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EmilyMiller said:
I am to be helpful. Neither have I fucked another woman while in the form of a stallion, not let an ogre spank me. There was that one time when I had a threesome with two women who looked identical to me, but then - post sex - they morphed into an angel-human hybrid and the daughter of Satan and an archangel. That’s IRL experience being channeled pretty much word for word.
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And then there was this one time at the literature conference...
 
StillStunned said:
Why do people talk about "losing" their virginity? I didn't lose mine. It didn't slip out of my pocket while I was out for a walk. It didn't get thrown out with the rubbish by accident. It wasn't taken by someone who thought it was theirs. I got rid of it on purpose.
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I think that, later on in life, many people think their virginity went out with the trash.
 
MrPixel said:
<cruel-mean-heartless>

Something is off with our friend's post(s). For starters, every paragraph begins with "I".

This account's first post on LitE was back in May, and then radio silence until yesterday.

Account name is [something] followed by four digits. That's a naming pattern we have found is an earmark of AI and/or a troll farm.

All the "woe is me" doesn't relate any underlying issues that would have been a barrier to forming normal adult relationships in 25 years of maturity.

The assertions of marital infidelity throughout the OP's entire family is preposterous.

</cruel-mean-heartless>

IMHO, we are being trolled, and need to move on.
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You may well be right, but I wonder at the upside to calling it out.

If you're wrong, you risk belittling someone's real pain.

If you're right, some people have been "duped" into sharing some compassion. So what? If you're not moved, isn't it easier to simply ignore and move along?
 
crookedletter said:
If you're right, some people have been "duped"
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Not focussing on @MrPixel who is both likely right and a lovely person (hi 👋), but fear of being duped is seemingly a motivation for many. Like you, I’d rather assume a degree of real pain (perhaps transmuted / translated into something else), rather than dismiss another human out of hand. But obviously there are limits. I guess I chose being duped over being callous. But YMMV.
 
StillStunned said:
Why do people talk about "losing" their virginity?
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I know you were making a joke, but it relates to the antiquated and damaging view - promoted by many religions - that sex is evil unless in a union approved of by the same religion. Your ‘purity’ is something precious which can be lost and needs to be ‘saved’ for holy matrimony.

I say, fuck that shit!
 
EmilyMiller said:
I know you were making a joke, but it relates to the antiquated and damaging view - promoted by many religions - that sex is evil unless in a union approved of by the same religion. Your ‘purity’ is something precious which can be lost and needs to be ‘saved’ for holy matrimony.

I say, fuck that shit!
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And to ensure that a male heir would inherit the father's property. Not one of his bastards, or someone else's bastard with his wife. I mean you wouldn't want someone else's DNA getting your stuff right? When you're dead, and it doesn't matter, like the religion you believe in says it shouldn't matter, but apparently it does.
I mean let a guy have as many kids with as many women as possible, but dammit woman only one guy for you! And yes, it has to be a guy. So ladies, save that precious purity for one guy only. Oh, and don't enjoy it, either, not allowed.
 
Regarding the unreality of porn/erotica, this older than shit list (and probably older than many users on here) is still relevant, true, and funny at the same time

http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/FatherIgnatius/www/Celestes_Credulous_Assumptions.html

