Statistics Never Lie......

[PeteHulbert37]

I tried this on the geebee, but they didn't really take to it. So, I'm starting it here:

They say 3 percent of the people use 5 to 6 percent of their brain
97 percent use 3 percent and the rest goes down the drain
I'll never know which one I am but I'll bet you my last dime
99 percent think we're 3 percent 100 percent of the time

 

[PeteHulbert37]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Rf5CbZ4YsRg/T36yy_i6nkI/AAAAAAAAAtc/kRiI4_pT51U/s1600/551581483.jpg

 

[PeteHulbert37]

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT-_dpf3M05wK0krbbsuZHAg3NGl_1T0VrHuj2Z3p41yKm7hOQI

 

[hatlover123]

statistics don't lie per se but may not be reflective of the intent it's trying to show.

Statistics can also be massaged to show 2 things almost polar opposite of each other and have it stated with conviction. Politics is the biggest example of this.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bTfLDYOdsRU/SWEWOc5PG9I/AAAAAAAAAHg/6OYFBMZDb_o/s400/statistics%2Bshow%2Bthat%2Bteen%2Bpregnancy%2Bdropps%2Boff%2Bsignificantly%2Bafter%2Bage%2B25.jpg

 

[ydahecnot]

Statistics show Ricky_Champagne has the most posts on this thread.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Statistics show Ricky_Champagne has the most posts on this thread.

Well, what is the probability that the data will continue to show that result?

 

[Aquagal]

Farts are funny

 

[Aquagal]

What are you doing today?

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Farts are funny

Hahaha!

 

[PeteHulbert37]

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRhKJxau2vmySW6s5ol4nkB51RfMl2EuHK2pNnNFEmiAgPC4Uz1

 

[wombat9966]

http://www.justsaypictures.com/statistics.html

 

[Chance_G]

"Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical." Yogi Berra

 

[wombat9966]

http://www.motifake.com/marriage-marriage-statistic-even-number-demotivational-posters-152367.html

 

[wombat9966]

http://www.motifake.com/statistics-what-your-statistic-fall-rerun-demotivational-posters-122385.html

 

[PeteHulbert37]

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSoWSP_RtOIliygyghscRDgsIPISjAjQvj1u41qOAzA-ZZM1zhraw

 

[wombat9966]

http://www.motifake.com/survivors-l...h-expendabl-demotivational-posters-63889.html

 

[PeteHulbert37]

They likely reached this conclusion after an extremely expensive government study. 47 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Is it 47%, 64% or 99%. There's relative uncertainty about that data.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

http://compphi.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/george-carlin-2.jpg

 

[ViciousTease]

http://img5.joyreactor.com/pics/post/demotivation-posters-auto-332835.jpeg

 

[ViciousTease]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-XJTRZouptn4/TsqJkHDrVmI/AAAAAAAACx0/W38r4djK8vA/s1600/My%2Bsense%2Bof%2Bhumor%2Bfunny%2Bcomics%2Bpicture.jpg


There's a lot of truth in that

 

[mamasota]

I tried this on the geebee, but they didn't really take to it. *polite snippy*

I will be your expert witness, Champs, about the GB's lack of a funny bone,
they have a 90% batting average over there
So, like I said before, here goes something, from someone who knows:

http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4890796426134806&pid=1.9&m=&w=300&h=300&p=0

 

[PeteHulbert37]

I will be your expert witness, Champs, about the GB's lack of a funny bone,
they have a 90% batting average over there
So, like I said before, here goes something, from someone who knows:

http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4890796426134806&pid=1.9&m=&w=300&h=300&p=0

They have a sense of humor. Though, funny isn't really the focus on that thread.

 

[sexy_hottie_2003]

http://cdn.redmondpie.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/20111230attdecembershare.jpg

 

[PeteHulbert37]

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