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LordMagicMan
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I've seen a girl take a pepsi can and then drop it out. Damn that was a good pepsi
Sparky Kronkite
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I've seen'em.....
Smoke cigs and cigars and blow smoke rings.
I've seen'em inject butane and turn themselves into a cunt torch.
I've seen'em spoon peanut butter and jelly inside and then squirt it back onto bread and make guys eat it.
I've seen'em put razor blades up there and extract them just to gross out the audience - no, no damage.
I've seen'em suck up light bulbs and shoot'em against a brick wall so they'd explode.
I've seen'em fill themselves with water and shoot it on guys - in their mouthes.
I've seen'em stuff pot in there - lay out an EZ-Wider on a chair and roll one with nothing but pussy lips.
Smoke cigs and cigars and blow smoke rings.
I've seen'em inject butane and turn themselves into a cunt torch.
I've seen'em spoon peanut butter and jelly inside and then squirt it back onto bread and make guys eat it.
I've seen'em put razor blades up there and extract them just to gross out the audience - no, no damage.
I've seen'em suck up light bulbs and shoot'em against a brick wall so they'd explode.
I've seen'em fill themselves with water and shoot it on guys - in their mouthes.
I've seen'em stuff pot in there - lay out an EZ-Wider on a chair and roll one with nothing but pussy lips.
Countess DeWinter
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Hubby told me about a woman in Okinawa he watched feed a banana to one of his buddies...
of course, the buddy had to be treated for a case of oral gonorrhea.
of course, the buddy had to be treated for a case of oral gonorrhea.
Whispersecret
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Re: That is some talented asian pussy out there...
Hey, that's the one trick I CAN do.
Siren said:
Hey, that's the one trick I CAN do.
Dixon Carter Lee
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Sparky Kronkite said:
"I've got to party with THIS Guy."
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alexander tzara
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There was a French woman on a British tv show the other night playing 'God Save The Queen' vaginally on a penny whistle. Now THAT's class!
Dixon Carter Lee
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You can't buy porno in England, but they show girls with whistles up their cunts on TV? Methinks it's more than the cows that are mad.
[Edited by Dixon Carter Lee on 03-29-2001 at 04:52 PM]
[Edited by Dixon Carter Lee on 03-29-2001 at 04:52 PM]
DarlingBri
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Dixon Carter Lee said:
That is the sole reason for the existence of France.
alexander tzara
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I wonder how many hours a day she has to practice.
Haha. Yup, Dixon. Although it was via internet on a computer screen, which the studio director tellingly kept on LONG-SHOT for the duration of her recital.
That also reminds me of a bizarre stand-up comedian I saw years ago. He had an Eraserhead hairstyle and spoke like the high-pitched gangleader in 'Police Academy'. The finale to his show involved him stripping off naked, with his tackle tucked away between his legs (think the psycho in 'Silence Of The Lambs') and clenching a lit firework between his buttocks while he sang 'There's No Business Like Show Business'.
I think he must've come to a sticky end, 'cause I never heard of him again after that.
Haha. Yup, Dixon. Although it was via internet on a computer screen, which the studio director tellingly kept on LONG-SHOT for the duration of her recital.
That also reminds me of a bizarre stand-up comedian I saw years ago. He had an Eraserhead hairstyle and spoke like the high-pitched gangleader in 'Police Academy'. The finale to his show involved him stripping off naked, with his tackle tucked away between his legs (think the psycho in 'Silence Of The Lambs') and clenching a lit firework between his buttocks while he sang 'There's No Business Like Show Business'.
I think he must've come to a sticky end, 'cause I never heard of him again after that.
Sateema Lunasi
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You can't buy porn in England? I bought several porn maga for friends while I was there. got them right on the news stands. I am a bad girl. I love doing illigal shit!
DarlingBri
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No no...
You can buy soft porn but you can't buy hardcore porn, apparently. I've never tried.
You can buy soft porn but you can't buy hardcore porn, apparently. I've never tried.
alexander tzara
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In the UK you can only buy hardcore videos (ones featuring penetration, erections, vaginal close-ups or ejaculation) from registered sex shops and there are only about 60 of them in the country (mail order isn't allowed either). The rules with magazines are a bit more shady because only films and videos have to go through the Censor: The British Board Of Film Classifications. I think with published pornography it just depends whether the police decide to press for obscenity charges, which would involve a court case. Even if you did set up a hardcore magazine, it's very unlikely it would get distribution outside of sex shops because the major distributors and newsagent chains are fairly prudish.
The Censors have passed a few 'artistic', foreign language films (eg - the French film 'Romance' a few years ago) that have contained hardcore elements. These usually only get an arthouse distribution. There's a kind of hypocricy with the British Censors. They only think that the supposedly uneducated working-classes will be corrupted by seeing explicit sexual images. The middle-class 'arty' types who can be bothered reading subtitles will obviously be far more intelligent and therefore unnaffected.
The Censors have passed a few 'artistic', foreign language films (eg - the French film 'Romance' a few years ago) that have contained hardcore elements. These usually only get an arthouse distribution. There's a kind of hypocricy with the British Censors. They only think that the supposedly uneducated working-classes will be corrupted by seeing explicit sexual images. The middle-class 'arty' types who can be bothered reading subtitles will obviously be far more intelligent and therefore unnaffected.
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I had a girlfriend once who could place a cigarette in her pussy, take a drag off it, and blow smoke rings. The muscle control that made that possible made her a real E ticket ride. She had the ability to flex her pussy muscles in a way that it felt like my cock was being pulled up into her, even when she had the full length inside her already. Whenever she shared that talent with somebody for the first time, her new conquests would always remark on that skill. She could draw the cum out of guys just by flexing those muscles while sitting in their laps facing them, and then she would lay back and spit the cum out past her knees. Quite the party trick!
I had a girlfriend once who could place a cigarette in her pussy, take a drag off it, and blow smoke rings. The muscle control that made that possible made her a real E ticket ride. She had the ability to flex her pussy muscles in a way that it felt like my cock was being pulled up into her, even when she had the full length inside her already. Whenever she shared that talent with somebody for the first time, her new conquests would always remark on that skill. She could draw the cum out of guys just by flexing those muscles while sitting in their laps facing them, and then she would lay back and spit the cum out past her knees. Quite the party trick!