eta: copy-and-paste below since Malwarebytes doesn't seem to like that URL

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  1. It is usually possible for a woman to estimate the size of a man’s fully engorged cock by gazing at his crotch when he is unaroused and fully dressed and over ten yards/meters away.
  2. Without the use of scientific instruments men can easily estimate the size of women’s breasts from across the room, even if the woman is fully dressed. Actually, this is no big deal, since nearly all attractive women have 38DD bust sizes anyway.
  3. The normal sequence of sexual experiences is first petting, then oral sex, then anal sex, then vaginal sex—usually all on the same date.
  4. The first boy to touch a girl’s breasts will come in each of her three orifices within the next hour.
  5. Most women would intensely enjoy sexual contact with another woman, but most men would not enjoy sexual contact with another man, even if cultural biases were eliminated.
  6. Children who have sex with their parents normally enjoy this activity and grow up to be emotionally mature, honor-roll students who will contribute to scientific research and to world peace.
  7. Ditto for sex with older siblings, kindly neighbors, and random strangers.
  8. When sons, daughters, little brothers, or little sisters ask questions about sex, the best way to answer their questions is to show them, using their bodies as part of the demonstration.
  9. When a spouse or lover catches his/her partner having sex with someone else, the typical response is to join in.
  10. Women typically have multiple orgasms during every fulfilling sexual encounter.
  11. Middle-aged men can typically have sex with copious ejaculations several times a day for several days in a row.
  12. Women and men that can do so are happier and better sex partners than those who have fewer orgasms.
  13. Kids can go blind if they masturbate too often. (Oops. That one belongs on a different newsgroup.)
  14. Kids who do not masturbate at least daily are severely disturbed.
  15. It is important to pop a person’s cherry before she gets out of high school (or gets into high school, has her first date, gets married, buys her first car, etc.)
  16. Women typically enjoy getting raped, once they get over their inhibitions.
  17. Men who force women to have sex with them are sexy.
  18. People can be turned into sex slaves by college kids who read a chapter in a psych book. Either that or some of these stories are written by Psych profs who are really desperate to motivate their students to read a chapter in their text book.
  19. If you ever get turned into a sex slave, it will be the best thing that ever happened to you.
  20. The typical male ejaculation shoots at least 12 inches through the air unless the penis is inserted into a receptacle which will terminate this expulsion. In this case the ejaculate lands with the impact of a speeding bullet.
  21. Most women ejaculate at least a pint of luscious fluid during a really enjoyable sexual experience.
  22. Most people get turned on when their partner treats them with extreme cruelty for the partner’s own personal gratification.
  23. Most black men have monster cocks. These 12- to 14-inch penises will thrill any pussy (or other aperture) lucky enough to receive one. Black women, however, do not have monster cunts, nor do they appear to be all that interested in the genitalia of their black brethren. Hence the reciprocal fondness between black men and white women, especially those known as sluts.
  24. The family that fucks together stays together.
  25. It’s more fun to have sexual intercourse when there’s a genuine risk of pregnancy. Offspring resulting from unprotected intercourse of minors tend to be sexy honor students by the time they reach middle school.
  26. Nuns, and English teachers, librarians etc. are really sexual dynamos.
  27. Ain’t nothing wrong with most frigid women that a riding crop won’t cure.
  28. Guys who go without underpants and have sex several times a day do not develop a nasty rash.
  29. Male doctors get their rocks off during physical examinations of female patients. Female doctors have multiple orgasms whenever they examine a beautiful person of either sex.
  30. A girl will get her first orgasm from her first intercourse, usually within minutes after having her hymen torn.
  31. Most young girls are looking for experienced men to train them in sexual practices. They want to start but they don’t know anything about it. When they find these instructors, they will say things like, “Yes, eat my pussy now,” which is a strange request from somebody that doesn’t know anything about sexual practices.
  32. Most women who find that their husbands want to turn them out to their friends respond, “Sounds like fun.”
  33. Most boys who are forced to act the part of a girl find that they love the role. Unless this happens for the first time in a penal institution other than school.
  34. Parents routinely leave their bedroom doors ajar when they intend to have sex, and kids do so when they intend to masturbate, which they do noisily above the bed sheets.
  35. Nobody ever farts while making love. Especially not during anal intercourse. And even if they do, its never one of those rancid ones that linger on and on. And even if it is, the partner thinks it’s sexy.
  36. No one ever gets a cramp while making love. For that matter, no one ever sneezes or has a nose so filled with snot that it’s impossible to breathe, much less give a blow job.
  37. The woman’s vagina never makes that ’farting’ noise due to trapped air in there. If she does, this causes immediate orgasm in both partners.
  38. Nobody ever forgets to wipe his/her ass prior to having it licked, which is unfortunate, because most people absolutely love the taste of human feces.
  39. The woman never says “Ouch! I wasn’t ready! I’m too dry!” If she thinks she wants to say these things, she instead says, “Fuck me harder!”
  40. Men don’t turn over and go to sleep immediately after sex.
  41. Women don’t fall asleep at the beginning of sex, when they feel so comfortable and relaxed, and they can just let themselves go… If they do fall asleep, their partner regards this as a compliment.

