Superhero Rules (comedy)

[Brandnewbuddy]

thought of a series of vignettes where superhero rules are explained but with ridiculous erotic examples.

For example: why you should tell your loved ones that you’re a superhero.

Vignette that is about a woman in a superheroine costume getting plowed by a guy dressed as a supervillain…only for their daughter, who is secretly the superheroine to walk in on them.

Narrarator: Had Jamie told them the truth, her parents would have made sure to not buy cheap bootleg costumes off Temu that used lead paint, requiring multiple trips to the doctor…oh, and she also wouldn’t have had to see her mom dressed up as her taking back shots from dad who was dressed as her archenemy.

Or: Capes! Actually useful!

“Terrorizer certainly wishes he had a cape now that his costume had been destroyed in the alchemical fire of Ultra Crowley’s attack. Had he had one he could have hidden his shame and cock cafe from the world!”

 

[Husky_Embrace]

I'm confused. Why does the lead paint in the costumes matter? It seems hardly superpower related.

From the title I thought it would be more in the vein of "she should have told him she has super strength and no control during orgasm. Then he could pull out in time before she ripped his dick off with her pussy muscles in the throes of pleasure."

Or "prevent your spouse of thinking you're cheating. Tell them you're a supervillain at night!"

Or "always tell a date you've got superpowers or risk being a creep,

If she doesn't know you've got x-ray vision she thinks you took a peep!"

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

I'm confused. Why does the lead paint in the costumes matter? It seems hardly superpower related.

It was a joke about the narrator focusing on a detail that is much smaller than the actual issue.

Like if you were doing a fire PSA and focusing on the cigarettes that got wasted and not the house fire or giant forest fire

As for the rest, those could also work, I just thought it would be interesting to explore the tell/don’t tell dynamic but with an erotic comedy twist