Suggestions for livening up a party!

banyangirl

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So my SO and I have to go to this family party tonight that's bound to be a little on the dull side. I've got this wicked plan to tease him all night, though. Any ideas on fun things I could do that wouldn't be too overt? We can't shock the in-laws too much, hehe. Exchanging sassy text messages is already on the list. :)
 
My wife loves to tease my brothers and cousins too at family events, of course, my family is totally sick if so shit happens its ok, but here's some starters:

1. Don't wear panties. You don't have to flash or anything. Just don't wear panties with something shear so that the boys can notice by the way the fabric clings you ain't got no panty lines. Hawt.

2. Have a blouse "malfunction." A tit flopping out at the right moment can be both be worth a good blush and provide the inspiration for one your hot young stud in-laws to jack-off later alone in bed. That's if you don't mind the idea of having in-laws jacking off while thinking about fucking you.

3. Look for openings to talk about the kind of things you find erotic and then drool a bit about it. I still get hard remembering the time my cousins Sally and Tish got into girl talk about how oversexed black college football stars must be, while we guys were trying to watch a Thanksgiving day Rose Bowl. My bitch cousins were practical dreaming of sucking huge black cock by the time they snapped out of it.

4. Give eyes. When talking to a hot in-law stare at their crouch.

5. Pretend to be getting drunk. This will loosen things up for you and everyone else. Moral standards tend to lower at less than sober events. Bad behaviour can be written off to alcohol.
 
A little footsie under the table never goes amiss. Maybe even a little handsie, if you're seated next to each other :p
 
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