Stuff my momma taught me about..

Phoenyx

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Envy...

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
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Behavior Modification...

"Stop Acting like your father!"
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Circle of Life...

"I brought you into this world and I can take you out."
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Stamina...

"You'll sit there 'til all that spinach is finished."
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Osmosis...

"Shut up and eat your Supper!"
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Contortionism...

"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"
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Irony...

"Keep laughing and I'll give you something to cry about."
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To appreciate a job well done.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside... I just finished cleaning."
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Time Travel...

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
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Foresight...

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
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Logic...

"Because I said so, that's why."
 
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