Sudden turn-offs

[Guest]

Sweets, I hope you're over Rodman (he hardly qualifies as human, imo). Do you know Eddie Izzard? Get a DVD of him (he's a Brit comic). He's my ideal transvestite. P.

 

[sweetnpetite]

I met a woman once who told me she would be blogging everything I said or did to her that evening. I thought she said "blocking". So I gave up.

Joe, what's your phone number? I want to call you up and say, "LOL, IMO that was just the funniest thing I've read on the AH all day- colon right parentheses!"

 

[sweetnpetite]

Sweets, I hope you're over Rodman (he hardly qualifies as human, imo). Do you know Eddie Izzard? Get a DVD of him (he's a Brit comic). He's my ideal transvestite. P.

I've practically forgotten who Rodman even is! He was a real 'flash in the pan' celebrety. I liked the TV movie they made about him (I think it was called 'Bad As I Wanna Be") and the guy who played him was also quite cute. But you know, there's bad, and then there is just bad.

Never heard of Eddie Izzard. Maybe I'll google him...

(is googling a turn-off- I've heard that yahoo-ing is rather looked down upon)

 

[dirtylover]

I find the biggest turn-off in a woman is lack of interest. Having a wank while they feign sleep just doesn't do it for me. That hasn't happened for quite some time thankfully.


Ps

I think my AV says happy easter (to M and CH), so I guess I'll need to be changing that.

 

[NoJo]

(is googling a turn-off- I've heard that yahoo-ing is rather looked down upon)

I would definitely google someone before dating them. Next best thing to a blood test.

Other turn-offs: Women who say "note to self." Women who refuse to take off their wooly hat, anorak and gloves at the dinner table. Women who wipe the dashboard of my car and examine thir finger for dust. Women who think I'm a weirdo for challenging them to arm-wrestle. Women who say I remind them of "an animal- no, a bird of some sort."

 

[Lukie]

instant turn off!

a woman badly faking an orgasm.....oh, that would kill the moment for me....why rush it or ruin it that way...

 

[rgraham666]

For me, I am turned off if a woman has a face that doesn't often wear a smile.

Dull eyes don't do much for me either.

 

[NoJo]

Re: instant turn off!

a woman badly faking an orgasm.....oh, that would kill the moment for me....why rush it or ruin it that way...

If I met a woman at a party, introduced myself, and she immediately starting doing that I'd wouldn't find it an instant turn-off.

 

[sweetnpetite]

I would definitely google someone before dating them. Next best thing to a blood test.

Other turn-offs: Women who say "note to self." Women who refuse to take off their wooly hat, anorak and gloves at the dinner table. Women who wipe the dashboard of my car and examine thir finger for dust. Women who think I'm a weirdo for challenging them to arm-wrestle. Women who say I remind them of "an animal- no, a bird of some sort."

I say "note to self" But I would accept your challenge to armwrestle in a second.

By the way, you've got a little something just below your nose- did you know?

 

[Guest]

Joey, your AV is going to cause me to put you on ignore. P

 

[NoJo]

I'm conducting an experiment. But you can't read this anyway.

 

[sweetnpetite]

Sweets, I hope you're over Rodman (he hardly qualifies as human, imo). Do you know Eddie Izzard? Get a DVD of him (he's a Brit comic). He's my ideal transvestite. P.

Found this:

http://www.eddieizzard.com/home.izz

now I'm checking it out. Nice looking guy- good bone structure.

 

[Guest]

You think you ever had any chance with me, Joe, you silly little boy? Well, not any more!

Oh, I see, that was the point of the AV...

Lou

P.S. Kiss my ass!

 

[Guest]

Nice looking guy- good bone structure.

Sweet, you are too much. I think E.I. would like that comment.

anon, P.

 

[NoJo]

So beards are a turn-off then... (note to self: shave)

 

[redrider4u]

super talky women and women who smoke, do the exhale.....then a wet cough.

(yeah., ok, I smoked.......and quit.)

Hi per!

 

[Guest]

So beards are a turn-off then... (note to self: shave)

You bastard!

You lured me into that good and proper, didn't you!?

He had a snotty nose in the last AV, in case anyone missed it, honestly!!!

Lou

P.S. Don't kiss my ass, you are not worthy!!!

 

[sweetnpetite]

You bastard!

You lured me into that good and proper, didn't you!?

He had a snotty nose in the last AV, in case anyone missed it, honestly!!!

Lou

P.S. Don't kiss my ass, you are not worthy!!!

I saw it, Tate. (I even commented)

 

[sweetnpetite]

Sweet, you are too much. I think E.I. would like that comment.

anon, P.

I have a weakness for that chisled look. Yum!

Saw a guy in a hairstyle magazine with this real angular face, so goodlooking, woulda bought the mag just for him if I'd a had the money on me. Oh well...

 

[south_florida_bicur]

if she has bigger hands then I do

 

[Raging Whoremoans]

Bad Breath.

Gnarled fingers caused by nail biting.

*drumroll please*

Assuming we're closer than we are and taking instant liberties, i.e. hand holding, arm around shoulder, thigh squeezing, ass pinching and kissing, before we've even reached the car from my front door, on a first date.

I'm all for a good bit of physical flirting, but please DO NOT even think about touching me until you're positive you can keep my first name straight!

~ R W

 

[south_florida_bicur]

calling someone elses name during sex

 

[minsue]

The only instant turn offs I can think of both involve restaurants. Anyone who is rude to the staff and/or tips less than 20% just ain't worth it to me.

Thought of one more: finishing my sentences. I had one boyfriend who would do that or interrupt with, 'I know what you're thinking.' Even after over a year, not only would he not stop fucking doing it, he never once was anywhere near what I was going to say. If anyone tried to do that now, I'd be gone in a flash.

 

[shereads]

Dull eyes don't do much for me either.

Which eye?

 

[Colleen Thomas]

The assumption my boobs are sensory organs of sight.

The assumption that because I have boobs I have no brain.

Any man who ever tired to quote or tell me about history to impress me, and was wrong.

obviously these particular turn offs contributed greatly to the reason I no longer date men

-Colly