Stupid PMs

[theManThing]

These aren't actual PMs, this is a place for fun, to make up the stereotypical awful PMs. In the back of my mind, very doubtful and impossible though it may be, I think it might help curb the awful PMs if people who are too dumb/horny/inarticulate to post PMs they would try to send to post them here instead of annoying others with them. Or, at least show people what not to send to others.

ex.
Hey! How wet u can make my dick?

 

[Josiyummi]

You eat alot of cock?

 

[theManThing]

Sex nao!

 

[cowslinger64]

got one of these already



http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=354130

 

[theManThing]

This isn't for PMs that have actually been sent like that thread is, I clearly said, it's more of an outlet for shitty PMs people might send. There's a subtle difference.

 

[cowslinger64]

Okay...i was thinking about sending this one.

 

[HesterPrynne]

Okay...i was thinking about sending this one.

Ooohhhh. Someone get the belt.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Okay...i was thinking about sending this one.

"Hi. My name is cowslinger."

 

[cowslinger64]

"Hi. My name is cowslinger."

Kindergarten has gotten quite progressive it seems...they let the children play on computers.

 

[Lord Pmann]

^^^^
I'm in Florida and our education system is fantastic here.

 

[Josiyummi]

This isn't for PMs that have actually been sent like that thread is, I clearly said, it's more of an outlet for shitty PMs people might send. There's a subtle difference.

love.

 

[Corbal]

Okay...i was thinking about sending this one.

So passive aggressive.

 

[cowslinger64]

So passive aggressive.

sometimes...




just cause you showed me your butt, doesnt mean i want you on mine!! stalker!



btw..if i was an asshole every time i had the chance...i wouldnt have much fun here. knucklehead.

 

[Josiyummi]

"will you let me play with your butthole?"

butthole? really?
hmmm.

 

[Aquagal]

Marry me?

Can I lick your butthole?

Is that cum that dripped on your tit?

 

[Josiyummi]

Marry me?

Can I lick your butthole?

Is that cum that dripped on your tit?

classic... I love the proposals.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Marry me?

Can I lick your butthole?

Is that cum that dripped on your tit?

I like the order of those questions. Like he wants your hand in marriage and then he's like "Can I lick your ass? Also, is that jizz?"

Ahhhh people. Gotta love 'em.

 

[Josiyummi]

you gave me a virus.



... What?

 

[Aquagal]

I like the order of those questions. Like he wants your hand in marriage and then he's like "Can I lick your ass? Also, is that jizz?"

Ahhhh people. Gotta love 'em.

Those were all separate douches.

Oh here's another one:

I need a hug.

 

[Scentofawoman]

Marry me?

Can I lick your butthole?

Is that cum that dripped on your tit?

Omg!!!

So you like Big black cock?

Are you really a who likes to give handjobs?

Can I get down on my knees and you can do whatever you want to me.



The third one was intriguing if only it wasn't the GIRL's second post. I think some guy was having some fun..

 

[Aquagal]

I'm "twat-juggling" here

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Those were all separate douches.

Oh here's another one:

I need a hug.

OH, DURRR

That one is also sad.

 

[Scentofawoman]

I'm "twat-juggling" here

Rofl!

 

[Josiyummi]

I think the original intent of this thread was to pretend.
Not actual PM's we have recieved.... it's a thin line.

So here is my attempt at the wackiest PM.

"So...I have 5 clowns dressed to the nines, looking for some action in a limo, you in?"


and no... haven't received that PM yet... still hoping.

 

[Josiyummi]

Rofl!

DITTO!!