thebullet
Rebel without applause
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A man goes into a bar and there is a tiny statue of a rat setting on the bar. The bartender says, "The statue of the rat is $5, the story behind it is $50". The man says he doesn't care about the story, but he buys the statue of the rat for $5.
As he's walking down the street with the statue, he hears a tiny cheep-cheep sound. He turns around to see a rat following him down the street. He walks faster and hears the noise again...this time there are 100 rats following him. This goes on and on until he hears thundering footsteps and there are hundreds of thousands of rats chasing him down the street. He comes to a bridge across a river and throws the small statue into the water. All the hundreds of thousands of rats follow the statue of the rat into the river and drown.
He goes back to the bar and when he walks in the bartender says, "I see you're back for the story". He replies, "Nope!, but do you have any little statues of Republicans??????"
As he's walking down the street with the statue, he hears a tiny cheep-cheep sound. He turns around to see a rat following him down the street. He walks faster and hears the noise again...this time there are 100 rats following him. This goes on and on until he hears thundering footsteps and there are hundreds of thousands of rats chasing him down the street. He comes to a bridge across a river and throws the small statue into the water. All the hundreds of thousands of rats follow the statue of the rat into the river and drown.
He goes back to the bar and when he walks in the bartender says, "I see you're back for the story". He replies, "Nope!, but do you have any little statues of Republicans??????"
