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[Blackie Malone]

ngeroo meat, which was no mean feat, being such a small creature. Back at the ranch, the ho

's were plucking chickens and plowing the fields when a giant O

 

[Guest]

rrible thought crossed my mind that maybe I'd made a mis

pronunciation of the word "clippers", causing the barber to cut my hair in a st

 

[elsol]

pronunciation of the word "clippers", causing the barber to cut my hair in a st

ripe, my best freaked the fuck out about it, but I sort of li

 

[TheEarl]

ripe, my best freaked the fuck out about it, but I sort of li

...stened to the ramblings and wondered how the hell this thread got bumped to the u...

The Earl

 

[elsol]

...stened to the ramblings and wondered how the hell this thread got bumped to the u...

The Earl

pscale status that it so richly does not de

 

[Softouch911]

posit in the shitter before lunch but she s

 

[elsol]

posit in the shitter before lunch but she s

aid it was too big! 20 cm or so! I'd never heard of a turd that si

 

[Boxlicker101]

aid it was too big! 20 cm or so! I'd never heard of a turd that si

ts up and demands to go back where it came from but this one w

 

[elsol]

ts up and demands to go back where it came from but this one w

as doing exactly that in a mocking, high-pitched voice... reminded me of my m

 

[yui]

as doing exactly that in a mocking, high-pitched voice... reminded me of my m

otorcycle when I wind it out and it screams and trembles between my thi

 

[neonlyte]

otorcycle when I wind it out and it screams and trembles between my thi

xotropically dampened, panty sculpted, thighs. Nothing compares; the rushing w

 

[Boxlicker101]

xotropically dampened, panty sculpted, thighs. Nothing compares; the rushing w

ild animals that try to keep up with me are l