Strangest Place you did the deed?

[XXNoraJeanXX]

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[SimpleGifts]

My then-g/f (now wife) did it at night next to the mausoleum of a famous dead person. However, it was a tradition at my college to do the deed there, so while it may seem strange in general, in context it was pretty normal.

SG

 

[Earl]

A Bj

A blow job while driving accross the Chesapeake Bay bridge.

 

[Xerxes82]

In the back seat of my car... in the parking lot of my then gf's church, while her parents were inside at service...

That's about it by way of different for me...

 

[mjl2010]

I was 18 and driving my GF, my brother and his GF home from skiiing. It was snowing hard and I was going slow. Gf was sitting next to me and I started to feel her up, my arm over her shoulder. she whispered something about not with them in the back seat. so I looked and they were under a blanket, going to town. I just told her to look. A minute later she was giving me a BJ and it was the craziest end of a day of skiing ever.

Fun

MJL

 

[erodream351]

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[XXNoraJeanXX]

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[erodream351]

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[KokopelliRises]

Giving a BJ in the periodicals section of the campus library

 

[Frnkdracman]

Making Love in Lake

My wife and I made love with her standing/sitting on my cock while in the swimming/beach area of a lake in SouthEast Ohio. We were in water that was about chest deep and there must have been 30 or 40 people in the lake but we took it nice and slow (Slow Ride by Foghat plug) and if anybody noticed they were nice about it!

 

[TBKahuna123]

Under a 40 foot tall, 185,000 pound concrete dinosaur. It was very Captain Cavemaneaque.

 

[XXNoraJeanXX]

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[xPinkxStarsx]

Graveyard....not because of any kinky fetishes but because it was the only place he could think of that we wouldnt get caught in. Dont try it at home; we didnt know that cops drive through there all the time.....BAD idea.

And we were in his car...not like on the grass or anything.

 

[emap]

I recall there being another one of these, no idea where it went so I will say this again.

In a snowstorm. We were out camping and during the night a storm came up and the wind blew the tent apart early morning. So we lay there arguing about why he was going to go and get our clothes, the clothes we had on before going to bed were strewn across the field. So eventually, he talked me into giving him sex before he went so we did it then he got up taking the top of the sleeping bag with him. We also as it turned out got watched by a park ranger, he helped get our clothes.

I have to admit though, it was pretty nice, watching him over me, the snow falling down around him, plus the feeling of course.

 

[twysted73]

Normally I'd say on the roof or on a tennis court but...

They don't make a good story.
Brooke and I were driving 3 hours to my sister's place for Thanksgiving last year. We were "estranged" due to a recent mutual break up but still in love and completely hot for one another. I was, perhaps, a good 45 minutes away from arriving (we were slightly late by this point ) but I noticed her watching me from my periphery. I looked over and saw this hungry look in her eyes that went right to the core of me in an instant. I have never met another woman who dripped animal magnetism like she does. *growls deep in my throat*
I immediately reached for her between her legs as she spread them and reached between mine. (I drive a stick)
We teased and touched and fingered for 5 miles before it became too hard for me to drive and too difficult for her to stay dressed and in her seat. (she had started removing articles of clothing over the last 5 and was almost panting, I loved it)
We HAD to pull over so right around North Port we took the exit and found a side access road we thought was well hidden from the main and parked over to the side. Before I had even put the emergency break on she was climbing half naked into the back seat.
I joined her and that old saying, "Where there's a will there's a way" certainly applied as we were about to "break in" my New VW Beetle.
25 minutes later (god she looked so good snarling and thrusting and digging her nails into me) we came together and laughed in the back seat at ourselves, our need and our attraction. (it's hard to find animalistic-minded people these days)
I threw on my clothes and jumped out of the passenger-side door while she dressed. As I looked to my left, that's when I noticed the Florida State Trooper parked 30 feet behind me.
I groaned.
How the hell do I explain this????
He comes up and asks how we're doing. I really have no idea how long he's been there as I hand over my registration. (the license had been lost at a bar the night before) I tell him we're on our way to Thanksgiving Dinner at my sister's house and that Brooke was changing into what she wanted to wear (not wanting to wrinkle it on the way but wanting to arrive dressed and presentable, etc)
He didn't ticket me for the license. Didn't ticket me for lewd and lecivious acts in public.
SImply told me he wanted to check up on me/us because he'd seen far too many "odd" things that day not to have.
I didn't press the issue as to what they were and thanked god I wasn't getting busted today.
Brooke and I laughed our asses of all the way there and to this day when she makes a movie line reference from the movie "Super Troopers" we smile knowingly at one another.

 

[CorsetLvr]

1. I did the mile high club thing in the lavatory of a plane.

2. Scuba diving in Cozumel. (I don't recommend it unless you are using some water proof lube).

3. In the rest stop off the interstate (somewhere in the Fla. panhandle).

4. In the men's bathroom at a rock concert.

5. In my Mom's bathroom right after Christmas dinnner. There were probably about 20 people in the house.

6. I went to a great swing party during the swinger convention in Vegas. There was probably 60-75 couples in a 3 br condo that night. It was packed. I remember that there were 3 couples playing on the stairwell went I went looking for a bathroom. The rest of the condo was wall to wall people playing.