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Statius said:
I mean you wouldn't want someone else's DNA getting your stuff right? When you're dead, and it doesn't matter, like the religion you believe in says it shouldn't matter, but apparently it does.
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When my wife and I updated our will, we had to specifically exclude a biological half-sister she has no contact with (and didn't even meet until she was a teenager) and include a step sister.
 
crookedletter said:
You may well be right, but I wonder at the upside to calling it out.

If you're wrong, you risk belittling someone's real pain.

If you're right, some people have been "duped" into sharing some compassion. So what? If you're not moved, isn't it easier to simply ignore and move along?
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The upside? Alerting, as some of us here with tech knowledge have done in the recent past, about cynical elements infiltrating quasi-personal exchanges for the purpose of training their algorithms to be less mechanical and more humanlike. There is a fair amount of recent news about AI chatbots masquerading as "personal counselors", with disastrous outcomes such as suicides. IMO it's best not to feed the monster.
 
MrPixel said:
The upside? Alerting, as some of us here with tech knowledge have done in the recent past, about cynical elements infiltrating quasi-personal exchanges for the purpose of training their algorithms to be less mechanical and more humanlike. There is a fair amount of recent news about AI chatbots masquerading as "personal counselors", with disastrous outcomes such as suicides. IMO it's best not to feed the monster.
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Want to see this move to it's terrible conclusion and like video games, try the game Eliza. Also consider Syntherapy, though I haven't finished it to see how well they address the concerns.
 
StillStunned said:
Why do people talk about "losing" their virginity? I didn't lose mine. It didn't slip out of my pocket while I was out for a walk. It didn't get thrown out with the rubbish by accident. It wasn't taken by someone who thought it was theirs. I got rid of it on purpose.
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But why? Seems to me like an unnecessary and totally avoidable loss.

I'm quite pleased, for example, that I managed not to lose mine. I still keep it around, somewhere deep in a mental pocket, ready to whip it out at the right moment and with the right person.

Not to mention that it also helps immensely when writing stories that involve the characters' first times :)
 
Chatting with an AH friend about our situation here reminded me of why this type of trolling is a bad thing - it is typically a setup for a scam. The end game is to pull a sympathetic respondent into out-of-view communications such as DM or e-mail, continue the story of woe, which builds a relationship and "trust", which then morphs into a tale of financial distress, "Can you help me out?"

I've been forum moderator or in a similar capacity since the late 1980s, so I've seen a lot and may well be quick on the trigger, but the experience has built instincts.
 
MrPixel said:
I've been forum moderator or in a similar capacity since the late 1980s, so I've seen a lot and may well be quick on the trigger, but the experience has built instincts.
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Fess up - you moderated a newsgroup, didn't you?
 
cw5523729 said:
Regarding the unreality of porn/erotica, this older than shit (and probably many users on here) is still relevant, true, and funny at the same time

http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/FatherIgnatius/www/Celestes_Credulous_Assumptions.html

