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[gauchecritic]

theby's were having a sale and no one had the nous to bi

 

[Honey123]

cker as New Yorker's would if they saw people standing in the middle of sprinkers just singing and la

 

[fifty5]

ughing. However, I

 

[Honey123]

gor, a soprano, yes a soprano, decided to hit an extremely high note which blew the di

 

[cloudy]

ick completely off the guy standing next to him. The police were as

 

[ABSTRUSE]

tounded to see it impaled in the side of a large w

 

[Guest]

ig-wearing woman. She nearly blew a gasket, when she realised what was em

 

[ABSTRUSE]

bedded in her boufant, luckily she was able to p

 

[Guest]

ee quietly and not startle the passers by. One of th

 

[ABSTRUSE]

e amazing things about being a hermaphrodite, you can just w

 

[Guest]

ank in whichever way the mood takes y

 

[ABSTRUSE]

ou, north or south, up or down, we alll wish we could j

 

[cloudy]

oin in, I'm sure, but it's only for those equally well-equipped. On the topic of wa

 

[ABSTRUSE]

shing the blood stains out of your Snert shirt, I find that c

 

[lucky-E-leven]

shing the blood stains out of your Snert shirt, I find that c

rest toothpaste works the best! Additionally, SNERT-hood is not easily achieved by m

 

[cloudy]

rest toothpaste works the best! Additionally, SNERT-hood is not easily achieved by m

ost mere mortals. No, you must be above the rest, a Queen, wh

 

[Honey123]

o doesn't take shit from anyone, someone that says "Fu

 

[cloudy]

ck me hard and long and then leave me the hell alone!" Yes, being a SNERT is th

 

[Honey123]

e only way women can stand up and be a real ma

 

[gauchecritic]

n... Oh shit, now I've done it. Spr

 

[Honey123]

eading my legs and showing the world my wet, hot pu

 

[gauchecritic]

nisher comic-books from the 80s, I sw

 

[Honey123]

ear that comic book was the coolest so much better than Ba

 

[cantdog]

by Huey or Wendy the Good Lit

 

[Honey123]

igant, those stories really didn't make such a bit hi