 

[Define_Normal]

Care to share? Dare to share? I am just curious what the most unusual place or circumstances that you had sex? Any form of sex is acceptable.

I will start, and this is going to sound sooooo wrong no matter how I spin it.

When I was a newlywed my husband lost a family member. We had to go out of town for the funeral. We stayed with family for most of the week, but the night before the actual funeral the house was full. My sister and her husband had come into town to attend the funeral and were staying at a hotel. They had a hotel room with two double beds. They offered that we could stay there with them, so there would be lots of space at the family home for other out-of-towners.

So, we stayed in the hotel. We had a few drinks before bed to take the edge off. My sis and hubby fell asleep fast and were snoring VERY LOUDLY. My husband (who was going through a really emotional time) got frisky. He tried to convince me to go with him into the washroom, but I was affraid of waking the others. They would surely wonder why we were in the washroom together.

So, once I got tired of him poking me in the back with his "thing" I rolled over and let him do his thing. My sis/hubby continued to snore loudly and we were ultra quiet. The room was pitch dark, and it really seemed to help up both release some pent up emotions.

Ok...we are very WRONG...can anyone share and let me feel less alone here.

Nora

I wouldnt say wrong... Beats doing it in the funeral home, I have seen that!

Mine was in front of the first aid station at Disney World Epcot Center during the fireworks.

 

[Define_Normal]

Care to share? Dare to share? I am just curious what the most unusual place or circumstances that you had sex? Any form of sex is acceptable.

I will start, and this is going to sound sooooo wrong no matter how I spin it.

When I was a newlywed my husband lost a family member. We had to go out of town for the funeral. We stayed with family for most of the week, but the night before the actual funeral the house was full. My sister and her husband had come into town to attend the funeral and were staying at a hotel. They had a hotel room with two double beds. They offered that we could stay there with them, so there would be lots of space at the family home for other out-of-towners.

So, we stayed in the hotel. We had a few drinks before bed to take the edge off. My sis and hubby fell asleep fast and were snoring VERY LOUDLY. My husband (who was going through a really emotional time) got frisky. He tried to convince me to go with him into the washroom, but I was affraid of waking the others. They would surely wonder why we were in the washroom together.

So, once I got tired of him poking me in the back with his "thing" I rolled over and let him do his thing. My sis/hubby continued to snore loudly and we were ultra quiet. The room was pitch dark, and it really seemed to help up both release some pent up emotions.

Ok...we are very WRONG...can anyone share and let me feel less alone here.

Nora

I wouldnt say wrong... Beats doing it in the funeral home, I have seen that!

Mine was in front of the first aid station at Disney World Epcot Center during the fireworks.

 

[Polarbear57]

... at my Ambulance Vehicle with a female Patient, who ask to huge her.

 

[littlesquirt]

once or twice in the lake at a public beach. but some one already listed that.

then back in college, I was rooming with a guy who was a virgin at the time. My gf was over, we were in my bed, he was in his. It was loft, his bed was on the top, mine under it. I kept trying to entice my gf to do it, but she didn't knowing Bob was there. Finally Bob said to just do it....and we did. I had a good time, I'm sure Bob was probably stroking himself the whole time too.

Come to think of it I think we did it in her room with her roommate present.

 

[Xerxes82]

once or twice in the lake at a public beach. but some one already listed that.

then back in college, I was rooming with a guy who was a virgin at the time. My gf was over, we were in my bed, he was in his. It was loft, his bed was on the top, mine under it. I kept trying to entice my gf to do it, but she didn't knowing Bob was there. Finally Bob said to just do it....and we did. I had a good time, I'm sure Bob was probably stroking himself the whole time too.

Come to think of it I think we did it in her room with her roommate present.

Reminds me of my old college roomie... he and his girl never seemed to care whether I was there or not, which was fine with me ;-)

 

[perro]

Hmmm graveyard on the grass between the headstones. My gf and her bf were back at the apartment waiting for us to bring home hot donuts from the all night bakery. I think both just wanted to say we had done it there as weel as well as mutual curiosity. I'm not sure I've ever told anyone about before this.

 

[sxcascinn]

ummm cricket pitch in the middle of my old high schools playground, was also a public thoroughfare almost got busted... almost
dude walked past just as i pulled my jeans up over my arse. thank god it was black as night where we were lmao.

 

[wordofvirtue]

hmmm ...

I had this boyfriend I met at a swing club. Oh, the memories

One day we decided to go for a drive on the interstate. We put a portable CB radio in the car and off we went. I was wearing a tight little leather miniskirt with nothing underneath and had a nice selection of toys with me. He played cat-and-mouse with the truckers on that stretch of road. Once we knew they were watching (hence the reason for the CB) I'd go down on him and make sure my bare bottom was well in view. It was a hoot <evil grin> I've always enjoyed an audience, what can I say????

I managed to seduce a construction worker years ago when my pants were a little hotter than they are now (mind you, only a little!). We ended up in his motel room and his buddy was sound asleep in the next bed. I was really hoping he'd wake up but he didn't. It was still fun

I'm not sure anything at the clubs really counts as "doing it" in a strange place -- after all, that's why everyone is there in the first place! But I will say that "Next!" can be a damned sexy word ggggrrrrrrrrrowllllll

 

[AscentOfAlec]

Ferris wheel

The strangest place I've ever done it would have to be a ferris wheel