Stuffing Your Pants

[J.B.]

Hamletmaschine

LMAO! I love it!

 

[AzureAngel]

Only time I've stuffed anything down there was this last weekend. Two socks.

I was playing playing paintball and I left my cup at home two hours away.

 

[glamorilla]

This reminds me of an old joke. The Reader's Digest version:

Two guys go to the beach. One of them is having no luck with the ladies, while the other is making good time and eventually leaves with one of the most gorgeous of the lot.

The next time they meet, the first guy asks the second what his secret is. He says before he goes to the beach, he always stuffs a potato into his swim trunks. Works every time, he adds.

Next time the guys go to the beach, the second guy is still having a fine time with the ladies, while the first one is having absolutely no luck whatsoever. In fact, the ladies are steering way clear of him. Second guy feels sorry for his friend and pulls him aside.

"What's the matter? Didn't you do what I told you?"

"I did," says the first guy. "I stuck a potato in my trunks just like you said."

Second guy steps back, looks the first guy over, and then starts shaking his head. "You idiot! You're supposed to put it in the front."

I don't get it.

 

[GreenEyedGirl]

GeG is the cod-piece and elbow expert. Maybe she's confusing theatre and reality. However, she seems a reliable sort, so maybe they do it in the States

I seem reliable? Free, I am hurt to the quick. And yet I must admit that the few I knew to do this were in the theatre.
There is probably some corrolation there.......
And they did not shove cukes down their trousers, but socks. Why they felt the need to relay this piece of information, I'll never know, but the image burns my brain to this day.

I say it is little different that the wonder bra.
Where are the tits?
On the floor, in the bra.

Where's the cock?
On the floor, with the other two socks.

 

[Guest]

Only time I've stuffed anything down there was this last weekend. Two socks.

I was playing playing paintball and I left my cup at home two hours away.

Shock absorbers

 

[perks]

I stuff my pants















with my big fat ass

 

[Dillinger]

What do you stuff them with, perks? *grin*

So... no one else has every stuffed their pants or knew someone who did? And why they did?

 

[freescorfr]

When I awoke this morning and saw the av you had, dilly, I couldn't imagine you'd have any room left.

I've been going around having a good look, though, and not seen anyone here with possibly stuffed pants. Perhaps the cattle market's not where it's done.

 

[just pet]

freescorfr... would You like to stuff my pants?

 

[MechaBlade]

No, I wear baggy pants. And for when I'm wearing swim trunks, I think my dick is big enough. If this isn't big enough for them (I'm over the average size) then fuck 'em.

 

[Guest]

 

[Liontamr]

I don't care to stuff, but these new Nike shorts I bought the other day seem to show off my buldge a little more than normal.. I mean REALLY show it off.. I'm convinced today that walking the right way or coming out of the bathroom when things 'haven't settled down yet' shows off the tip..

Now, as cool as it would be to show that off to women, it's also very embarassing when I am trying to be the utmost professional... I'm thinking though wearing tight briefs may help keep things "together" and little tents are stopped from showing up in those times I get slightly arroused.

I think those go from kick ass shorts we sell that I want to model to shorts I wear around the house...

Damnit anyway.. They were 60 buck shorts...

But no.. I don't stuff .. I'll just use these shorts from now one I suppose.

 

[Dillinger]

I like the way boxer briefs (tight, boxer length) - outline my package... no extra stuffing needed.