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SilverbackUK said:
Sean Connery has a lot to answer for...
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*laugh* I didn't realize he was Scottish -- I've never thought beyond "British" to the particular country -- so I'm afraid the appeal of Scottish men can't all be blamed on him.

SilverbackUK said:
Nice stories. Let me know if you're ever over here and we could go out for a bite to eat :)
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*smile* Thanks! I'm sure I'll visit your country one of these days; I hear it's a beautiful place.
 
I'll help out with a little bump - or even a couple of not so little ones. :D

There definitely IS something about the Scottish men.... mmmm!
 
anneski said:
I'll help out with a little bump - or even a couple of not so little ones. :D

There definitely IS something about the Scottish men.... mmmm!
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Thank ye kindly anneski.. and what delightful bumps they are too :heart:

Cheers.
 
anneski said:
Just watch out for the grousing beaters and the chiggers! :eek:
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Not to mention the strapping Jocks.

Actually, being staked out naked for highland midgies would probably be too much for even the toughest painslut among us. Them suckers is BIG mamahumpers!

:cattail:
 
Happy Horny Werewolf's Day to all our readers...

As Warren Ellis is wont to point out, the feast of St Valentine is a Christian corruption of the Roman pagan festival of Lupercalia, where, as part of a fertility rite, men would smear themselves with blood, dress up in animal skins and run around the city whipping young women with cords made of goatskin.

All of which makes roses, chocolates and a romantic dinner seen rather dull and pointless by comparison.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lupercalia
 
Badda boom, badda bump!

Please note, I'm in Scotland. If you're more than 200 miles away, the odds are not in our favour...

Cheers!:devil:
 
As, it would seem, does the apathy... Too scary, or not scary enough? Surely there's one curious female in Scotland?

:cattail:
 
I am starting to fantasise about Susan Boyle.

For the love of God, some woman please save me!!!

:rose:
 
You need a thick paste of magnesium sulphate, and lots of hot compresses!








*nods* yes, really, it's the best thing for getting rid of a boyle :D





Seriously, it's probably too late... although, do the fantasies involve shutting her in a room, locking the door, and walking away, never looking back and living the rest of your days never hearing her again? Nothing wrong with that fantasy, it's one of my favourites currently ;)
 
And after a very interesting 3 month dalliance that came sooooo close to perfect, I'm back and looking again, older and - maybe - a little wiser, but definitely still with a degree of optimism.

Cheers :rose:
 
StrayKat said:
Rare quality for a man here, good luck :)
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Thanks. There's probably room for a bitchy comment about men and boys, but why bother?

Stickying up the keyboard only has a certain degree of appeal once you reach a certain level of maturity.

Cheers
 
Cheeses reach certain levels of maturity.... that makes them more appealing as well :D

Sorry, I'm waffling, but waffles can be tasty too, given sufficient syrup - and it's a bump at the very least :rose:
 
Once more with feeling... I'm also into hypnosis and NLP if that interests anyone.

Cheers :cattail:
 
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