strange things with my car...

[dolf]

so i crashed my car a few weeks ago.
i took it to the garage and the nice men with greasy hands fixed the bumper and the body and the lights.
but now when i put my foot on the brakes...
the fog light comes on and the indicator turns off!

he has just poked it,
prodded it,
waggled parts,
unplugged,
replugged.

he is most perplexed!
this means i will have to give him my car on friday.
this also means i will get... the loaner

i do not like the loaner.
it is shiny and clean and new.
it is not like my car, it is unpredictable.
when i put my foot down it speeds up!!

i think perhaps my car is doing this on purpose,
just to escape being driven by me,
if only for a day.


that is all.
xx

 

[unregistered]

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I believe the main issue is your steering wheel seems to be in the wrong place.....

but I have no idea what is wrong with your car

 

[Saint Peter]

A couple of wires got crossed.

You will be fixed up in no time.

 

[dolf]

People from England can afford gas?

it costs me £44 to fill the tank.
i can drive 250 miles on a tank.

this is good, for i am poor.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

fucking women drivers

 

[dolf]

I believe the main issue is your steering wheel seems to be in the wrong place.....

yes, this is the issue.
the stearing wheel is in a bad, bad place.
it's in my hands.

A couple of wires got crossed.

You will be fixed up in no time.

story of my life, pete

 

[dolf]

fucking women drivers

not while they're driving though, as that would be dangerous.

 

[DefineNormal]

car

for the right amount of pds im sure the man with greasy fingernails and hands will fix your auto.. perhaps you car is afraid of your driving ??

 

[dolf]

for the right amount of pds im sure the man with greasy fingernails and hands will fix your auto.. perhaps you car is afraid of your driving ??

pds

he is fixing it for free now,
because it must be kinda sorta his fault.
i like the man with greasy hands!
he barely laughs at me at all.

 

[Mrtenant]

is your car's name Christine by any chance?

 

[DefineNormal]

free?

pds

he is fixing it for free now,
because it must be kinda sorta his fault.
i like the man with greasy hands!
he barely laughs at me at all.

pds - british dollars ? quids, pence?free
i need a mechanic like that ..

 

[unregistered]

 

[dolf]

is your car's name Christine by any chance?

lol

my last car was named Terminally.
this one... the kids named it Bus wanker.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1V_qz9I1Nk
but i think of her as King Midas's Poop.

 

[dolf]

pds - british dollars ? quids, pence?free
i need a mechanic like that ..

oh, pounds!
have you tried being pretty and wearing a nice dress?

She uses Euros.

euros

 

[unregistered]

 

[dolf]

Euroes.

euroes

 

[unregistered]

 

[dolf]

Rupees.

rupees
...are you spotting a pattern here?


in far more important news, i bought the cutest dress in the whole wide world today!

 

[run_silent]

Perhaps if you drove naked it would be too distracted to malfunction. The danger is it may cause other drivers to malfunction.

 

[dolf]

Perhaps if you drove naked it would be too distracted to malfunction. The danger is it may cause other drivers to malfunction.

i'm sure the local constabulary would be understanding once i explained.

 

[bronzeage]

so i crashed my car a few weeks ago.
i took it to the garage and the nice men with greasy hands fixed the bumper and the body and the lights.
but now when i put my foot on the brakes...
the fog light comes on and the indicator turns off!

he has just poked it,
prodded it,
waggled parts,
unplugged,
replugged.

he is most perplexed!
this means i will have to give him my car on friday.
this also means i will get... the loaner

i do not like the loaner.
it is shiny and clean and new.
it is not like my car, it is unpredictable.
when i put my foot down it speeds up!!

i think perhaps my car is doing this on purpose,
just to escape being driven by me,
if only for a day.


that is all.
xx

There is a problem in the ground circuit for the lamp wiring harness. The ground terminal maybe loose(very likely) or the ground wire was cut in the accident(very unlikely).

Even though the lights seem to be acting in a bizarre fashion, this is actually a very common problem, after body repairs have been made.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

not while they're driving though, as that would be dangerous.

quite right you are.

she can hardly straddle the gear shift while driving.

 

[dolf]

There is a problem in the ground circuit for the lamp wiring harness. The ground terminal maybe loose(very likely) or the ground wire was cut in the accident(very unlikely).

Even though the lights seem to be acting in a bizarre fashion, this is actually a very common problem, after body repairs have been made.

yeahhhhh... that's exactly what i was thinking! *ahem*unless it's goblins. it could totally be goblins

quite right you are.

she can hardly straddle the gear shift while driving.

i hope you proposed to that girl.
seriously!

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

i hope you proposed to that girl.
seriously!

Fuck that bitch.

she cheated on me with a BMW