Stupid question time

[KillerMuffin]

I was watching a porno and this guy was slapping his cock against someone's ass and then face and then hand. Not light stuff either. He was seriously whacking away with it like a golfer digging through a sand trap. Of course he's got a Jose Conseco bat going on, but still.

My stupid question:

What in the hell was he doing it for?

 

[Siren]

 

[Aquila]

I was watching a porno and this guy was slapping his cock against someone's ass and then face and then hand. Not light stuff either. He was seriously whacking away with it like a golfer digging through a sand trap. Of course he's got a Jose Conseco bat going on, but still.

My stupid question:

What in the hell was he doing it for?

To get all the cum out. otherwise when it goes flacid it will just kinda oooze out.

 

[scylis]

because he can?

to show who is in charge in the scene is my guess.

 

[curious2c]

probably some director thought it would show up as sexy or something. kinda like the inane music in the background.

boom chica waa waa, etc add nausem

 

[Guest]

Muffie watches porn?

I thought you were an intellectual feminist and all literary and stuff.

Go ahead. Ruin my fantasy.

 

[Guest]

 

[bknight2602]

There are a lot of things that are done in pornos that I don't understand. This is probably one of them, slapping a woman's butt also? What turn on is this, unless it is a mild form of BDSM?

 

[modest mouse]

The chick rolled in some poison ivy when she went ona romantic picnic with him earlier that day. Rather than scratch it and make it spread, he slaps it to relieve the itching sensation. Its about love and compassion, Muffin, can you not see that?

 

[Guest]

 

[lovetoread]

Cause it feels good?

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[bknight2602]

translation: he loves you, wants to take your breath away with his passion and spend hours exploring your pussy

Damn funny way of putting it! I would have a much better approach!

 

[Guest]

LOL

I like Indigo, el presidente.

 

[Guest]

 

[Lancecastor]

Sounds like yer standard Who's Your Daddy? objectification to me.

More to the point...how did you get to see Jose Conseco's "bat", Muff?

I was watching a porno and this guy was slapping his cock against someone's ass and then face and then hand. Not light stuff either. He was seriously whacking away with it like a golfer digging through a sand trap. Of course he's got a Jose Conseco bat going on, but still.

My stupid question:

What in the hell was he doing it for?

 

[KillerMuffin]

It was gay porno. Jose was slapping the hell outta Hans. Whoever said Hispanic guys aren't hung needs to see ol' boy.

 

[login]

Spelling buddy says "El Boy".

 

[KillerMuffin]

Spelling buddy needs to switch his language to American Hick.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Guys do this in porn because it's an act of humiliation, making the receiver appear to be far more submissive. To each their own I guess.

 

[login]

Dayum. The one time I go for witty, I was SUPPOSED to be a hick. There jest ain't no dang justice.

 

[Problem Child]

Spelling buddy says "El Boy".

El amigo de deletreo de español dice:

El niño.