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Hey SV....

Glad to hear that your tongue is back in full working order :D (...as are the ladies I'm sure! :rolleyes:)

You mentioned that we may need creamers too?

Problem was that we used to have Wolfie who was our 'Fluid Dynamics Expert', and I don't know how, but somehow she managed to get the maximum yield from our current creamers and keep them at maximum efficiency which was enough to cover demand.

Anja... you seem to know your way around the creamers pretty well - do you think you could work on them to increase production? ...or do you think we could do with some new ones too?

https://i.imgur.com/UAxAv53.jpg

As a loyal customer, let me know if you need a hand (or mouth) for any quality control or product testing. Morning all.
 
Hey SV....

Glad to hear that your tongue is back in full working order :D (...as are the ladies I'm sure! :rolleyes:)

You mentioned that we may need creamers too?

Problem was that we used to have Wolfie who was our 'Fluid Dynamics Expert', and I don't know how, but somehow she managed to get the maximum yield from our current creamers and keep them at maximum efficiency which was enough to cover demand.

Anja... you seem to know your way around the creamers pretty well - do you think you could work on them to increase production? ...or do you think we could do with some new ones too?

https://i.imgur.com/UAxAv53.jpg




Good Morning all!!

listen, can I just skip the coffee, and just give me some cream?
 
we didn't talk about the glazers SV :eek::rolleyes: which do you prefer? let's number them in the order Boss Man introduced them to us from 1 to 10 :D as glazers i'd predfer numbers 1 and 9 and 10 but as milkees numbers 3 and 4 and 6 :devil: what do you say?

Hi Anja, I've just reviewed my notes (the ones I could read anyway) a I'm inclined to agree; sign them up!!

Now then, the subject of creamers.... Hmm.... I guess we'll need another advert :rolleyes:
 
their applications are on Boss Man's desk :eek::devil::heart:

"instead of belonging to the cream of the tops become one of Starfucks top creamers" :eek::D what about this slogan? :devil:

Good Morning all you Horny people!

Anja, SV, really appreciate all your efforts, and also all of your own time you put into conducting these interviews.

As much as I trust your judgements, I would still like for you guys to arrange a 'blind taste test' for me! :devil: for the applicants you've narrowed down.

Plus I was thinking, seeing as you both said it was difficult to choose between them, how about we take 'em all on? The ones you've chosen as Glazers and maybe the others we could utilise for erm!... 'Flavoured Syrups'?

Do you think the customers would go for that? ...a large skinny latte with a double shot of 'Mindy' or 'Jodi' :D
 
Good Morning all you Horny people!

Anja, SV, really appreciate all your efforts, and also all of your own time you put into conducting these interviews.

As much as I trust your judgements, I would still like for you guys to arrange a 'blind taste test' for me! :devil: for the applicants you've narrowed down.

Plus I was thinking, seeing as you both said it was difficult to choose between them, how about we take 'em all on? The ones you've chosen as Glazers and maybe the others we could utilise for erm!... 'Flavoured Syrups'?

Do you think the customers would go for that? ...a large skinny latte with a double shot of 'Mindy' or 'Jodi' :D

Sounds like a wonderful idea Mr X!! We would, of course, have to keep the flavoured syrup ladies warmed up for immediate use, but that shouldn't be a problem ;)
 
Sounds like a wonderful idea Mr X!! We would, of course, have to keep the flavoured syrup ladies warmed up for immediate use, but that shouldn't be a problem ;)

No different really to what we kinda already do with our creamers!


Talking of creamers...
https://i.imgur.com/aFOxMLU.png


I put this up in the window this morning - Anja, can you look after anyone that applies ...y'know, take 'em round the back and do the preliminary assessment of their potential suitability! :D
 
No different really to what we kinda already do with our creamers!


Talking of creamers...
https://i.imgur.com/aFOxMLU.png


I put this up in the window this morning - Anja, can you look after anyone that applies ...y'know, take 'em round the back and do the preliminary assessment of their potential suitability! :D

Is there a form to fill? :D Also do we get free glaze benefits during duty?
 
Good morning all you sexy's out there!

One of the happy ladies that got the Glazing job, leaving this morning after me giving her the good news last night! :D

https://i.imgur.com/GExjDqD.jpg?1

SV, Anja ...gotta hand it to you guys - when it cums :)rolleyes:) to Cream 'n' Glaze, you guys are true Sommeliers (...or whatever the equivalent is in the Bodily Fluid appreciation world is!) :devil:
 
Shop Re-Vamp ideas:

I went to see a friend the other day ...I hadn't seen her in ages!
It was good to see her again and it's given me ideas for the shop!

https://i.imgur.com/4R5r59e.jpg

What do you guys think about a 'living furniture' section?



https://i.imgur.com/EnETVv1.jpg https://i.imgur.com/R53Ib4Z.jpg https://i.imgur.com/IupGteo.jpg

What a great idea!! Not that I'd get much work done on that laptop, but waitress idea looks perfect. We could even use the creamers as coat hangers when they're not in use.
 
So Anja.... how are the Creamer interviews going?

https://i.imgur.com/IA2fXsA.jpg https://i.imgur.com/2S8g6xm.jpg?1

Sorry it's all landed on your shoulders Anja (...and some seems to have landed on your chin and quite a bit in your hair actually! :eek:) ...would have been good if Kitty or CuddleCakes were around to help!





What I have been thinking is... maybe we could have Creamers that the customers take to the table and help themselves? ...that way they can have as much or as little as they would like!

They could be...

https://i.imgur.com/0EsgiGL.gif https://i.imgur.com/zwnxxRv.gif https://i.imgur.com/aIz3Nz2.gif
Automatic dispensers




https://i.imgur.com/yEXyMGu.gif https://i.imgur.com/CtyqJk5.gif
...or manual!


Has anyone noticed that NO one takes their coffee black here at STARFUCKS https://i.imgur.com/LESsgo6.png???
 
Good morning all you sexy's out there!

One of the happy ladies that got the Glazing job, leaving this morning after me giving her the good news last night! :D

https://i.imgur.com/GExjDqD.jpg?1

SV, Anja ...gotta hand it to you guys - when it cums :)rolleyes:) to Cream 'n' Glaze, you guys are true Sommeliers (...or whatever the equivalent is in the Bodily Fluid appreciation world is!) :devil:
THAT is one gorgeous Lady!
 
Mor'nin all & I hope that staff have been thinking of ways to keep all SF's customers cool :D ...
 
Mor'nin all & I hope that staff have been thinking of ways to keep all SF's customers cool :D ...

Morning everyone!

Good morning Geezer ...Hmmm, apart from good AC and maybe the odd cold shower or two, our staff normally get customers all hot and sweaty! :eek: ...but no one really complains though :devil:
 
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