, fuck that shit!

It may well be a difference between the puritan Americans and the apathetically agnostic Brits, but I'm pretty sure still having my virginity in sixth form was more shameful than having lost it. I was an adolescent of the early 1990s and our teachers weren't so much telling us not to have sex, but to use a condom when we did. Never went to church.

Sometimes a phrase is just a phrase.

 

[MrPixel]

Always anal at the end, A2V without very thorough disinfecting is outside of porn. I do wonder how the poor actresses deal with that, bleach enemas? It kinda makes me wince.

Funny... I have a story in the works about a porn producer discussing this very issue. She is shooting an "amateur" MMF feature where both guys do each other and the girl, and company policy is thorough disinfections between takes (I believe there are products for this). She mentions they're an ongoing threesome, and the question is asked if they do this at home: "Don't wanna even think about it!"

 

[nice90sguy]

I'm pretty sure still having my virginity in sixth form was more shameful than having lost it

This is my experience too, in 1970s. I felt really left out being one of the few 18 y/o virgins in my (working-class) school.

 

[SamanthaBehgs]

Could be a hilarious moment in a story though. I mean laughing during sex ( after crying through the pain of a charlie horse of course) is bonding.

See, to me, that's something that belongs in a Romance story. It's the sort of intimacy that, for me, screams romance.

 

[cw5523729]

bleach enemas?

And just like that a whole new genre is born

 

[TheRedChamber]

#36. charlie horse. Painful anyway and real bummer during sex.

Apropos of nothing much, there is a general rule in life that whenever you learn a new word, it's suddenly everywhere. I learned 'Charlie Horse' just yesterday from my daughter's clearly American reading textbook and had to go look it up for her. It's not the first time this has happened to me. Earlier this year I learned the word Nyotaimori - the Japanese practice, not often actually done, of eating sushi off a naked person's body - from a story I was beta-reading. Later that week my own story was published just above a completely different story with Nyotaimori as its single word title.

 

[StillStunned]

Apropos of nothing much, there is a general rule in life that whenever you learn a new word, it's suddenly everywhere. I learned 'Charlie Horse' just yesterday from my daughter's clearly American reading textbook and had to go look it up for her. It's not the first time this has happened to me. Earlier this year I learned the word Nyotaimori - the Japanese practice, not often actually done, of eating sushi off a naked person's body - from a story I was beta-reading. Later that week my own story was published just above a completely different story with Nyotaimori as its single word title.

I had that with the word "tryst", back in my teens. Never heard or seen it before, then three times within the space of 24 hours. A book, a song, television.

 

[SimonDoom]

I know you were making a joke, but it relates to the antiquated and damaging view - promoted by many religions - that sex is evil unless in a union approved of by the same religion. Your ‘purity’ is something precious which can be lost and needs to be ‘saved’ for holy matrimony.

I say, fuck that shit!

I agree. It would be good if we could move toward the concept of "gaining sexuality" instead of "losing virginity." Seems like a positive to me.

 

[Statius]

See, to me, that's something that belongs in a Romance story. It's the sort of intimacy that, for me, screams romance.

Agreed. Which is why I haven't used it. My characters maybe down to earth but the sex is rather absurd.

 

[Statius]

@EmilyMiller, got a buck you can spare?

See? Now you just lost THAT virginity!

 

[iwatchus]

See, to me, that's something that belongs in a Romance story. It's the sort of intimacy that, for me, screams romance.

I have used something like this in a group sex story with a foursome learning how to make this all work -- some times it does, some times it doesn't.

 

[EmilyMiller]

@EmilyMiller, got a buck you can spare?

See? Now you just lost THAT virginity!

I normally get asked about something that rhymes with buck…

 

[onehitwanda]

I normally get asked about something that rhymes with buck…

Ducks. It's always the damn ducks. Anatidae everywhere. Sod off you weird flat-beaked bastards!

 

[crookedletter]

I normally get asked about something that rhymes with buck…

Never buy a truck, they say, everyone will want your help moving.


... that's what you meant, right?

EDIT: beaten and bested again by @onehitwanda

 

[Statius]

I normally get asked about something that rhymes with buck…

Ummm noooo lol that was a reference to your never having been asked for money here. Shoulda quoted it.

 

[AwkwardMD]

So far no responses from our OP. Has anyone received a PM?

 

[Statius]

So far no responses from our OP. Has anyone received a PM?

Nope. In their defense this thing went off the rails a long time ago

 

[EmilyMiller]

Ducks. It's always the damn ducks. Anatidae everywhere. Sod off you weird flat-beaked bastards!

Canucks sometimes as well

 

[crookedletter]

So far no responses from our OP. Has anyone received a PM?

Yeah, and as he assured me he was a Nigerian prince who would pay me back tenfold, I gave him all my account numbers and the hand of my firstborn.