Strangest things you`ve heard during a climax?

[tropicalrobots]

Hi we`re a new couple here and enjoy browsing the board.We were joking the other day about this subject.My girlfriend came up with this one "oh oh oh there it goes!!".We realize this one doesnt sound that strange but it was said in kind of a weird tone of voice that really cracks us up.Its all good and we don`t mean to make fun,just wondering what funny things you might have heard a lover say or do when they came. Tropical

 

[Guest]

hehehe

Here's a good one..
Apparently one night I had decided to play with my partner. I was still sleeping. Apparently I said, "If you want to finish this then you'd better get your dick up here."
I woke up just as he was coming..I think I said something like, "Ack, glurg, mmmmmm"

 

[mugman]

"OH YEAAAAAAH"

When I hear "oh Yeaaaaah" in a soft, hoarse, throaty, purring kind of sigh, I know I've hit the right spot!

 

[TBKahuna123]

Dogs barking outside. That's the last time we forgot to close the window first!

 

[silverwhisper]

strangest thing? all the noises i've heard during a climax have seemed perfectly natural at the time. :>

ed

 

[phoenix1224]

strangest thing? all the noises i've heard during a climax have seemed perfectly natural at the time. :>

ed

Ditto.

 

[M's girl]

Haha, a former boyfriend saying "shit" as he ran off. I was going "what the fuck..." .... then realized he was heading for the window to lower the shutters further where two of his friends were sticking their heads into our bedroom from the balcony. This was on a holiday in Spain.

Two nights later they somehow managed to get actually into our bedroom and sit beside our bed the whole time while we were "at it".... We never noticed and did not believe them at first... untill they started to give us an account of what happened and in what order.... hmmmm....

I was VERY embarrased at the time but now can laugh about it.

 

[silverwhisper]

m's girl: your ex BF's friends were kinda skanky, huh?

ed

 

[SummerMorning]

"It's a sweet kind of pain."

That was weird. I hadn't even gotten to the whip.

 

[M's girl]

m's girl: your ex BF's friends were kinda skanky, huh?

ed

Skanky?

Haha, had to look that one up in the dictionary first.

The answer (after that) is YES!

bastards....

 

[Quoll]

Mum?...Dad?
and
"Oh shit...cramp"
"Want me to stop?"
"NO"

 

[bootit]

To my dismay

Was once with a very nice girl when thinking I'm really getting to her ' and just as i was getting there she ask me

turn the TV over this boring me

 

[webbo1]

Mum?...Dad?
and
"Oh shit...cramp"
"Want me to stop?"
"NO"

"I don't care who's watching I'm gonna cum so keep fucking me Mr."

I was busted by my Dad in the back shed with my (Then) girlfriend

 

[naughtygirl69s]

This thread was funny.

I can't think of anything that stands out, but I wanted to add that having the wrong thing said or "right" thing depending on how you look at it, can make or break me

 

[Quoll]

"I don't care who's watching I'm gonna cum so keep fucking me Mr."

I was busted by my Dad in the back shed with my (Then) girlfriend

What did you get, a kick up the arse, or "Nice one son?"

 

[Mystical Avalon]

Stranger than strange

Noises made duiring climax are normal, the OH SHIT IM CUMMING to the AHH GOD FUCK ME YEAH BABY YEAH, but when you make the dogs howl then thats the strangest stranger than strange noises you can make during climax!!!

 

[oddity83]

Back when I living in an apartment heard a bed bouncing from the unit above mine.

 

[webbo1]

What did you get, a kick up the arse, or "Nice one son?"

No mate it ended up with Dad cooking me a steak saying "Son with a woman like that - you're gonna need all the energy you can get"....................my Dad was cool...

According to him the birds went tweet and the bees went buzz

got busted with her another 10 times ......ended up marrying the girl...12 years now