Stupid shit that will get you shot

[Aquila]

1. Walk into a feminist meeting and yell at them and demand a sammich
2. Walk into a mosque with a shirt that say "allah is my dick sucking bitch" while eating a porkchop
3. Go to a vegitarian convention wearing the fur of several different animals while chewing on a turkey leg


add more stupid shit as you wish
(and no I don't support doing any of this, its just funny extremely stupid things to do)

 

[Cerberus666]

stupid is, as stupid does.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[mbb308]

Walk into a biker bar and ask, "which one of you faggots owns that piece-of-shit Harley I just backed over with my rig?"

 

[Wiggles]

Walk about the forest around dusk in hunting season wearing a full length fur coat, with matching hat. Lose your contact lense in the foliage, then get down all fours and paw the ground.

 

[Aquila]

Hold up a police station

 

[Olivianna]

Re: Re: Stupid shit that will get you shot

Walk about the forest around dusk in hunting season wearing a full length fur coat, with matching hat. Lose your contact lense in the foliage, then get down all fours and paw the ground.

That was funny.

 

[Monazwx]

Originally posted by mbb308
Walk into a biker bar and ask, "which one of you faggots owns that piece-of-shit Harley I just backed over with my rig?"

ROFLLMAO!!!
That shit'll get ya killed!

 

[mbb308]

ROFLLMAO!!!
That shit'll get ya killed!

You're right. They probably won't shoot you to death, though. They'll want to make it oh so much slower, like a good stomping and a chain whipping.

 

[Monazwx]

Yep, a bar fight with them opening a keg of whoop ass came to mind.

 

[mbb308]

Yep, a bar fight with them opening a keg of whoop ass came to mind.

A keg? I didn't know it came in such quanity.

Do you shop at Sam's Club?

 

[Monazwx]

Let's just say that there's alot to see at college parties.

 

[mbb308]

Let's just say that there's alot to see at college parties.

I remember those. Most of them, anyway.

Going to an oyster roast tomorrow. Should be a hoot.

A couple of bikers, a lot of other folks, oysters and other food, and BYOB. Should be pretty tame.

 

[Monazwx]

Since when is a Bring Your Own Beer party tame?

 

[mbb308]

Since when is a Bring Your Own Beer party tame?

You're right.

Some of these folks, like me, drive some pretty big damned vehicles.

How many cases of beer will fit in the back of an '88 Suburban?

 

[LordOfDarkness]

caught two for one?

 

[Monazwx]

I don't know about cases. I deal with kegs only.
But you should be able to fit a few cases on the passenger side too.

Just don't drive back less than sober.

Lord of Darkness, what the hell is that?

 

[MissTaken]

This time of year

If you approach a strange pick up truck in which there are men dressed in camouflage, touching the face of the now deceased deer in the back and saying, "Oh! Poor Bambi!" ought to get you shot.

Well, if not shot, definitely harrassed!

 

[mbb308]

I don't know about cases. I deal with kegs only.
But you should be able to fit a few cases on the passenger side too.

Just don't drive back less than sober.

Not to fear - I don't drink and drive!!!!

 

[Monazwx]

Good. Then you won't run over anyone's piece-of-shit harley.

 

[mbb308]

Good. Then you won't run over anyone's piece-of-shit harley.

I've never seen a piece-of-shit HD!!!

 

[Monazwx]

Yeah, alot of guys would pawn all their crap in order to pay for HD maintance.

 

[mbb308]

Yeah, alot of guys would pawn all their crap in order to pay for HD maintance.

Some would trade the "old lady" for a bushel basket of HD parts.

 

[Monazwx]

I'm shocked!!!