STD advice

[SilvaTungDevil]

That's right folks. Step right up and I will advise you. Hell if I figure if Indigo can give advice so can I. Each piece of advice is guaranteed*. So come on in and let me solve your dilemma.



















*advisee concedes no advice from said advisor will constitute responsibility, either legal or personall, from the advisor.

 

[Kitte]

What should I use for an AV?

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

What should I use for an AV?

Try something subtle. Perhaps a jar of peanut butter or a bucket of gravy. This will make the reader hungry for your every thought.

 

[Nora]

Well shit. When I first read the thread title, I thought you could give me advice on pus-filled sores and painful, burning urination.

*sigh*

Nevermind.

 

[bknight2602]

How can I find a woman to have sex with?

 

[Aquila]

How shall I properly profane allah's name as to become the number one guy on every muslims list to whack?

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Well shit. When I first read the thread title, I thought you could give me advice on pus-filled sores and painful, burning urination.

*sigh*

Nevermind.

Nora, call the local health dept. and ask for a perscription of #132. They will know what you are talking about. If the sores are very bad ask for an industrial sized bottle.

 

[superlittlegirl]

Do you think I should?

 

[bknight2602]

Do you think I should?

Whether he thinks you should or not, I think you should!

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

How can I find a woman to have sex with?

I advise you to go through the member list and PM everyone asking them for sex. If this fails I would change your AV to a picture of a steak. This way the women will see the true you.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

How shall I properly profane allah's name as to become the number one guy on every muslims list to whack?

Shave his name in your back and walk around the local airport buck naked.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Do you think I should?

I would advise you not to.

 

[Aquila]

Shave his name in your back and walk around the local airport buck naked.

what if I shaved it into my ass?

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

what if I shaved it into my ass?

I would advise against this. For an extremely hairy man, the danger of razor burn is too great. I would hate to see you have to hover for a week when going #2.

 

[Nora]

Nora, call the local health dept. and ask for a perscription of #132. They will know what you are talking about. If the sores are very bad ask for an industrial sized bottle.

Thanks, sweetums. I'll have my uh..friend call right away!

 

[Bondagebunni]

if i give you a cookie...will you pay attention to me?

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

if i give you a cookie...will you pay attention to me?

My advice is to buy me presents to get my attention. I am currently low on deoderent so you might want to try to buy me some more air fresheners.

 

[bknight2602]

I advise you to go through the member list and PM everyone asking them for sex. If this fails I would change your AV to a picture of a steak. This way the women will see the true you.

Just as a whim I decided to take you up on the advice!

 

[superlittlegirl]

I would advise you not to.

Why the hell not? All the other kids are doing it.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Why the hell not? All the other kids are doing it.

Ok, as I have reserved the right to change my advice, I will advise you to do it.

 

[bknight2602]

Why the hell not? All the other kids are doing it.

You sound exactly like my daughters? Do you know them by any chance?

 

[Silverluna]

scylis won't talk to me....should I blow up his house?

 

[The Heretic]

There is this guy from Africa who keeps sending me email, wanting me to give him my bank account numbers so he can deposit money in my account. He says it is because he wants to smuggle money out of the country because his uncle is trying to kill him for his inheritance.

Should I give him my account numbers?

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

scylis won't talk to me....should I blow up his house?

No, if you have his address, go to his house and wait naked in his bed. Make sure to take a stun-gun to assure you are able to take advantage of the situation. If he is unable to become erect while stunned, make a weiner splint with duct tape and popsicle sticks.

 

[superlittlegirl]

I have another question.

I'm not feeling grumpy at all. What should I do?