Suppose.....

[Iceprincess12]

It could work if you try not to be too polite, misunderstand a lot-especially when someone says no, misspell and don't use punctuation.

Try to talk as much about yourself and your needs as possible and vaguely validate any emotions from her.

Give over the top compliments "you are so gorgeous", "you make me so hard", "I browsed your posts and you really entice me", etc. (don't forget to misspell)

Always ask to chat but make sure she knows it comes with sex as the main dish.

I know people have opposite sex alts, but it seems like a lot of work for nothing. Post a thread with your findings if you do it

 

[twister947]

^^^IOW, sound like you have a room-temperature IQ.

 

[Sammael Bard]

Not to nitpick things....but it isn't necessary that you be a Grade A ass when you make a male alt. Making a stupid male alt doesn't serve any purpose. And no, please don't send unsolicited messages to women. It isn't of any use other than to cement your alt's status as an ass and be put on ignore lists.

I'm sure being called an ass isn't something that you'd like...

Make it more.....subtle and suave. You still get noticed, but as a male.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Agreed. I have even heard of mythical male posters who aren't complete dicks. Some are barely a foreskin. I think if you go too far down the illiterate sex-mad chimp route it will be too obvious.

What men like is old books, wood fires, old-fashioned roses, black earth in their nails and a sea-breeze in their hair. They like warm company and cool intellects, food made with love and the wriggle you can't help doing when slipping into clean sheets. Write about those things and you will be just fine.

 

[oggbashan]

To have an alt, all you really need is to link it to a different email account from the one you use as yourself.

Years ago I wanted to try writing from a female POV, so I created jeanne_d_artois. As an experiment in writing 'she' worked for me, but most people in the Authors' Hangout didn't know that jeanne_d_artois was an alt of oggbashan. I revealed that she was an alt on an April Fool's Day. Some posters were offended.

As jeanne, her first successful story was Unatit, with the main character Fag-Ash_Lil. I created another alt as Fag-Ash_Lil just to keep the name on Literotica. Her most popular series are her Laundry Tales, told by a ghost in which the woman she is telling the story to becomes the heroine of the tale.

jeanne worked for me when she was an undeclared alt. Since she has come out as an alt of oggbashan I have had some abuse for being a male writing as a female. But I get that abuse as oggbashan for writing Femdom stories too.

Any competent writer ought to be able to write from differing POVs and in differing styles, so if you want to try writing from a male POV you don't need to create a male alt. If you want to see if you get a different reaction when writing as an apparent male - go for it.

Even though jeanne is now declared as my alt, and her profile shows that 'she' is me, 'she' still gets unwelcome PMs and feedback from apparent males wanting sex.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Even though jeanne is now declared as my alt, and her profile shows that 'she' is me, 'she' still gets unwelcome PMs and feedback from apparent males wanting sex.

Depressing, ogg, but unfortunately unsurprising. Why are people so mesmerisingly stupid?

 

[oggbashan]

Depressing, ogg, but unfortunately unsurprising. Why are people so mesmerisingly stupid?

I think, and hope, that those people are a minority. Even when jeanne was an undeclared alt and stated to be 'over 60' she had approaches from apparent men wanting sex. They were probably too young to be on Lit legally.

 

[jeanne_d_artois]

Posting as Jeanne.

<--- My AV and profile picture might confuse some.

 

[Fag-Ash_Lil]

And now as Fag-Ash_Lil who doesn't write, and won't write even posts unless I am bribed with ciggies.

Jeanne gave me ten Embassy to write this post.

 

[DesEsseintes]

And now as Fag-Ash_Lil who doesn't write, and won't write even posts unless I am bribed with ciggies.

Jeanne gave me ten Embassy to write this post.

Hawt!

 

[Sammael Bard]

Agreed. I have even heard of mythical male posters who aren't complete dicks. Some are barely a foreskin. I think if you go too far down the illiterate sex-mad chimp route it will be too obvious.

What men like is old books, wood fires, old-fashioned roses, black earth in their nails and a sea-breeze in their hair. They like warm company and cool intellects, food made with love and the wriggle you can't help doing when slipping into clean sheets. Write about those things and you will be just fine.

Apart from the brilliant wordplay, Des, that's a fine point you made.

And now as Fag-Ash_Lil who doesn't write, and won't write even posts unless I am bribed with ciggies.

Jeanne gave me ten Embassy to write this post.

I fell in love with your Biography.

 

[Learin]

Not to nitpick things....but it isn't necessary that you be a Grade A ass when you make a male alt. Making a stupid male alt doesn't serve any purpose. And no, please don't send unsolicited messages to women. It isn't of any use other than to cement your alt's status as an ass and be put on ignore lists.

