Starfucks

Hell no, lol, but I certainly haven't taken that approach to personal cleanliness 😳

As Anja said, ...she's always happy to lend a hand or finger! :D

...just make sure she removes her rings first though! :eek:
 
And I'll have an egg or two and some coffee please.

Sure thing TG ...our 'birds' can lay them hard boiled and shell-free!

Good source of protein ...which you need if you're gonna survive as a Creamer here! :D

...but go easy on the coffee - makes the cream taste bitter! :eek:
 
Sure thing TG ...our 'birds' can lay them hard boiled and shell-free!

Good source of protein ...which you need if you're gonna survive as a Creamer here! :D

...but go easy on the coffee - makes the cream taste bitter! :eek:

I'll balance it out with plenty of fresh fruit
 
Morning all you gorgeous happy people!!




Good morning Anja / SV

How are you guys today?
Looking good Anja! ...but then, you always do! ;)




I'm a little erm! '...tired and tender' this morning.

Zavana Henderson came in to see me yesterday and was asking if there were any errr! 'positions' going here at STARFUCKS https://i.imgur.com/LESsgo6.png?

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I told her that we had nothing at the moment, but I'd keep her in mind if anything 'came up!' She kept giggling and looking at me with those big doe eyes and kept asking if I could 'squeeze her in' somewhere, ...and that she was more than happy to do 'night shifts' :eek:

She's definitely a Henderson!:):rolleyes:
 
Afternoon all you crazy horny people!!! Why is it so quiet? :confused: Surely there's somebody who needs something around here? ;)
 
Good Morning everyone!....

Sorry, but had to go away with work for a few days! ...but knew the shop was in good hands :)

Could have done with 'Breakfast in Bed' this morning! ...but I've had to come down to the shop kitchen and rummage around all alone. :(
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Will have to settle for a couple of mugs of coffee to get me started and a donut ...but I've only got two hands!
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Morning boss, morning campers!

In serious need of coffee this morning, it's grey out there, as exactly the wrong sort of wet.....
 
morning Boss Man do You happen to look for some live music in the store? Kinky Natalie might be up to it :D

Morning Anja ...good music always goes down well with our kinky customers!
Have a word with them Anja and use your charms and see if they would do a slot for us!

But you gotta save the first dance for your Boss! OK? :D
 
Wow, your fresh tarts look and smell great!

Do you only serve them by the slice, or can I get a whole pie to go?
 
do You happen to be british Miss or Sir?

Huh? I’m from California, few of us know the difference between a crumpet and a strumpet. ‘Pasties’ are things that tarts wear so their nipples don’t show, right?
 
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So I've strolled by your cafe on a few trips into kinktown. Today I thought I'd drop in to say hello! Your menu of treats looks impressive and quite tasty. Is there a sampling menu, or should I just work my way down the menu? I'll start with a sweetened bold coffee with milk, not a fan of creamer.
 
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