Stupidest, most pathetic and ridiculous pick-up lines you've ever heard.

[jaF0]

Not the typically schlokey stuff that goes around. The one that shocked you, took your breath away and made you take notice because they were SO bad.







And did they work?


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[deefalttwunnyfor]

 

[Cat]

I wanna be a male koala now!!

 

[Artfan2]

I wanna be a male koala now!!

Me too!
And those female koalas are so cute.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I wanna be a male koala now!!

Well, between midnight and 3am start bellowing and we’ll see what happens

 

[Cat]

Well, between midnight and 3am start bellowing and we’ll see what happens

... I foresee a lot of confusion among the animals in the forest!!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I can think of a couple of stupid ones.

"Nice legs. What time do they open?"

And...

"Here's my phone, call your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight."