Stay hard creams

[Wizard]

Hey Guys and Girls , anyone know if those "stay hard" creams or Last longer lotions work ? Skitten and I were just ordering some new toys to replace some of the old ones and were going to give this stuff a try, I really don't think they would work but don't know . Anyone tried this stuff let me know please.

 

[Shylady]

we have never tried them. I was always afraid something would seep in thru the skin and damage my 'favorite toy'

 

[Wizard]

Oh boy never really thought about that.....Boy that would suck and not in the good way either.Might have to change my mind, thanks for the pointer.

 

[Cg1369]

LOL shylady. you're one of a kind


Bud

 

[MADDOG]

You could try applying varnish or something similar to your erect penis. Not only would it set hard and stay that way, it would give it a lovely gloss finish.

MADDOG

 

[Neoapril]

LMAO! You people are trying to kill me, aren't you? It'll be a slow death, but a fun one, dying laughing!

Anyway, to the "meat" of the question! Hubby tried one in the past. Don't remember the name of it, though. As far as I know, he had no ill effects from it. I, on the other hand, was sore for quite a while!! That stuff worked so well, I finally had to beg him to finish, as I couldn't feel anything anymore, and I had to pee! So, use with extreme caution, and use sparingly!

 

[Tinman]

Most people use it wrong, NeoApril, and sounds like your hubby might have too.

The directions say to rub a small amount gently onto the head. I've talked to a lot of people who think that meant the "head" of the male organ. Not soooooo! You're suposed to rub it into your real h-e-a-d, that thing on top of your neck.

How it works is it deadens the male brain (yes, it does seep into things, see) so you don't register the feelings that are hittin' on your nerve ends so intensely ...

Of course, that may be how I got this way, cum to think of it. I might have OD'd with it 'cause it felt so good I just kept rubbing it in. Turned my hair blue, too. I can only imagine what it'd do to that other "head." La-la, la-la-la, la-la. I'm off to see the Wizard ...


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[SimplySouthern]

LMAO @ all of ya'll. You people crack me up. I actually have no valid input on this topis as the 3 men that I have been with seemed to have no problems getting hard and/or staying that way. (lucky girl, I am!)

~Southern~

 

[Wizard]

Hey don't get me wrong I get it up no problem, I wouldn't mind lasting abit longer but I never tried them and was wondering what they were like.

 

[Tinman]

Yo, Wizard. Seriously, to paraphrase singer Jamie Brody (from his comedy-song "The Sinking of the Titanic") ... "Ya gotta breathe man." If you really want to last a bit longer, remember to breathe deep while you're strokin' and never, NEVER hold your breath 'cause it only intensifies the pleasure and brings release sooner. And avoid deadening any part of your body -- especially somethin' as dear to your heart as ... you get the idea, I imagine.

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[Wizard]

Good advise Tinman, I once heard that if you dab some coke (and I don't mean the kind you drink) on your Dick it will make you last longer too but I'd never try that but I bet it would work.
I don't want to nub her up or me for that matter ....hey just a thought.

 

[Outrider]

Originally posted by wizard:
Hey don't get me wrong I get it up no problem, I wouldn't mind lasting abit longer but I never tried them and was wondering what they were like.

I've wondered about that stuff too..really...sometimes I stay up long enough to make my lady real happy, but the dam thing croaks before I get there! Anyone?

 

[Tinman]

Good point, Wiz. In the early 80s my lady and I tried the coke bit, rubbin' it on me and from there into her. She absolutely loved it, for me it just seemed like I was an automaton ... y'know, one of those robot things just pluggin' away. She claimed it made me feel twice as big inside her without the pain that would have brought to her naturally petite self had I really BEEN that big. And, yes, it did make me last about 10 hours (or at least seemed like that!).

Probably this was, nevertheless, one of the best uses of coke I ever ran across. Didn't make ya crazy, and I didn't have to listen to (or say) a steady stream of meaningless jabber for those 10 hours, or however long.

 

[Wizard]

lmao, Tinman you remember the engerizer bunny commercials?........Still going.......and going and going....

 

[Tinman]

OK, a couple folks have asked "Who's Jamie Brody?" And, "What is 'The Sinking of the Titanic?'" I forget sometimes I'm in a younger crowd here, and just figured lots of people knew the work.

In the early 70s, an Irish singer, Jamie Brody, did a comedy cut about how the first mate signed on to the Titanic with 320 feet of rope slung over his shoulder (hemp rope, of course). To make it short, Cap'n caught him smokin' the stuff, tried a couple tokes himself, sucked it deep and held it, then "walked around the wheelhouse once .... t h e n, h e w a l k e d a r o u n d t h e ..." (you get it I'm sure). Mate tells him, "You gotta let it OUT, Cap'n. You gotta breathe!" And then old Cap'n drove that boat right into the iceberg. It's a long, funny, story in Brodie's rat-a-tat vocal set to his jivy guitar music ... it was no doubt funnier if you were baked on a li'l of that rope yourself.

I don't know if you can still get the album, but I do have a good master tape of it and if you're really really really interested in hearing it, email me privately, OK? I don't sell 'em, but I could loan one out.

 

[Tinman]

Yeah, Wiz, I remember. And that's just about how it was. My lady was happy, but like Outrider says here, man I was a goner -- took half a bottle of Empirin #3 w/codein and a week's rest to get my back into shape again. Laugh now, but I was hurtin' then. Just proves we should always use restraint.

(Uh Oh, Now I'll hear from Tigg about that "restraint" thing.)

 

[Wizard]

boom,boom, boom.<Beating on Drum>......

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Originally posted by Tinman:


"Probably this was, nevertheless, one of the best uses of coke I ever ran across. Didn't make ya crazy, and I didn't have to listen to (or say) a steady stream of meaningless jabber for those 10 hours, or however long."

hmmmm... haven't heard of this before, but I can see how it would work. Cocaine was the first known local anesthetic (most of the drugs that end in "caine" are local anesthetics... lidocaine, novocaine, benzocaine, etc.) and surgeons still use it for anesthetizing the eye and other sensitive areas.

The difference with Cocaine (aside from its stimulant properties, of course) is that it causes mucho vasoconstriction and increased bp... hence the nosebleeds the septal erosion and all those lovely complications.

So for anybody reading this, I don't recommend "making a habit" of it. (pardon the pun). I think you could probably get much the same effect from much cheaper and legal products that don't carry a "three strikes and you're out" penalty (regular over-the-counter solarcaine comes to mind).

Anyway... bottom line: Fuck safely.

The luv doctor is IN!

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[Tinman]

Originally posted by Oliver Clozoff:

... I don't recommend "making a habit" of it. (pardon the pun)... Anyway... bottom line: Fuck safely.

A big "second" to both motions, Oliver. I don't even recommend using stayhard creams now. In all my posts on this subject, I recommend deep breathing during intercourse to maintain self-control. It really works, and makes everything more fun, too!


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