Strangest Place You Had Sex

[PicassosPleasure]

Let's hear how adventurous you are. Describe the strangest place you've had sex. Share some details, please. I'll start.

In a furniture store. My girlfriend and I hooked up with another guy for a threesome who managed the store. It was after hours and we used a bed on display. I had my only DVP that night. After that I stepped out the back door for a smoke break to give them some alone time. A police car drove by slowly. I must have looked like I was taking a work break so they didn't stop, thankfully.

 

[Navester]

I once was an student studying about the body when I got a internship at a morgue. My self and a coworker got a little freaky and wound up fucking in one of the rooms. After we finished we turned the lights completely on to reveal that there was two body's in there we were to work on. Needless to say it is a little creepy now I look back on it.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Very interesting...and yes, creepy. That doesn't count as exhitionism, though, for obvious reasons.

 

[Weirdnessome]

Suncoco gas station at gas pumps

 

[Acktion]

That would have to be hanging from a tree in a park with her arms and legs wrapped around me while we were being spotlighted by a cop who had been checking out our car before we fell off the branch.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Suncoco gas station at gas pumps

Who was doing the pumping?

 

[PicassosPleasure]

That would have to be hanging from a tree in a park with her arms and legs wrapped around me while we were being spotlighted by a cop who had been checking out our car before we fell off the branch.

Okay, I'm having a hard time trying to picture just how you two were positioned while you were hanging from the tree, but I commend you on the strength it took to do it. I do hope the cop was impressed as well, and let you go with a warning.

 

[mnbreastluver]

In her butt Bob.

 

[Jenny17]

While swimming in the sea I was groped, seduced and finally fucked.
Unforgettable!

 

[PicassosPleasure]

While swimming in the sea I was groped, seduced and finally fucked.
Unforgettable!

That has to be much better than a hot tub, which is nice. BTW, my wife is a Jenny. She's quite the personality, and I often tell people "I got seven Jennies." If you don't recall, that's a line from Forrest Gump.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

I got fucked in a park in Denver, half a mile from my clothes. By my cousin.

How the hell did your clothes end up a half mile away? (Notice that the part about your cousin didn't phase me. I had one I would have liked to get intimate with.)

 

[JuicyWife]

On a pool table in the recreation room of a health resort

 

[PicassosPleasure]

On a pool table in the recreation room of a health resort

I'm a billiards fan, and am actually watching a tournament on TV as we speak. Doing it on a pool table is a big fantasy of mine.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

She came to my room at 2:00 am and said Wanna get high and I said yeah. We went outside in her yard, she said let's strip so we don't smell like weed. Then she said, lets go down the street to the park to do it. Which turned out to be a bit of a jaunt.

She got me high, seduced me and that's how I lost my lez cherry.

Woke up naked in her arms in broad daylight to the sound of lawnmowers...made a mad dash home...

Now that sounds like it would make a good scene for a movie, and I'm not talking about porn, either. How fun!

 

[PicassosPleasure]

my own bed lol

If your sex life is that good that doing in your seems strange...MILF definitely! LOL

 

[Midsmale69]

Married lovers husband desk....flooring showroom, she was manning it on a quiet Saturday...closed early,I visited and we ended up in the office and fucked on her husband's desk...ps she really didn't like him!!

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Married lovers husband desk....flooring showroom, she was manning it on a quiet Saturday...closed early,I visited and we ended up in the office and fucked on her husband's desk...ps she really didn't like him!!

So you thought it would be fun to leave something in his in box. See how you are.

 

[Acktion]

Okay, I'm having a hard time trying to picture just how you two were positioned while you were hanging from the tree, but I commend you on the strength it took to do it. I do hope the cop was impressed as well, and let you go with a warning.

We were actually in the tree with me on my back on a wide branch and her riding me. We lost our balance and toppled over. I managed to grab the branch. She grabbed onto me with both arms and both legs. The hard... ah... stop kicked her just started orgasm up several notches, so she was hunching against me, riding out the crest.

The cop had been checking out our car in the parking lot and, drawn by the sudden movement, turned on the spotlight. I'm hanging from the tree, my pants now hanging from my ankles, and my girlfriend hunching me and screaming like a hawk that spotted prey.

Frankly, I think she let us go because I honestly thought my dick was broken.

Twenty or so years later one of my students (at graduation) brought her mother over to introduce us. It was the (former) cop. Apparently, my little sex-capade had been locally infamous (and the source of much hilarity) for the three police agencies in the area for quite awhile.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

We were actually in the tree with me on my back on a wide branch and her riding me. We lost our balance and toppled over. I managed to grab the branch. She grabbed onto me with both arms and both legs. The hard... ah... stop kicked her just started orgasm up several notches, so she was hunching against me, riding out the crest.

The cop had been checking out our car in the parking lot and, drawn by the sudden movement, turned on the spotlight. I'm hanging from the tree, my pants now hanging from my ankles, and my girlfriend hunching me and screaming like a hawk that spotted prey.

Frankly, I think she let us go because I honestly thought my dick was broken.

Twenty or so years later one of my students (at graduation) brought her mother over to introduce us. It was the (former) cop. Apparently, my little sex-capade had been locally infamous (and the source of much hilarity) for the three police agencies in the area for quite awhile.

This might sound corny, but your story reminds me of an old song. "Acktion and someone laying in a tree, f-u-c-k-i-n-g. First came the lights, then came the cops, then came the laughter that never stops."

 

[Greylag]

I suppose it depends what is classed as strange. Assuming it’s not the usual bed or sofa etc….
Office - my desk and board room table….I was the boss, the door was locked and the cleaner had finished when we got down to it! She got changed in the ladies powder room from ordinary clothes under her coat to only her lingerie. Was super horny to see when she untied her belt and let her coat fall open revealing all.
Numerous balconies in hotels or on cruise ships. Was anyone watching? I have no idea but guess those in adjoining cabins could hear us making out
Outdoors wherever we have felt horny and thought it quiet enough not to be disturbed. That being said we have been disturbed by walkers on more than one occasion, and separately a dog. We suspect the latter was attracted by the smell of sex.

I am assuming cars don’t count nor numerous dining room tables; too ordinary

 

[Weirdnessome]

Sunocco gas station at pumps

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Just whatever was the strangest place for you. The boardroom is a hot one. More than once I've sat at a boardroom table fantasizing about taking one of the sexy women sitting at it right there on the spot. So, did the cleaning woman do a good job cleaning up?

 

[Greylag]

Just whatever was the strangest place for you. The boardroom is a hot one. More than once I've sat at a boardroom table fantasizing about taking one of the sexy women sitting at it right there on the spot. So, did the cleaning woman do a good job cleaning up?

A cleaner wasn’t needed; she swallowed!

 

[Cogan]

A children's playground in the middle of the night. The swings were much fun!

 

[PicassosPleasure]

A children's playground in the middle of the night. The swings were much fun!

Nice! Very public even though it was late at night. So does that make you a swinger?