Strange Sexual Positions

[slyc_willie]

Responding on Stella's One Night Stand thread had me thinking about a particularly memorable encounter I once had as a young man. I was introduced to a few kinks and some interesting positions during that encounter, some of which I've never experienced again until I met the SO.

But there was one that has to rank as the most interesting and unusual sexual position I've ever enjoyed.

Fresh from a shower, my lover on that singular night asked me to straddle her face with me on my knees, facing along the length of her body as if in preparation for getting into a classic sixty-nine. But she had something a little different in mind. She was a very fit and slender woman, and, as it turned out, very flexible.

With my cock hovering over her face, she lifted and rolled her legs back until her knees were in her arm pits. She then held onto her knees and brought her feet toward her face, the soles facing one another. She then asked me to push my cock down into her mouth, whereupon she pressed her feet against the shaft of my penis.

I was basically in a push-up position, supporting myself over her while fucking both her feet and mouth. Since her body was curled up, I couldn't comfortably go down on her, but I did rim her for quite a while.

Anyway, that was the strangest, most unique sexual position I've ever been in, and one I've never repeated. It wasn't as much exciting as it was impressive and unique.

So, what's the strangest or must unusual sexual position you've ever been in?

 

[impressive]

Jesus! I'm very flexible, but I can't do THAT.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I did it standing up once.

 

[TxRad]

I did it standing up once.

That would only be strange if you were in a canoe at the time.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I think I'm impressed but maybe just dumbfounded? Just because something is possible doesn't make it a good idea, yanno . . .

 

[Firebrain]

slyc, I'm still trying to figure out just how that would look (without wincing!).

I lay on a kitchen unit once and put my legs on my standing partner's shoulders. Probably not that unique, but not ouchy either

 

[Saucy_Sage]

That would only be strange if you were in a canoe at the time.

Strange or not, it might still be the strangest!

 

[Stella_Omega]

Huh... I don't think I've ever done really weird positions... just with really weird people, or in really weird situations!

 

[TxRad]

Where's Lisa when you really need her. She had that whole ceiling fan thing going on.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Huh... I don't think I've ever done really weird positions... just with really weird people, or in really weird situations!

Straight vanilla white guy checking in, here. The oddest thing we ever did was the kitchen table. Whoopteedoo!

 

[Stella_Omega]

Where's Lisa when you really need her. She had that whole ceiling fan thing going on.

And how many ways can that go wrong-- let me count them!

 

[TxRad]

And how many ways can that go wrong-- let me count them!

She does have that line about falling off and hurting her butt in her location.

Maybe I should send her a link to a Japanese basket swing.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

That would only be strange if you were in a canoe at the time.

Slyc asked what were the strangest that we have done. I answered with my strangest. No, it isn't strange, but that is as strange as I have done.

 

[slyc_willie]

Jesus! I'm very flexible, but I can't do THAT.

I think I'm impressed but maybe just dumbfounded? Just because something is possible doesn't make it a good idea, yanno . . .

Yeah, I'm pretty sure she was just showing off. Neither one of us had an orgasm, but she was pretty impressed with herself.

"How many girls you know who can do that?" sort of thing.

slyc, I'm still trying to figure out just how that would look (without wincing!).

*snerk* Sort of like looking down on a plucked chicken . . . just with better skin.

I lay on a kitchen unit once and put my legs on my standing partner's shoulders. Probably not that unique, but not ouchy either

I've tried the kitchen table in the past, too. Just one bit of advice for anyone thinking of it: don't use a folding table.

 

[slyc_willie]

Huh... I don't think I've ever done really weird positions... just with really weird people, or in really weird situations!

I like weird situations myself . . .

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I used to bang a hot hippie boy who had memorized the Kama Sutra. Think I have a permanent back injury from it.

 

[slyc_willie]

I used to bang a hot hippie boy who had memorized the Kama Sutra. Think I have a permanent back injury from it.

Yeah, if you aren't ready for some of the positions, they can definitely throw you for a loop.

