Starfucks

Good Morning to all my naughty friends and 'family!'

Anja... glad to hear that everything is OK with you and that you and the bump are doing fine! :kiss: ...and your sense of humour and 'spelling police' always makes me smile! :D

SV... thanks for looking after the place, I know you've been busy in RL as have I! Good to know my 'team' are there to step up to the plate go that extra mile. :)


Guys!... I've had an idea!
What do you guys think of holding a monthly 'Spurters & Squirters' competition - maybe in the evening?

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Where we get guys and gals - individually and couples, to see who can Squirt or Spurt the furthest?

Not sure if we should allow our own Creamers and Glazers to enter as they may have an advantage!

Whaddya think? Winner gets One Months free Coffee 'n' Donuts! :D
 
Welcum to Friday!! Called in to work the early shift today, so keep the coffee and milk flowing my way. Is there an IV option for direct injection? With the weekend looming can someone point me to the thread comment number where the Hendersons drama started. Your cafe is massively popular and not sure I'll have that much free time to start from day 1. Thanks and fly that kinky flag high and proud, so we can find you
 
Welcum to Friday!! Called in to work the early shift today, so keep the coffee and milk flowing my way. Is there an IV option for direct injection? With the weekend looming can someone point me to the thread comment number where the Hendersons drama started. Your cafe is massively popular and not sure I'll have that much free time to start from day 1. Thanks and fly that kinky flag high and proud, so we can find you

*Assumes voice like the start of the Twilight Zone*

The Hendersons are a family of sado-masochistic ladies of varying generations spanning from grandmother to granddaughter, all of whom are prone to highly extreme acts of perversion. The eldest is believed to be the leader of a mafia-like organisation of deviants known as "The Church Knitting Circle". They appear to be back in circulation after a brief absence due to being detained for multiple breaches of the peace while on holiday in Romania. They were deported on release with the instruction "Don't come back. Ever."

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They were also believed to involved in the disappearance of a previous employee Magic, who has since been located and has undergone significant therapy. Do not approach any of these women without special training and personal protective equipment. If you should encounter one of them, refer then straight to SV, who will take appropriate action. They are good payers, after all :rolleyes:.

Message over; stay safe.
 
sounds fun Boss Man
maybe Someone needs to make a test run with the glazers and creamers just to see how far they can go (or come?) :D:devil::heart:

Morning all :).

Liking your idea boss, should I start practicing? :D

Anja... SV... sounds like you two have volunteered for a trial run with the Creamers and Glazers! ...and maybe each other? :D

If you guys can arrange it one evening after we close-up ...clear some space and see if any of the Creamers and Glazers wanna stay behind, ...and work out the rules for Solo and Assisted Spurting and Squirting and a point scoring system! :D:devil:
 
If you're trying to post pictures of The Hendersons SV, then just to let you know that they've been banned from almost all websites! ...either that or you're just teasing us SV ...we may have to change your name to SV403!:eek:

:D:D
 
Well that's a helluva start to the day while waiting by the coffee machine. Hope someone gets to experience waking up to to this, if so please feel free to tell us about your adventure. Now let's see what today has to offer for excitement
 
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Well, we've reached 5000 posts - something I never thought would ever happen!

So a really big shout-out and Thank You to every one who's worked, visited and contributed to STARFUCKS https://i.imgur.com/LESsgo6.png. We couldn't have done it without all you Caffeine Pervs.

I'll probably set-up a follow on thread - how popular that is, is yet to be seen!

Again a BIG BIG thank you to one and all - especially all my staff ...past, present and future.:heart::heart::heart:

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I'm not sure if this'll work or not - but hey, let's give it a try!

I'm going to open a virtual chill-out café here on Lit, for anyone who want's to stop by, put their feet up, grab a Latte, Espresso or a Frothy Cock-a-chino :D and just take some time out to virtually socialise with fellow (...real) kinky patrons and staff.

No theme, talk about and share whatever you want (...in line with the Lit rules!), and without worries about anyone on the virtual table behind you hearing or being shocked :D

Looking for Kinky Baristas to work on this thread - also suggestions for the café logo - any naughty designers out there?

Only rules:
  • Leave any of your Hang-Ups at the door!
  • Respect everyone and their views
  • Keep coming back for more (...and don't forget to get your 'Loyalty Card' stamped!

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Anyone stay as fucking Horne as I do??????
 
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