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Two men talking in a bar. One asks the other, "Hey Joe, you want to go out and get some strange?

"Hell Harry, if I ever got it at home it'd be strange."

"Well, let's go to your house then," replied Harry.

(Sorry, that's what came to mind when I heard strange.)
DG:D
 
ImpishSeraph said:
I like strange locations more than strange positions. I get off on doing it where I "could" get caught.
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Yeah, there's a definite attraction to the thrill of possibly being caught. :devil:

TE999 said:
Standing up against the back wall of a pizza parlor/bar at 2:00AM while people walked in and out and never saw us. When I went in the military she dropped me like a hot brick. Such is life. :p
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Recently, after seeing a movie at a theater which got out at midnight, the SO and I headed back to our car in the parking lot. There were maybe a dozen cars total in the lot; the theater was practically deserted. The SO had been teasing me all night with her loose skirt and lack of underwear, so once at the car, I decided to go beyond the teasing.

When she got in the passenger side, I hiked up her skirt and squatted down, giving her a few licks while unzipping my jeans. When I stood up again, it was an easy matter to just ease inside her. This went on for about five minutes or so, keeping an eye out for security and other movie-goers. Anyone who came within, say, fifty feet would probably be able to tell what was going on.

She returned the favor during the drive to a bar for a friend's B-day bash by giving me road head. :D As we pulled into the parking lot, more than a few people noticed SO's bouncing head. ;)
 
Back when my wife and I were together the first time, before getting married, we were fucking standing up, her feet on my thighs, sort of doing squat thrusts. I decided to walk around the house so we could say we did it in every room.
 
Boota said:
Back when my wife and I were together the first time, before getting married, we were fucking standing up, her feet on my thighs, sort of doing squat thrusts. I decided to walk around the house so we could say we did it in every room.
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Now, that's cheating, Boota. It doesn't count unless you both have orgasms in each room. ;)
 
On a ladder at a 45 deg. angle - New meaning about getting up in the world.
 
slyc_willie said:
Responding on Stella's One Night Stand thread had me thinking about a particularly memorable encounter I once had as a young man. I was introduced to a few kinks and some interesting positions during that encounter, some of which I've never experienced again until I met the SO.

But there was one that has to rank as the most interesting and unusual sexual position I've ever enjoyed.

Fresh from a shower, my lover on that singular night asked me to straddle her face with me on my knees, facing along the length of her body as if in preparation for getting into a classic sixty-nine. But she had something a little different in mind. She was a very fit and slender woman, and, as it turned out, very flexible.

With my cock hovering over her face, she lifted and rolled her legs back until her knees were in her arm pits. She then held onto her knees and brought her feet toward her face, the soles facing one another. She then asked me to push my cock down into her mouth, whereupon she pressed her feet against the shaft of my penis.

I was basically in a push-up position, supporting myself over her while fucking both her feet and mouth. Since her body was curled up, I couldn't comfortably go down on her, but I did rim her for quite a while.

Anyway, that was the strangest, most unique sexual position I've ever been in, and one I've never repeated. It wasn't as much exciting as it was impressive and unique.

So, what's the strangest or must unusual sexual position you've ever been in?
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Give me that woman's number, please. I will give her 6 jazz piano and computer programming lessons
 
slyc_willie said:
Fresh from a shower, my lover on that singular night asked me to straddle her face with me on my knees, facing along the length of her body as if in preparation for getting into a classic sixty-nine. But she had something a little different in mind. She was a very fit and slender woman, and, as it turned out, very flexible.

With my cock hovering over her face, she lifted and rolled her legs back until her knees were in her arm pits. She then held onto her knees and brought her feet toward her face, the soles facing one another. She then asked me to push my cock down into her mouth, whereupon she pressed her feet against the shaft of my penis.

I was basically in a push-up position, supporting myself over her while fucking both her feet and mouth. Since her body was curled up, I couldn't comfortably go down on her, but I did rim her for quite a while.
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That's one of my favorite sexual positions, but not everybody can do it, and knees under the armpits is definitely optional - it's really a variation on 69, with the man on top, although the feet thing is an interesting twist. In a more traditional 69 position one runs the risk of getting ones skull crushed between her thighs, which is not all that comfortable. With the pussy staring you in the face like that, you can hunt and peck, and with the thighs out of the way, your hands are free to apply, er... additional stimulus.

You can usually pin her legs back under your armpits: most women can handle that for a while unless they have hip or back issues, and it's actually a good flexability routine for the lower back, just approach it like any stretching exercise and don't overdo it and tear a muscle, and your flexibility will gradually increase.
 
slyc_willie said:
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Fresh from a shower, my lover on that singular night asked me to straddle her face with me on my knees, facing along the length of her body as if in preparation for getting into a classic sixty-nine. But she had something a little different in mind. She was a very fit and slender woman, and, as it turned out, very flexible.

With my cock hovering over her face, she lifted and rolled her legs back until her knees were in her arm pits. She then held onto her knees and brought her feet toward her face, the soles facing one another. She then asked me to push my cock down into her mouth, whereupon she pressed her feet against the shaft of my penis.

I was basically in a push-up position, supporting myself over her while fucking both her feet and mouth. Since her body was curled up, I couldn't comfortably go down on her, but I did rim her for quite a while....
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Ok. I'll give that a go. (illustrating). give me a few minutes
 
ok... got to spend a few more minutes...


An interesting challenge... try to make it convincing without reference.
 
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THROBBS said:
ok... got to spend a few more minutes...


An interesting challenge... try to make it convincing without reference.
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That certainly looks doable ... assuming the dude has enough equipment to pass the feet & leave enough for the mouth.
 
impressive said:
That certainly looks doable ... assuming the dude has enough equipment to pass the feet & leave enough for the mouth.
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and/or she has small feet...

or perhaps she just uses the BALLS of her feet! heh heh heeeee heeeeeee
 
a bit tricky.....
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I wouldn't say we've done anything strange, but I've sure learned a new position or two lately. :D
 
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