I'm sure being called an ass isn't something that you'd like...

Make it more.....subtle and suave. You still get noticed, but as a male.

Agreed. I have even heard of mythical male posters who aren't complete dicks. Some are barely a foreskin. I think if you go too far down the illiterate sex-mad chimp route it will be too obvious.

What men like is old books, wood fires, old-fashioned roses, black earth in their nails and a sea-breeze in their hair. They like warm company and cool intellects, food made with love and the wriggle you can't help doing when slipping into clean sheets. Write about those things and you will be just fine.

I wish you two Sirs would take the time and coach me to be a suave gentleman.

 

[oggbashan]

I wish you two Sirs would take the time and coach me to be a suave gentleman.

I think they might prefer you as the intelligent and sophisticated lady you already are.

 

[Learin]

To have an alt, all you really need is to link it to a different email account from the one you use as yourself.

Years ago I wanted to try writing from a female POV, so I created jeanne_d_artois. As an experiment in writing 'she' worked for me, but most people in the Authors' Hangout didn't know that jeanne_d_artois was an alt of oggbashan. I revealed that she was an alt on an April Fool's Day. Some posters were offended.

As jeanne, her first successful story was Unatit, with the main character Fag-Ash_Lil. I created another alt as Fag-Ash_Lil just to keep the name on Literotica. Her most popular series are her Laundry Tales, told by a ghost in which the woman she is telling the story to becomes the heroine of the tale.

jeanne worked for me when she was an undeclared alt. Since she has come out as an alt of oggbashan I have had some abuse for being a male writing as a female. But I get that abuse as oggbashan for writing Femdom stories too.

Any competent writer ought to be able to write from differing POVs and in differing styles, so if you want to try writing from a male POV you don't need to create a male alt. If you want to see if you get a different reaction when writing as an apparent male - go for it.

Even though jeanne is now declared as my alt, and her profile shows that 'she' is me, 'she' still gets unwelcome PMs and feedback from apparent males wanting sex.

What I got published were mostly non-erotic, so if people see a "Rob" or "Mike" or "Charles", they assume the character to be male. It gets a little bit harder when I try to write erotica. I don't know how some people pull it off, but it takes a lot of work to make it work beautifully.


/rant

 

[Learin]

I think they might prefer you as the intelligent and sophisticated lady you already are.

I was an intelligent and sophisticated man when my username was Lyerin and I didn't have an AV. People readily assumed I was a guy without checking out my Bio. Someone gave me a virtual upper-cut on my chin as a way to knock me out, while another one thought I was a gay.


Oh the days....

 

[Sammael Bard]

I wish you two Sirs would take the time and coach me to be a suave gentleman.

I think they might prefer you as the intelligent and sophisticated lady you already are.

We nail our hearts as we teach her the niceties and etiquettes of a proper gentleman -- from being a perfect host in the Living Room to the nasty man-whore in bed.

I don't know about Des, but I'm asking a tit pic for my humble services.

I was an intelligent and sophisticated man when my username was Lyerin and I didn't have an AV. People readily assumed I was a guy without checking out my Bio. Someone gave me a virtual upper-cut on my chin as a way to knock me out, while another one thought I was a gay.


Oh the days....

I remember that. I tried to defeat you with a swift kick to your loins.

It wasn't my proudest moment when I read your profile later on.

 

[Learin]

I remember that. I tried to defeat you with a swift kick to your loins.

It wasn't my proudest moment when I read your profile later on.

And you're asking me for a tit pic?! How dare you???



















Kidding.

 

[lovecraft68]

I just need a male face to voice my opinions without being cast aside as a woman and fluff material.

And this quote proves the point I have made for a long time that this site is driven by misogyny and disdain for women.

Unless you are here to show your tits and call yourself a slut or a cunt, or tell us of your sexual exploits you are irrelevant.

Not every guy here is like that(depends on the board) but many, many are and the lurkers? They are all that way.

Lit is a porn site and porn is still very much 'man's world' and comes with a lot of subliminal hate against women even if it doesn't appear to be 'rapey or violent'

If you want me to expound on that you could always PM me, I won't waste the words here

It upsets the knuckle draggers because its hurts their heads to read more than five words without the word cunt being mentioned.

Fact, strong women scare weak men...and weak men make up about 80% of the males here.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

And this quote proves the point I have made for a long time that this site is driven by misogyny and disdain for women.

