Strange conversations around the house:

[Tryharder62]

One of my son's just said all the invisible people killed him and my other son said that at least they didn't kill someone important. I hope they are playing a video game.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

that's what xbox does to you..lol

 

[Tryharder62]

Oh no there is a massacre!!!!!! I'm glad my son is not really seeing invisible people.

 

[thelovingsadist]

I'm glad my son is not really seeing invisible people.

Hey, what's wrong with seeing a few ghosts?

It's the demons you have to worry about. They eat kids. They eat'em dead!

 

[Tryharder62]

Hey, what's wrong with seeing a few ghosts?

It's the demons you have to worry about. They eat kids. They eat'em dead!

I was worried. I checked - no demons. Just invisible people!

 

[thelovingsadist]

I was worried. I checked - no demons. Just invisible people!

He'll be fine, then. He won't be demon food. Yet!

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

He'll be fine, then. He won't be demon food. Yet!

loool

 

[thelovingsadist]

loool

It's no laughing matter, LND. Demons are some tough fuckers. And there are one's that specifically eat kids.

And one's that specifically eat men.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

It's no laughing matter, LND. Demons are some tough fuckers. And there are one's that specifically eat kids.

And one's that specifically eat men.

..if you say so

 

[Tryharder62]

It's no laughing matter, LND. Demons are some tough fuckers. And there are one's that specifically eat kids.

And one's that specifically eat men.

I sometimes like to eat men.

Just kidding - well maybe not

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

I sometimes like to eat men.

Just kidding - well maybe not

check your pm sweety

 

[thelovingsadist]

I sometimes like to eat men.

Daughter of Lilith!

But that's fine. I like Lilith. She's fun.

Or are you a succubus?

 

[Tryharder62]

Daughter of Lilith!

But that's fine. I like Lilith. She's fun.

Or are you a succubus?

No, but I do belong to the PTA. Are you an incubus?

 

[Squibbs]

 

[thelovingsadist]

No, but I do belong to the PTA. Are you an incubus?

I like to eat women, but I wouldn't call myself an incubus.

I'm just a humble, perverted, arrogant young wolf.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

I like to eat women, but I wouldn't call myself an incubus.

I'm just a humble, perverted, arrogant young wolf.

....lol

 

[run_silent]

I'm a suckyourbust and a suckyourpus. Get over here and get eaten by your demon.

 

[blobfish]

I'm a suckyourbust and a suckyourpus. Get over here and get eaten by your demon.

Suckyourpus? WTF?

 

[thelovingsadist]

I'm a suckyourbust and a suckyourpus. Get over here and get eaten by your demon.

lmfao

That's the funniest demon joke I've read in a long, long time.

 

[run_silent]

Suckyourpus? WTF?

Not knowing what that is just lost you 99% of your female audience.

 

[blobfish]

Not knowing what that is just lost you 99% of your female audience.

The yellow exudate? I've squeezed many a pustule, but I don't have any interest in sucking it.

 

[run_silent]

The yellow exudate? I've squeezed many a pustule, but I don't have any interest in sucking it.

And now you just grossed out the last 1%.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Hearing disembodied conversations can be related to psychosis or paranormal phenomena.

If more than one person is hearing these conversations, then more likely it is paranormal in nature.

I swore that I heard my grandmother talking to herself (which she does often) in my house, but nobody was home at the time.

 

[thelovingsadist]

Mike, as a general rule of thumb, even paranormal investigators look for mundane explanations before jumping to the conclusion that it is either psychosis or paranormal phenomena.

If kids are talking about invisible people killing them, it's most likely because they are being kids and playing.

As for hearing people when nobody is around, that isn't necessarily psychosis or paranormal either. I hear my mom all the time, even when she's not there. But that's because she's been so loud and blunt all my life that I can't get her out of my head. That's why I don't have one of those little angel guys on my shoulder--she kicked him off and took its place.

 

[warrior queen]

Hearing disembodied conversations can be related to psychosis or paranormal phenomena.

If more than one person is hearing these conversations, then more likely it is paranormal in nature.

I swore that I heard my grandmother talking to herself (which she does often) in my house, but nobody was home at the time.

When you go to Congress, you really should push for Homeland Security to look into that for you.
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