Stelllaaaa!!!

[ABSTRUSE]

For you, I'll wear the boxer shorts with Taz in a whirlwind printed all over them. Or Tweety and Sylvester. You get to choose!

Oh baby, you know what the Taz ones do for me.
I crocheted you new seat covers for the truck...I couldn't wait till your birthday.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Oh baby, you know what the Taz ones do for me.
I crocheted you new seat covers for the truck...I couldn't wait till your birthday.

I see you used both bottles of peroxide!
you look just as good as when we were in highschool, honey, I swear you do.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I see you used both bottles of peroxide!
you look just as good as when we were in highschool, honey, I swear you do.

Ooh hush up you... Now Pass me them Cheetos.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Stella my love, I'm off to my job at the slaughterhouse...today I start salting the skins.
There's a tuna/potato chip casserole in the fridge and some vienna sausages in the cupboard. I gottcha another 6 pack and some more chew.
Later babe

 

[Stella_Omega]

Stella my love, I'm off to my job at the slaughterhouse...today I start salting the skins.
There's a tuna/potato chip casserole in the fridge and some vienna sausages in the cupboard. I gottcha another 6 pack and some more chew.
Later babe

shuttup and throw me the remote, willya? I got a couple more hours before my shift starts.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

shuttup and throw me the remote, willya? I got a couple more hours before my shift starts.

That's what I love about you ...lazy bastard.

 

[Stella_Omega]

That's what I love about you ...lazy bastard.

Hey, it's hard work, staring at them security monitors for eight hours straight.
Why'nt you come around and do a strip tease in the garage tonight?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hey, it's hard work, staring at them security monitors for eight hours straight.
Why'nt you come around and do a strip tease in the garage tonight?

You know damn well tonight's bingo night.

 

[Stella_Omega]

You know damn well tonight's bingo night.

You never win anyways, you know,

My buddies will give me a Jackson each if you take it all off to your G-string from Target- I'll split it with you forty-sixty?

Then I could get that carberetter rebuild kit.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You never win anyways, you know,

My buddies will give me a Jackson each if you take it all off to your G-string from Target- I'll split it with you forty-sixty?

Then I could get that carberetter rebuild kit.

I do so win.

I swear all you do is think about you and what you want.

50/50 or no deal.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I do so win.

I swear all you do is think about you and what you want.

50/50 or no deal.

You love my big block Chevy, baby, I always make you scream at the drive-in!
That carb is on its last legs. No prom-dress sex for you till it's fixed.

Maybe you could strip tomorrow night then, we got a full crew on Saturdays so the audience will be bigger.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You love my big block Chevy, baby, I always make you scream at the drive-in!
That carb is on its last legs. No prom-dress sex for you till it's fixed.

Maybe you could strip tomorrow night then, we got a full crew on Saturdays so the audience will be bigger.

Damn you, if you weren't so suave and worldy, I'da left long ago. Okay baby, we'll get the Chevy running right and then I get to work on overhaulin your motor.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Damn you, if you weren't so suave and worldy, I'da left long ago. Okay baby, we'll get the Chevy running right and then I get to work on overhaulin your motor.

We'll spend all day under the hood

 

[ABSTRUSE]

We'll spend all day under the hood

I'll have you purring.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I'll have you purring.

I could use a lube job

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I could use a lube job

I'll get the hand lotion.

 

[Stella_Omega]

My lunch break's over, baby, gonna crank up Elvis on the 8-track and drive back to work.

"lo-o-ove me tender, love me true
Take me to your heart..."

See you later, honeycakes

 

[ABSTRUSE]

My lunch break's over, baby, gonna crank up Elvis on the 8-track and drive back to work.

"lo-o-ove me tender, love me true
Take me to your heart..."

See you later, honeycakes

I'll be waiting on the couch.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I'll be waiting on the couch.

I'll bring back Doritos and beer

 

[hugo_sam]

Good Morning Stella
Take out the beer can empties, It's trash day
*Grizzly Bear Hugs*

 

[Stella_Omega]

Good Morning Stella
Take out the beer can empties, It's trash day
*Grizzly Bear Hugs*

Hey, Hugo! I got two sacks of em.
I''m gonna take em to the recycle center, I need to get this carb rebuild kit

What are you gonna do today?

 

[hugo_sam]

Hey, Hugo! I got two sacks of em.
I''m gonna take em to the recycle center, I need to get this carb rebuild kit

What are you gonna do today?

Hey Stella
I going to try to make progress on my writing today. Nothing really important (at least that I physically feel like doing)on tap so today, I am going to try to clear some of the 'in-process' stuff up, so I can get to Valentines.
Remember if it is a Rochester, I was the king of Rochesters. Now a Holley is much simpler and with most of the others it would be more effecient to just scrap and start over.
Good luck with the rebuild.

Hugo

 

[Stella_Omega]

Hey Stella
I going to try to make progress on my writing today. Nothing really important (at least that I physically feel like doing)on tap so today, I am going to try to clear some of the 'in-process' stuff up, so I can get to Valentines.
Remember if it is a Rochester, I was the king of Rochesters. Now a Holley is much simpler and with most of the others it would be more effecient to just scrap and start over.
Good luck with the rebuild.

Hugo

I'm going to write this up as a story- I think it will be the oil pump, plus the carb, plus something else...
It's going to be so cute!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm going to write this up as a story- I think it will be the oil pump, plus the carb, plus something else...
It's going to be so cute!

Cute?????
I was hoping for delightfully trashy.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Cute?????
I was hoping for delightfully trashy.

Trashy IS cute!