sub taskposting thread!

[DeepGreenEyes]

Okay. Often, a D instructs an s to post in the BDSM boards as a task, or as punishment. And inevitably, it doesn't end well for anyone. Regulars resent the rule-flouting, or being used by people of whom they know nothing. The poster, often a newbie, usually ends up miffed, or embarrassed. It's formulaic.

So here, in a thread which I fully expect to be ignored, is a place where taskposting can occur with abandon.

I don't know if this thread will reduce newbie tasking mockage, of course, because its not my business to regulate mockage, and, besides, I am a mocker of the first order. But I hope the whole exercise will occur with less frequency, because this is where you're supposed to post those online tasks!

 

[Loverskitten]

Any good D knows the best place for task posts is the GB.

 

[mediocre]

*Ignores this thread*

 

[Keroin]

My Master has ordered me to post here and tell everyone what a bad, bad, horrible, terrible, awful pyl I am. As punishment, he demands that everyone on this board send me a chocolate cupcake and that I must eat all of them. Every single one, right down to the crumbs. He has even...*deep breath in for strength*...condoned the use of sprinkles on the cupcakes. Please don't think he is abusive, no matter how harsh this punishment may seem. I deserve it. I really, really do.

I am ssoooooooooooooooo sorry Master!


(Also, I...er...he said that it would be extra cruel if the cupcakes had real buttercream icing. Thank you.)

 

[FurryFury]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls7b82HYig1qj64nt.jpg

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Whew...good call. Hopefully now everyone will know what they are sub post to do.

 

[LRRH77]

Keroin!!! Hahaha!

 

[Kurokami]

My Master has ordered me to post here and tell everyone what a bad, bad, horrible, terrible, awful pyl I am. As punishment, he demands that everyone on this board send me a chocolate cupcake and that I must eat all of them. Every single one, right down to the crumbs. He has even...*deep breath in for strength*...condoned the use of sprinkles on the cupcakes. Please don't think he is abusive, no matter how harsh this punishment may seem. I deserve it. I really, really do.

I am ssoooooooooooooooo sorry Master!


(Also, I...er...he said that it would be extra cruel if the cupcakes had real buttercream icing. Thank you.)

Oh, well, if it's part of a punishme-... Waaait a minute...

You almost got me there, Keroin!

 

[DVS]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls7b82HYig1qj64nt.jpg

What are those white things on there? They look like little pearls. I think my dentist would love for me to bite down on those things, so I'll be spitting them out. But the rest of the dish looks pretty damn good.

What do you say we REALLY punish Keroin! Let her see all of the pictures, but send the cupcakes to me, instead. I'll at least tell her how good each one was. I'm nice that way.

Oh, I'm not into sprinkles that much. Well, I wouldn't reject a cake that has them on it, but the sprinkles tend to get caught in my mustache. But, I like all kinds of cake and icing, as long as it isn't German chocolate cake. Nope, don't like the stuff...sorry. Oh, and NO NUTS! Can't stand those damn crunchy things. So then...lots of cake and lots of icing.

OK?

 

[DVS]

Any good D knows the best place for task posts is the GB.

You know, that's a good point. The GB would love to have such a thread started over there. They always enjoy making fun of new and helpless people. I think it's part of the code of the GB.

 

[Loverskitten]

You know, that's a good point. The GB would love to have such a thread started over there. They always enjoy making fun of new and helpless people. I think it's part of the code of the GB.

Smear some blood on em and send em to the sharks. That's what I'd do if I was, at all, into the online BS. But I'd rather take a crop to them and send them home to their wives with welts covered in red lip prints. I'm a sweet kitten like that rawr

 

[FurryFury]

Good plan!

I "think" the white things are fancy ass bally sprinkles.

What are those white things on there? They look like little pearls. I think my dentist would love for me to bite down on those things, so I'll be spitting them out. But the rest of the dish looks pretty damn good.

What do you say we REALLY punish Keroin! Let her see all of the pictures, but send the cupcakes to me, instead. I'll at least tell her how good each one was. I'm nice that way.

Oh, I'm not into sprinkles that much. Well, I wouldn't reject a cake that has them on it, but the sprinkles tend to get caught in my mustache. But, I like all kinds of cake and icing, as long as it isn't German chocolate cake. Nope, don't like the stuff...sorry. Oh, and NO NUTS! Can't stand those damn crunchy things. So then...lots of cake and lots of icing.

OK?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

My Master has ordered me to post here and tell everyone what a bad, bad, horrible, terrible, awful pyl I am. As punishment, he demands that everyone on this board send me a chocolate cupcake and that I must eat all of them. Every single one, right down to the crumbs. He has even...*deep breath in for strength*...condoned the use of sprinkles on the cupcakes. Please don't think he is abusive, no matter how harsh this punishment may seem. I deserve it. I really, really do.

