Stelllaaaa!!!

[ABSTRUSE]

The tires are retreads, though... just so you know.

That's okay, late models were always better built, strong chassis, sleek lines and a lot of power under the hood.

 

[Stella_Omega]

That's okay, late models were always better built, strong chassis, sleek lines and a lot of power under the hood.

I got a V8, baby! And good shocks-
but the fuel injection system needs an overhaul.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I got a V8, baby! And good shocks-
but the fuel injection system needs an overhaul.

Fuel injection? You've had work done haven't you?
Better be the crank down windows and not the automatic....and a big back seat.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Fuel injection? You've had work done haven't you?
Better be the crank down windows and not the automatic....and a big back seat.

BIG back seat- all the better for you to wear your prom dress in...
I promise, I'll only touch em on the outside of the dress, okay? I swear it...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

BIG back seat- all the better for you to wear your prom dress in...
I promise, I'll only touch em on the outside of the dress, okay? I swear it...

Like hell you will, under and up or no deal.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Like hell you will, under and up or no deal.

Second base!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Second base!

Feeling lucky punk?

 

[Stella_Omega]

Feeling lucky punk?

c'mon baby, make my day

 

[ABSTRUSE]

c'mon baby, make my day

I need help with the zipper in the back....and put some music on...not that crap you like, something smoky.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I need help with the zipper in the back....and put some music on...not that crap you like, something smoky.

Dizzy Gillespie...
Come here darlin, turn around

mm, you showered!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Dizzy Gillespie...
Come here darlin, turn around

mm, you showered!

Well it is a special occasion...shaved my legs too.

No Spike Jones?

 

[Stella_Omega]

Well it is a special occasion...shaved my legs too.

No Spike Jones?

D.J Q-bert?

I gotta go to work... see you later?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

D.J Q-bert?

I gotta go to work... see you later?

Go to work babe, you're supporting us in our mobile home
I'm getting you a belt buckle with my name on it.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Go to work babe, you're supporting us in our mobile home
I'm getting you a belt buckle with my name on it.

I worked SO HARD!
I crafted seven separate orders- each one was completely different from the others, different woods, different shapes.
I'm tired now.
Come on out here on the porch and pop me a brew, babe.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I worked SO HARD!
I crafted seven separate orders- each one was completely different from the others, different woods, different shapes.
I'm tired now.
Come on out here on the porch and pop me a brew, babe.

I'm just your white trash mama. Sorry, had to get this generic one...Ole Sudsy.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I'm just your white trash mama. Sorry, had to get this generic one...Ole Sudsy.

That's my girl! You know what I like

I'll hike up the mountain later and check on the still.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

That's my girl! You know what I like

I'll hike up the mountain later and check on the still.

Make sure you wear your boots and take the Critter Whackin stick.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Make sure you wear your boots and take the Critter Whackin stick.

Make me lunch- baloney sammiches on white bread

You can stay home and do that embroidery on plastic canvas cause you're artistic

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Make me lunch- baloney sammiches on white bread

You can stay home and do that embroidery on plastic canvas cause you're artistic

You want me ta cut the crusts off?

I need more yarn love, I had to use some of my hair for the sun. I hope no one notices it's got dark roots.

 

[Stella_Omega]

You want me ta cut the crusts off?

I need more yarn love, I had to use some of my hair for the sun. I hope no one notices it's got dark roots.

Leave the crusts- but if you got Miracle Whip, that would be tasty

I'll get you some yarn at Walmart tomorrow.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Leave the crusts- but if you got Miracle Whip, that would be tasty

I'll get you some yarn at Walmart tomorrow.

I got a pail of it yesterday. You want your pork rinds now or later?

Stelller yer the best...get purty colors....and some cocktail peanuts.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Who needs a fella
When I have my Stella
She likes when I'm all kinds of flirty.
but if I'm a whore
She's beggin for more
and sporting her Sanchez that's dirty.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Who needs a fella
When I have my Stella
She likes when I'm all kinds of flirty.
but if I'm a whore
She's beggin for more
and sporting her Sanchez that's dirty.

Have some honey roasted peanuts, babe

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Have some honey roasted peanuts, babe

You're like angel food cake with strawberries to me...the fresh ones too, not the frozen ones like we use in the daquiris.

 

[Stella_Omega]

You're like angel food cake with strawberries to me...the fresh ones too, not the frozen ones like we use in the daquiris.

For you, I'll wear the boxer shorts with Taz in a whirlwind printed all over them. Or Tweety and Sylvester. You get to choose!