Gingersnap
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In the name of the Sun God Apollo this is a thread dedicated to the things that summer brought.
The first thing I remember summer bringing was breasts. I was not a happy cookie since racing around without a shirt was now outlawed. Such was the summer of discontent for of course with the pointy things came another shocker while playing tennis. I thought the whole thing was a big cosmic dump on me. It was further complicated by the fact that I told my mother "this is nothing but a fucking joke". The queen was not amused by my new vocabulary.
It was this summer that I learned that it was not a joke, and yes my parents did have sex( shuddering).
I watched the fireworks on the Detroit River and got drunk on lemons and tequila. I learned to kiss and was much sought after for my outstanding performances...... Everyone has that kind of summer that changes you forever and I thought I would share a little part of me with you....
And this summer has been special too. I got a raise and made some wonderful friends. Wookie you know that I love you dude... And then there is this small demon that insists we twink each others noses and eat ice cream while torturing each other with pretzels.... Anyhow I thought it would be nice....
The first thing I remember summer bringing was breasts. I was not a happy cookie since racing around without a shirt was now outlawed. Such was the summer of discontent for of course with the pointy things came another shocker while playing tennis. I thought the whole thing was a big cosmic dump on me. It was further complicated by the fact that I told my mother "this is nothing but a fucking joke". The queen was not amused by my new vocabulary.
It was this summer that I learned that it was not a joke, and yes my parents did have sex( shuddering).
I watched the fireworks on the Detroit River and got drunk on lemons and tequila. I learned to kiss and was much sought after for my outstanding performances...... Everyone has that kind of summer that changes you forever and I thought I would share a little part of me with you....
And this summer has been special too. I got a raise and made some wonderful friends. Wookie you know that I love you dude... And then there is this small demon that insists we twink each others noses and eat ice cream while torturing each other with pretzels.... Anyhow I thought it would be nice....