I am ssoooooooooooooooo sorry Master!


(Also, I...er...he said that it would be extra cruel if the cupcakes had real buttercream icing. Thank you.)

Is the cupcake metaphoric?

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Is the cupcake metaphoric?

No, that would be cookies. With Keroin, it's all about the cupcake.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I have many tasks. If I don't complete them I will beat myself up and post about it here.

 

[graceanne]

Is the cupcake metaphoric?

LOL!!

 

[mediocre]

I have many tasks. If I don't complete them I will beat myself up and post about it here.

With pictures please.

 

[mediocre]

*Pointedly returns to ignoring thread.*

 

[Etoile]

Am I the only one who has never understood JUST WHAT THE FUCK THESE TASKS ARE ANYWAY?

Like, people say "post task ideas for subs" and I'm like WHAT IS THAT. Seriously. Are we talking about painting the garage? Putting a buttplug in and climbing mount everest? WHAT THE FUCK?!

 

[Loverskitten]

Am I the only one who has never understood JUST WHAT THE FUCK THESE TASKS ARE ANYWAY?

Like, people say "post task ideas for subs" and I'm like WHAT IS THAT. Seriously. Are we talking about painting the garage? Putting a buttplug in and climbing mount everest? WHAT THE FUCK?!

Hahaha! I don't get the posting thing either! But I totally get the painting the garage *swoon* Have you seen my BDSM personals ad? That's my kinda sub tasks!

 

[FurryFury]

Gawd. I'd had the first one. The second one might be okay. LOL

Am I the only one who has never understood JUST WHAT THE FUCK THESE TASKS ARE ANYWAY?

Like, people say "post task ideas for subs" and I'm like WHAT IS THAT. Seriously. Are we talking about painting the garage? Putting a buttplug in and climbing mount everest? WHAT THE FUCK?!

 

[eastern sun]

Monday

I have to do the laundry. Get the car inspected. Shop for dinner. Cook. Mop the floors. Make a date with a potential lover. Call re: my son's appointments. Write a mission statement. Rub his feet when he gets home. Listen, instead of talk. Get estimates for the house repair.

edited to add: Oh, and I'm supposed to be nice. And attractive, too.

If these are the nature of the tasks I'm assigned . . . can you imagine what I'm like in my default mode?

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

To those of you who ignored this thread, I salute you. To others, I want a cupcake.

I suppose I was thinking more along the lines of pyls who were TASKED by PYLs to post something on Lit, not the ones calling for actual, non-posting task ideas like power-washing the ferret, or changing the oil on the garden spork.

Because no one is going to use this thread for that, despite my communitarian efforts, I am now going to post a link to a photo of a knit cap that looks like your skull has been cracked open. Enjoy!

 

[rida]

To those of you who ignored this thread, I salute you. To others, I want a cupcake.

I suppose I was thinking more along the lines of pyls who were TASKED by PYLs to post something on Lit, not the ones calling for actual, non-posting task ideas like power-washing the ferret, or changing the oil on the garden spork.

Because no one is going to use this thread for that, despite my communitarian efforts, I am now going to post a link to a photo of a knit cap that looks like your skull has been cracked open. Enjoy!

Your goal was noble but alas unattainable as the mark of the "true sub" is to call all attention on her own shortcoming and plea with the whole world about their worthiness. So sharing the attention with a bunch of other wanna-be subs, on a tread, on line, on an anonymous site ... ain't happening

So as a not true sub, here are my tasks:

Make sure laundry is done, fridge is filled, food is made, mess is under control, dirt is not a health hazard, bills are paid and Hubby gets what he wants when he wants. And then, go off to work and take care of those tasks ... One more task and I'm killing someone! LOL

Unless it is "sleep for 3 days"

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Your goal was noble but alas unattainable as the mark of the "true sub" is to call all attention on her own shortcoming and plea with the whole world about their worthiness. So sharing the attention with a bunch of other wanna-be subs, on a tread, on line, on an anonymous site ... ain't happening

So as a not true sub, here are my tasks:

Make sure laundry is done, fridge is filled, food is made, mess is under control, dirt is not a health hazard, bills are paid and Hubby gets what he wants when he wants. And then, go off to work and take care of those tasks ... One more task and I'm killing someone! LOL

Unless it is "sleep for 3 days"

Only a true "true sub" is unworthy enough to share her or his unworthiness with other unworthy subs on a common thread. That's the sign of true unworthiness.

Sleep well.