Surely they cannot be serious...

[SimonBrooke]

So I was just browsing around toyshops, as you do, when I came upon this:

http://www.stockroom.com/common/images/products/C426/C426.jpg

What is that, you ask? Well, it's one of these. Specifically, it's a widget that you push a rubber dildo onto one end of, and then stick the other end into the business end of an electric jigsaw...

There are times when I feel so innocent. Please tell me there aren't people out there who would use a jigsaw on someone else's cunt!

Any other devices out there which you've looked at and thought NO WAY THIS SIDE OF HELL FREEZING?

 

[midwestyankee]

So I was just browsing around toyshops, as you do, when I came upon this:

http://www.stockroom.com/common/images/products/C426/C426.jpg

What is that, you ask? Well, it's one of these. Specifically, it's a widget that you push a rubber dildo onto one end of, and then stick the other end into the business end of an electric jigsaw...

There are times when I feel so innocent. Please tell me there aren't people out there who would use a jigsaw on someone else's cunt!

Any other devices out there which you've looked at and thought NO WAY THIS SIDE OF HELL FREEZING?

Actually, you're understating the case by quite a bit. A jigsaw is a small saw used to make curved cuts and can easily be held in one hand. Most are about 6 to 8 inches long and 4 or 5 inches tall. The device you posted here is for a reciprocating saw, which is used in the construction trade to cut through wall studs, floor joists, and large metal plates. I know someone who used a reciprocating saw to cut a cast iron bathtub in half to remove it from a house. A reciprocating saw is usually two feet long and they can weigh as much as 5 to 8 pounds.

What we have here is a portable fucking machine. And yes, people do use them.

 

[SimonBrooke]

Actually, you're understating the case by quite a bit. A jigsaw is a small saw used to make curved cuts and can easily be held in one hand. Most are about 6 to 8 inches long and 4 or 5 inches tall. The device you posted here is for a reciprocating saw, which is used in the construction trade to cut through wall studs, floor joists, and large metal plates. I know someone who used a reciprocating saw to cut a cast iron bathtub in half to remove it from a house. A reciprocating saw is usually two feet long and they can weigh as much as 5 to 8 pounds.

What we have here is a portable fucking machine. And yes, people do use them.

Yes, OK, a fucking machine is one thing. But a fucking machine capable of several tens of cycles per second at that sort of power? If anything went wrong, you could do a lot of hard-to-heal hurt before you had time to switch it off.

Or maybe, like I say, I'm just very innocent.

 

[Primalex]

Seems much more safe than bondage to me.

 

[ecstaticsub]

I don't get the appeal of fucking machines at all. (Isn't that what men are for? ) I don't get it from a man's or woman's point of view. But then I don't understand the appeal of forced orgasms either.

Latex hoods freak me out totally. But I have fear of entrapment issues and I strong desire to be able to breathe at all times.

 

[WriterDom]

Not too long ago a woman got cut very badly when some idiot put the saw inside the dildo. Made the news.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Not too long ago a woman got cut very badly when some idiot put the saw inside the dildo. Made the news.

Jesus Christ. You can't make this stuff up.

 

[WriterDom]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nu-ROp7054g

 

[JMohegan]

Any other devices out there which you've looked at and thought NO WAY THIS SIDE OF HELL FREEZING?

I've always felt this way about tattoos on women. Can't fathom why one would want to permanently alter the loveliness of natural skin.

 

[eastern sun]

These toys are developed because someone already came up with the idea and the manufacturers thought they could make money on it.

In other words, people have been adapting their household items and power tools to their own devices for many years. These "toys" are supposed to make it "easier" and "safer" to do what you may already have thought of doing.

What the consequences are of sharing the idea with people who might not have thought it up on their own is a different story.

 

[00Syd]

You must not watch porn very often.

 

[MisterSir]

I've always felt this way about tattoos on women. Can't fathom why one would want to permanently alter the loveliness of natural skin.

I ask myself that sometimes, but I'm an advocate of tattoos for everybody. Done well, which they are so often, it's like a well-chosen seasoning. Like quality peppercorn sauce on a good steak.

 

[SimonBrooke]

You must not watch porn very often.

I scarcely watch porn at all. Like I say, I'm a very innocent, naive sort of sadist.

 

[Cattypuss]

Nice to see you back posting again, Simon.

 

[Cattypuss]

I've always felt this way about tattoos on women. Can't fathom why one would want to permanently alter the loveliness of natural skin.

For me, it's that I'm incapable of seeing tattoos on people and NOT thinking "that tat is going to look soooooooo hideous when you're 80 years old and all wrinkly and saggy"

 

[mistressmaxine]

Nice to see you back posting again, Simon.

I second that!!

 

[mistressmaxine]

I've always felt this way about tattoos on women. Can't fathom why one would want to permanently alter the loveliness of natural skin.

Nothing wrong with a tasteful tattoo, or two, or three or........

 

[SimonBrooke]

Nice to see you back posting again, Simon.

I second that!!

Wow! Thank you both very much! I'm deeply touched...


... in the head, most likely.

 

[Netzach]

So I was just browsing around toyshops, as you do, when I came upon this:

http://www.stockroom.com/common/images/products/C426/C426.jpg

What is that, you ask? Well, it's one of these. Specifically, it's a widget that you push a rubber dildo onto one end of, and then stick the other end into the business end of an electric jigsaw...

There are times when I feel so innocent. Please tell me there aren't people out there who would use a jigsaw on someone else's cunt!

Any other devices out there which you've looked at and thought NO WAY THIS SIDE OF HELL FREEZING?

Yeah, there's all kinds of people making mechanical, repeating, fucking machines. Without the blades on them, obviously.

I've got about 12-14 acquaintances who've ridden one of these in public. I'm completely nonplussed as I think that's about as erotic as a root canal, but people DO love 'em.

 

[Netzach]

For me, it's that I'm incapable of seeing tattoos on people and NOT thinking "that tat is going to look soooooooo hideous when you're 80 years old and all wrinkly and saggy"

If my upper back between my shoulderblades right under my neck gets saggy looks are the least of my worries.

 

[Netzach]

Seems much more safe than bondage to me.

It is.

The idiocy of the person leaving the blade in is easily replaced by much more subtle idiocy x a million when people are horny with cotton clothesline around.

 

[Shadowann2]

My ex-husband was obsessed with the reciprocating saw idea, especially in the last few weeks of my pregnancy, when I just wanted the baby OUT! He even put the saw in our cart while we were shopping at Wal-Mart! I put it back on the shelf! I think he was joking, but to this day, I'm still not sure! I'm sure he would be thrilled to know that someone has created a quasi-safe way to do something he fantasized about for years!

 

[00Syd]

Fascinating!

 

[neci]

that's it! i'm going to the garage.

 

[midwestyankee]

that's it! i'm going to the garage.

I'm wondering if I ought to consider packing my Sawz-All for the Litogether in March.