Stopping the Caravan.....maybe.

He really said that? This could be fun you know? Stop them 100 miles from the border and give them all an AK and 300 rnds of ammunition. Then let them come take our country from us like they accuse us of taking it from the Indians. How's that for "opportunity?"

It would be over in an hour or two. The clean-up of potential Democrats along the front, along with the search for the bodies of their Berkeley based leaders, would take the Graves Registration Service a while though.:D
 
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Mention affording the opportunity and Ismale fantasizes about gun violence.

Ismale is a sick fuck.

He is a thinking American, you on the other hand are just a dark offensive swath in the bottom of the Nation's shorts.:D
 
He really said that? This could be fun you know? Stop them 100 miles from the border and give them all an AK and 300 rnds of ammunition. Then let them come take our country from us like they accuse us of taking it from the Indians. How's that for "opportunity?"

To actually be fair here, in addition to those AKs, they'd have to introduce you to new diseases that aren't native to the country and that your immune system couldn't defend against, gradually taking y'all out in slow burns on your sweat-soaked deathbeds until your blood cells finally find a way to clap back. That's how your wasichu ancestors really did damage here against the original Americans. That and much firewater. ;)

Not so ironically the exact bogeyman squawking point for the xenophobic righties. Eh, what goes around, comes around. Maybe this is your karma speaking. Hey, if you gots some good folding money, you're more than welcome to bounce over here to the East Coast where it's safe from the zombies and crash on my couch!

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Spreading lies and bullshit theories may be okay for politicians, but not so smart for businesspeople. Campbell Soup exec gets canned ;) for tweeting Soros caravan fiction. Stupid asshole.
 
So now the poor caravaneer's are asking for buses to continue their journey.

The fuckers aren't even here yet and already they're asking for welfare.
 
To actually be fair here, in addition to those AKs, they'd have to introduce you to new diseases that aren't native to the country and that your immune system couldn't defend against, gradually taking y'all out in slow burns on your sweat-soaked deathbeds until your blood cells finally find a way to clap back. That's how your wasichu ancestors really did damage here against the original Americans. That and much firewater. ;)

Not so ironically the exact bogeyman squawking point for the xenophobic righties. Eh, what goes around, comes around. Maybe this is your karma speaking. Hey, if you gots some good folding money, you're more than welcome to bounce over here to the East Coast where it's safe from the zombies and crash on my couch!

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I've sometimes considered an AH scenario in which the ancient Greeks got to the New World. They would plant colony-towns like they did everywhere, and the natives would be exposed to their culture, and also exposed to their diseases, but early enough in the evolution of those diseases that they might have time to build up immunities. And then, the Greeks not being numerous enough to overwhelm the Indians, they would absorb technology and civilization at their own pace and on their own terms. And today the Americas would be full of civilized native nations and little else.

Of course, it complicates things if the Phoenicians get there too . . . Then the Indians get caught up in their wars with the Greeks.
 
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So now the poor caravaneer's are asking for buses to continue their journey.

The fuckers aren't even here yet and already they're asking for welfare.

Maybe the thousands of troops Trump is sending to defeat the invasion force can give them a lift so we can get this war started before Xmas, por favor?
 
Did they try moving street signs? Maybe if they pull a bugs bunny and point the signs in the opposite direction they will go away. They are supposedly uneducated so it should work.
 
Maybe the thousands of troops Trump is sending to defeat the invasion force can give them a lift so we can get this war started before Xmas, por favor?

If they reach the border on Xmas, that's perfect timing. Think about it. We can't be Scrooges, can we?!
 
I've sometimes considered an AH scenario in which the ancient Greeks got to the New World. They would plant colony-towns like they did everywhere, and the natives would be exposed to their culture, and also exposed to their diseases, but early enough in the evolution of those diseases that they might have time to build up immunities. And then, the Greeks not being numerous enough to overwhelm the Indians, they would absorb technology and civilization at their own pace and on their own terms. And today the Americas would be full of civilized native nations and little else.

Of course, it complicates things if the Phoenicians get there too . . . Then the Indians get caught up in their wars with the Greeks.

What's the shelf-life of a slow-moving but fatalistic disease before the body develops immunities to it, though? A generation? Two gens?

I've been lucky. My blood's managed to clip everything that's tried to take me down so far, but...all it takes is one alien spore, man...

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Maybe the thousands of troops Trump is sending to defeat the invasion force can give them a lift so we can get this war started before Xmas, por favor?

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If they reach the border on Xmas, that's perfect timing. Think about it. We can't be Scrooges, can we?!

Remember, we are talking about people who would prefer to cast Jesus in an entrepreneurial light. Just sayin'.
 
What's the shelf-life of a slow-moving but fatalistic disease before the body develops immunities to it, though? A generation? Two gens?

I've been lucky. My blood's managed to clip everything that's tried to take me down so far, but...all it takes is one alien spore, man...

Don't sweat it, NASA's pretty cautious about that sort of thing.
 
If they reach the border on Xmas, that's perfect timing. Think about it. We can't be Scrooges, can we?!

There'll also be plenty of people to hire to sing "Feliz Navidad" at all the Christmas parties. I'm all about economic.expansion that benefits baby Jesus.
 
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