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[ABSTRUSE]

id just that......I shaved , checked my balls and then I s

 

[Guest]

urprised the goats, by running around the garden butt naked, showing off my freshly sh

 

[cloudy]

aved balls to the neighbors, who, of course decided that th

 

[ABSTRUSE]

ey need to put up a large fence since my shaved balls are saggy and d

 

[cloudy]

on't really work as lawn statuary. I flashed the goats and th

 

[gauchecritic]

ucidedes my lop-eared lap-dog decided to inst

 

[McKenna]

.

 

[gauchecritic]

pish enough to believe everything they br

 

[Guest]

andished in front of my eyes; it was more com

 

[ABSTRUSE]

post than anything, oh well it happens, time to go w

 

[cloudy]

ank, since I bothered to shave. Wonder what fantasy I sh

 

[ABSTRUSE]

ould dream up now? Maybe Naked T

 

[gauchecritic]

ina Turners in tandem with the ikettes is a bi

 

[ABSTRUSE]

line I would love to write about in my d

 

[Boxlicker101]

iverse stories and poems, mostly r

 

[ABSTRUSE]

idiculous limericks and naughty P

 

[cloudy]

(damn, too slow)

 

[cloudy]

oems. I wonder if Haiku would be a better wa

 

[ABSTRUSE]

y to say Hello, my balls are shaved and I have goats that r

 

[cloudy]

eally seem to like my bare ass wandering around in the garden, as well as th

 

[Boxlicker101]

inking I am also a goat. This m

 

[ABSTRUSE]

ust be due to the fact that I'm horny and sh

 

[Guest]

itting bricks. Those clowns are fucking scary w

 

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thout pants and those crazy w

 

[Guest]

ithered old geezers are giving me the wi