eta: copy-and-paste below since Malwarebytes doesn't seem to like that URL

​
  1. It is usually possible for a woman to estimate the size of a man’s fully engorged cock by gazing at his crotch when he is unaroused and fully dressed and over ten yards/meters away.
  2. Without the use of scientific instruments men can easily estimate the size of women’s breasts from across the room, even if the woman is fully dressed. Actually, this is no big deal, since nearly all attractive women have 38DD bust sizes anyway.
  3. The normal sequence of sexual experiences is first petting, then oral sex, then anal sex, then vaginal sex—usually all on the same date.
  4. The first boy to touch a girl’s breasts will come in each of her three orifices within the next hour.
  5. Most women would intensely enjoy sexual contact with another woman, but most men would not enjoy sexual contact with another man, even if cultural biases were eliminated.
  6. Children who have sex with their parents normally enjoy this activity and grow up to be emotionally mature, honor-roll students who will contribute to scientific research and to world peace.
  7. Ditto for sex with older siblings, kindly neighbors, and random strangers.
  8. When sons, daughters, little brothers, or little sisters ask questions about sex, the best way to answer their questions is to show them, using their bodies as part of the demonstration.
  9. When a spouse or lover catches his/her partner having sex with someone else, the typical response is to join in.
  10. Women typically have multiple orgasms during every fulfilling sexual encounter.
  11. Middle-aged men can typically have sex with copious ejaculations several times a day for several days in a row.
  12. Women and men that can do so are happier and better sex partners than those who have fewer orgasms.
  13. Kids can go blind if they masturbate too often. (Oops. That one belongs on a different newsgroup.)
  14. Kids who do not masturbate at least daily are severely disturbed.
  15. It is important to pop a person’s cherry before she gets out of high school (or gets into high school, has her first date, gets married, buys her first car, etc.)
  16. Women typically enjoy getting raped, once they get over their inhibitions.
  17. Men who force women to have sex with them are sexy.
  18. People can be turned into sex slaves by college kids who read a chapter in a psych book. Either that or some of these stories are written by Psych profs who are really desperate to motivate their students to read a chapter in their text book.
  19. If you ever get turned into a sex slave, it will be the best thing that ever happened to you.
  20. The typical male ejaculation shoots at least 12 inches through the air unless the penis is inserted into a receptacle which will terminate this expulsion. In this case the ejaculate lands with the impact of a speeding bullet.
  21. Most women ejaculate at least a pint of luscious fluid during a really enjoyable sexual experience.
  22. Most people get turned on when their partner treats them with extreme cruelty for the partner’s own personal gratification.
  23. Most black men have monster cocks. These 12- to 14-inch penises will thrill any pussy (or other aperture) lucky enough to receive one. Black women, however, do not have monster cunts, nor do they appear to be all that interested in the genitalia of their black brethren. Hence the reciprocal fondness between black men and white women, especially those known as sluts.
  24. The family that fucks together stays together.
  25. It’s more fun to have sexual intercourse when there’s a genuine risk of pregnancy. Offspring resulting from unprotected intercourse of minors tend to be sexy honor students by the time they reach middle school.
  26. Nuns, and English teachers, librarians etc. are really sexual dynamos.
  27. Ain’t nothing wrong with most frigid women that a riding crop won’t cure.
  28. Guys who go without underpants and have sex several times a day do not develop a nasty rash.
  29. Male doctors get their rocks off during physical examinations of female patients. Female doctors have multiple orgasms whenever they examine a beautiful person of either sex.
  30. A girl will get her first orgasm from her first intercourse, usually within minutes after having her hymen torn.
  31. Most young girls are looking for experienced men to train them in sexual practices. They want to start but they don’t know anything about it. When they find these instructors, they will say things like, “Yes, eat my pussy now,” which is a strange request from somebody that doesn’t know anything about sexual practices.
  32. Most women who find that their husbands want to turn them out to their friends respond, “Sounds like fun.”
  33. Most boys who are forced to act the part of a girl find that they love the role. Unless this happens for the first time in a penal institution other than school.
  34. Parents routinely leave their bedroom doors ajar when they intend to have sex, and kids do so when they intend to masturbate, which they do noisily above the bed sheets.
  35. Nobody ever farts while making love. Especially not during anal intercourse. And even if they do, its never one of those rancid ones that linger on and on. And even if it is, the partner thinks it’s sexy.
  36. No one ever gets a cramp while making love. For that matter, no one ever sneezes or has a nose so filled with snot that it’s impossible to breathe, much less give a blow job.
  37. The woman’s vagina never makes that ’farting’ noise due to trapped air in there. If she does, this causes immediate orgasm in both partners.
  38. Nobody ever forgets to wipe his/her ass prior to having it licked, which is unfortunate, because most people absolutely love the taste of human feces.
  39. The woman never says “Ouch! I wasn’t ready! I’m too dry!” If she thinks she wants to say these things, she instead says, “Fuck me harder!”
  40. Men don’t turn over and go to sleep immediately after sex.
  41. Women don’t fall asleep at the beginning of sex, when they feel so comfortable and relaxed, and they can just let themselves go… If they do fall asleep, their partner regards this as a compliment.

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#36. charlie horse. Painful anyway and real bummer during sex. 😂
 
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