Unless you are here to show your tits and call yourself a slut or a cunt, or tell us of your sexual exploits you are irrelevant.

Not every guy here is like that(depends on the board) but many, many are and the lurkers? They are all that way.

Lit is a porn site and porn is still very much 'man's world' and comes with a lot of subliminal hate against women even if it doesn't appear to be 'rapey or violent'

If you want me to expound on that you could always PM me, I won't waste the words here

It upsets the knuckle draggers because its hurts their heads to read more than five words without the word cunt being mentioned.

Fact, strong women scare weak men...and weak men make up about 80% of the males here.

Youre very noble how you take care of the ladies. While I tend to think the better gals can fend for themselves. My ma usta change hearts and minds with her gun.

 

[lovecraft68]

Youre very noble how you take care of the ladies. While I tend to think the better gals can fend for themselves. My ma usta change hearts and minds with her gun.

I never claim women need me to take care of them.

I just enjoy pointing out male weakness to a herd of "real men" who think they're something.

Its more fun in person, getting them all upset and bruising their fragile egos.

I get called a fag and a sissy and a pussy whipped and etc...etc...

But I've been like this my entire life and not one of them has shut me up yet.

Lot harder to hit a man than a woman for that type of slug.

 

[Learin]

And this quote proves the point I have made for a long time that this site is driven by misogyny and disdain for women.

Unless you are here to show your tits and call yourself a slut or a cunt, or tell us of your sexual exploits you are irrelevant.

Lit is a free platform. If people steal/rob/murder other people on it, is it the fault of the platform? Isn't it the responsibility of the people to watch their own back? I'm not trying to pick up an argument with you here, but the point you made was....misleading to me.


And trying to be "Relevant" in a place that doesn't matter at all is a lame idea, don't you think?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I never claim women need me to take care of them.

I just enjoy pointing out male weakness to a herd of "real men" who think they're something.

Its more fun in person, getting them all upset and bruising their fragile egos.

I get called a fag and a sissy and a pussy whipped and etc...etc...

But I've been like this my entire life and not one of them has shut me up yet.

Lot harder to hit a man than a woman for that type of slug.

Naaah Youre always the one who champions the poor girls. Pussy whipped sounds right. Are you?

 

[hashtag45]

And this quote proves the point I have made for a long time that this site is driven by misogyny and disdain for women.

Unless you are here to show your tits and call yourself a slut or a cunt, or tell us of your sexual exploits you are irrelevant.

Not every guy here is like that(depends on the board) but many, many are and the lurkers? They are all that way.

Lit is a porn site and porn is still very much 'man's world' and comes with a lot of subliminal hate against women even if it doesn't appear to be 'rapey or violent'

If you want me to expound on that you could always PM me, I won't waste the words here

It upsets the knuckle draggers because its hurts their heads to read more than five words without the word cunt being mentioned.

Fact, strong women scare weak men...and weak men make up about 80% of the males here.

My view of this site is the same to yours, Lovecraft. As far as some GB men are concerned. Not all of them, since a lot of users that I encountered seem nice and decent.

I'm referring to the vocal, misogynistic 10% on GB (here we disagree as regards to nombers). Out there, in my real world, men and women relate as equals. And there's a feminist tinge to society right now, punishing anyone who might express misogynistic views. Lit is the perfect environment for misoginysts to express themselves, since on certain occasions (but not always) women on Lit could potentially be cast in a more down-top position("show me your tits, your pussy etc", instead of "show me your pennis"),

But there are plenty of mean girls on Lit too; I just can't figure out what drives them to express themselves on This particular site.

.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Mr Johnson, of course, graduated summa cum laude from the Mike Tyson School of Charm.

I wish it were possible, Learin, to instruct a man or a woman to be a gentleman: if it were, naturally, I would not require payment to do so...I fear, however, that whilst etiquette may be taught, gentlemanly conduct is increasingly rare. For one, it involves putting others first, putting people at their ease, and being profoundly aware of one's own good fortune in a world full of injustice. Those qualities tend not to be valued in the headlong rush to material wealth.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Mr Johnson, of course, graduated summa cum laude from the Mike Tyson School of Charm.

I wish it were possible, Learin, to instruct a man or a woman to be a gentleman: if it were, naturally, I would not require payment to do so...I fear, however, that whilst etiquette may be taught, gentlemanly conduct is increasingly rare. For one, it involves putting others first, putting people at their ease, and being profoundly aware of one's own good fortune in a world full of injustice. Those qualities tend not to be valued in the headlong rush to material wealth.

All I ever got from defending girls was 1. ass whippings, and 2. laughed at by the girls.