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[ruminator]

rive on the numerous individual positions it achieves. the one drawback however, is wh

 

[fifty5]

at the experts call an e

 

[ruminator]

xceptional level of addiction. It seems that developers had figured out the benefit of addictive properties added to the h

 

[fifty5]

ormone / pheremone effects that guaratee continuing sales.  But t

 

[ruminator]

hrough follow up surveys, the women not only held tight to their devices with both hands, they also refused to d

 

[Honey123]

onate their used ones to science fi

 

[ruminator]

nally convincing the researchers to explore new uses by actual hands on development. Th

 

[Honey123]

ough quite improbable, the scientists tried to come up w

 

[cloudy]

ith a cure for said addiction, but only ended up addicted themselves. Wh

 

[TheOlderGuy]

en they failed to return home from work, their families reported them missing, and h

 

[cloudy]

ailed the study as "ground-breaking." More like, earth-shaking if you a

 

[Honey123]

ctually take the time to consider that these scientists haven't been fu

 

[fifty5]

rnished with all the data yet. However, a

 

[cloudy]

s of today, the scientists have still not been located, and are considered armed and da

 

[Honey123]

zed, due to all their hands-on experiments with the red dil

 

[cloudy]

l pickles and green dildos. Wh

 

[Honey123]

ich made the scientists hungry for huge, greasy, bu

 

[Liar]

kkake. Speaking of which, the str

 

[Honey123]

angiest thing happened today, some guy took his shoes off and his to

 

[Liar]

wel and stood there in his birthday suit , singing "S

 

[cloudy]

tars and Stripes Forever." I didn't understand the relevance, but th

 

[Honey123]

en again he was a little odd, I mean he did this in the middle of no

 

[Raging Whoremoans]

rth 54th street. The hookers ran away, mothers covered their children's eyes and the police showed up to sp

 

[Boxlicker101]

ank a dog that pissed on the sidewalk and when they saw the guy they t

 

[cloudy]

hanked him and joined in! Maybe it was in the water system or so