Off the top of my head, I can't remember if it's part of the Kama Sutra or not, but one of the most interesting positions I've tried is the frog position. It's like doggy, but both partners are squatting. Talk about a tight fit.

 

[Xelebes]

Responding on Stella's One Night Stand thread had me thinking about a particularly memorable encounter I once had as a young man. I was introduced to a few kinks and some interesting positions during that encounter, some of which I've never experienced again until I met the SO.

But there was one that has to rank as the most interesting and unusual sexual position I've ever enjoyed.

Fresh from a shower, my lover on that singular night asked me to straddle her face with me on my knees, facing along the length of her body as if in preparation for getting into a classic sixty-nine. But she had something a little different in mind. She was a very fit and slender woman, and, as it turned out, very flexible.

With my cock hovering over her face, she lifted and rolled her legs back until her knees were in her arm pits. She then held onto her knees and brought her feet toward her face, the soles facing one another. She then asked me to push my cock down into her mouth, whereupon she pressed her feet against the shaft of my penis.

I was basically in a push-up position, supporting myself over her while fucking both her feet and mouth. Since her body was curled up, I couldn't comfortably go down on her, but I did rim her for quite a while.

Anyway, that was the strangest, most unique sexual position I've ever been in, and one I've never repeated. It wasn't as much exciting as it was impressive and unique.

So, what's the strangest or must unusual sexual position you've ever been in?

*scribbles into notebook*

Sounds like something I can do.

 

[KarennaC]

It may not be unique, but the most interesting position I've had sex in was one night when my boyfriend lifted me in the middle of the living room and lowered me onto his cock. He's a dance instructor, so he had the physical strength to hold me that way for a couple minutes while we fucked. (I'm no lightweight.)

 

[midwestyankee]

Straight vanilla white guy checking in, here. The oddest thing we ever did was the kitchen table. Whoopteedoo!

Did you use mustard or barbecue sauce?

 

[Stella_Omega]

It may not be unique, but the most interesting position I've had sex in was one night when my boyfriend lifted me in the middle of the living room and lowered me onto his cock. He's a dance instructor, so he had the physical strength to hold me that way for a couple minutes while we fucked. (I'm no lightweight.)

That's kinda fantasy-making.

 

[SeaCat]

Don't know if they are strange but I have used some interesting ones in the past.

One was when we were out on a lake in a Sunfish. We had luffed the sail and hopped into the water to cool off. After swimming around for a while we decided to play around a bit. The bathing suits ere tossed into the boat and things heated up.

The next thing I knew I was hanging onto the edge of the boat with my body hanging almost straight down in the water. My wife swam up to me and grabbed hold of my shoulders. When she had a good grip she wrapped her legs around my waist. It took a bit of maneuvering but we soon had things in the right places.

That was interesting.

Another was while diving with a Third Lung or Brownie. It's amazing what you can do floating weightless and unencumbered by tanks or wetsuits.

Cat

 

[KarennaC]

That's kinda fantasy-making.

Oh, yeah, it was. That was almost a year ago (it was our second time together), and I still use it to fuel my fantasies. Keep hinting for a repeat, too, but so far no dice. But I'll tell you, being held up by a strong man who's able to support your body while thrusting in and out... mmmmm!

Interestingly, he was the second guy to try that position with me. The first guy was a friend who I hooked up with once; he wanted to do what he called "wall-less wall sex", but I didn't trust him to be able to hold me up, so I wouldn't let him lift me. He ended up fucking me standing, him behind me while I gripped the bars on his loft bed.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Not too strange but I couldn't do it now, lol. My ex was six foot five and I'm five foot ten myself, but we did it like "wheel barrel" style where my weight was on my hands and I was facing the ground and my knees were wrapped around his waist while he held on to my waist and he pounded me like that until he let loose. The other awkward position was in the theater. You can read that in my link at the bottom of my post. That one wasn't really weird though.

I like strange locations more than strange positions. I get off on doing it where I "could" get caught.

 

[TE999]

Standing up against the back wall of a pizza parlor/bar at 2:00AM while people walked in and out and never saw us. When I went in the military she dropped me like a hot brick. Such is life.