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Stuff I Think About When I'm Bored At work

This thread needs to be nuked from space, it’s the only way to be sure.

Oh! Idea. Xenomorph porn. Why did I not think of this before?

Ellen Emily Ripley torches has lesbian sex with the Queen Xenomorph.

Em
 
EmilyMiller said:
This thread needs to be nuked from space, it’s the only way to be sure.

Oh! Idea. Xenomorph porn. Why did I not think of this before?

Ellen Emily Ripley torches has lesbian sex with the Queen Xenomorph.

Em
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A heartwarming enemies-to-lovers story about two single moms who find one another.
 
If bear cast aspersions against bare's motives and character, would it be considered a homonym ad hominem?
 
I always think up stories at work, though I can't really write there. But at least I can take some quick notes.
 
Pureotica said:
Suppose a bear had an impressive beard, but a balding rump.

Would a bear be embarrassed to be a hirsute ursine with a bare ass?
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Just how boring is your job, anyway? Are you a toll collector? Are you one of those security people who remote-monitor Dollar General stores?
 
EmilyMiller said:
This thread needs to be nuked from space, it’s the only way to be sure.

Oh! Idea. Xenomorph porn. Why did I not think of this before?

Ellen Emily Ripley torches has lesbian sex with the Queen Xenomorph.

Em
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"You always were an asshole, Gorman." Boom!

The weird thing is that she was played by a Jewish lady from Los Angeles, and that was her first movie role. This is even more notable: "Goldstein is now the proprietor of the store "Jenette Bras", a large-cup bra specialist known for its slogan 'The alphabet starts at D.' "
 
gunhilltrain said:
Just how boring is your job, anyway? Are you a toll collector? Are you one of those security people who remote-monitor Dollar General stores?
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Truth be told, I'm a glorified janitor. Not exactly, but its the closest approximation that doesn't require a bunch of irrelevant explanation. I live in the boonies, and taking the crappy job eight miles from home was better than a thirty mile daily commute for money that would be a loss when you account for time and travel cost. In any case, it's honorable work, if unfulfilling, but not mentally engaging. I go through the day on autopilot. And I'm a language nerd. This kind a nonsense just goes through my brain naturally.

I admit it. I'm weird.
 
Pureotica said:
Truth be told, I'm a glorified janitor. Not exactly, but its the closest approximation that doesn't require a bunch of irrelevant explanation. I live in the boonies, and taking the crappy job eight miles from home was better than a thirty mile daily commute for money that would be a loss when you account for time and travel cost. In any case, it's honorable work, if unfulfilling, but not mentally engaging. I go through the day on autopilot. And I'm a language nerd. This kind a nonsense just goes through my brain naturally.

I admit it. I'm weird.
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As someone once said, "Everybody is weird once you get to know them well." That would include me.

As for jobs, read my four-part (soon to be five-part, I hope) series on New York taxi driving. One of the worst decisions I ever made, yet forty-five years later it gave me a topic to write about. A happy ending after all.
 
I do think of weird stuff.

Like if you’re face to face with your partner and you each breathe in as the other person breathes out, might you risk not getting enough oxygen in your system.

Dark stuff, not funny stuff.
 
Emilymcplugger said:
I do think of weird stuff.

Like if you’re face to face with your partner and you each breathe in as the other person breathes out, might you risk not getting enough oxygen in your system.

Dark stuff, not funny stuff.
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That's a Tantra breathing technique. I think the outside air leaks in.

Unless you're in a space suit with a visiting tantric octopus.

In Space, No-one Can Hear You Breathe.
 
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Emilymcplugger said:
I do think of weird stuff.

Like if you’re face to face with your partner and you each breathe in as the other person breathes out, might you risk not getting enough oxygen in your system.

Dark stuff, not funny stuff.
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Depends if you're in a sealed environment or not. There'd be enough mixing of gasses that your co2 level probably wouldn't spike much.
 
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