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Good morning, double espresso please, and ah..... another double espresso.

4 hours of paperwork to do, 2 hours to do it in, it's cold and wet, I've got zero enthusiasm, and I can't wake up :eek:.

I'll be with you in a bit StrangeView. Make yourself comfortable, your usual spot is available :)
 
Good morning, double espresso please, and ah..... another double espresso.

4 hours of paperwork to do, 2 hours to do it in, it's cold and wet, I've got zero enthusiasm, and I can't wake up :eek:.

Good morning StrangeView :)

The espressos we can do...
https://i.imgur.com/QmNjvVL.jpg

...but Foxxy is just taking care of the cyclists over there and I'm not so sure that we're gonna be that conducive in helping
you concentrate on your paperwork! :eek:
 
Hi Ms. ... Foxxy, I presume?

We're a team of six sweaty hot cyclists (3m / 3f, no couples) that need coffee, cream and other nutrition... ;)

https://img-hw.xnxx-cdn.com/videos/...45c02/d12d0ddd838561303644e8921b045c02.18.jpg

https://di.phncdn.com/videos/201709...q7LROTUbeWdTGgaaaa)(mh=3CaxG0bi1JDoJi31)0.jpg

What could you recommend?

I'll be with you all shortly but for now our menu includes:

Glazed donuts
Sausage waffles
Coffee (all kinds, including special cream)
(Suggestive) breads

Uh...that's all that comes to mind right now...;)
 
I'll be with you all shortly but for now our menu includes:

Glazed donuts
Sausage waffles
Coffee (all kinds, including special cream)
(Suggestive) breads

Uh...that's all that comes to mind right now...;)

Sorry Magic - Foxxy had a bit of a tumble this morning so you'll have to forgive her, she's still a little flustered.

We've also got:

Cremé Boobies
https://i.imgur.com/Imb0PjS.jpg

Boobie cream and Muff pie
https://i.imgur.com/72N1mKl.jpg

Pizza Dicks
https://i.imgur.com/TO00ull.jpg

or

Soup of the Day
https://i.imgur.com/atQnWSV.jpg
 
Good morning StrangeView :)

The espressos we can do...
https://i.imgur.com/QmNjvVL.jpg

...but Foxxy is just taking care of the cyclists over there and I'm not so sure that we're gonna be that conducive in helping
you concentrate on your paperwork! :eek:

Good morning Mr X, and a fine pair of espresso's they are too :). They're waking me up nicely.

Not concentrating on paperwork is exactly the reason I here Mr X :D.

On the subject of cyclists, I thing word might be getting around....

https://ibb.co/8zB21jd
 
:cums in nude a bit late and a bit outta breathe and with a nicely red bum:
sorry Boss i'm late just my Stepbrother wanting some fun this morning :eek::D any C/customers i can already serve? :D
:gets a hug from that cyclist after a hello and smiles even brighter when feeling her jacket's pointy accessories: :eek::devil:

The female cyclist smiles to and comes over to me and whispers something in my ear!

My turn to smile and I point to the rear of the shop.
She pushes Anja face down onto the table and tells her to wait there...
https://i.imgur.com/rjUCUg6.jpg

...the girl then struts of to the bathroom to 'freshen up' :D
https://i.imgur.com/UuCAAn9.jpg


I bend down and whisper in Anja's ear "I'll leave you two girls to get to know each other -
Oh and play nice Anja ...she's the daughter of the guy who owns the milking machine company!" :devil:
 
This is a personal piece of mine but I'm willing to loan it out to Starfucks for a limited time :heart:
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Oh yes, we are certainly in the market for a coat hanger! Thank you so much for considering to sell it to Starfucks!

I think you need to do a 'reliability test' on them Sally ...make sure that the coats don't fall off after a while! ;)
 
I think you need to do a 'reliability test' on them Sally ...make sure that the coats don't fall off after a while! ;)

Maybe you could have two rows in different heights? One for coats, one for... relaxation?
 
@Sally

I was just watching two of the girls last night after we closed up, and had
a light-bulb moment and was just wondering if we could put 'warm spritzers'
on the menu and if we could market it as being 'natural' and having 'health benefits' ?

https://i.imgur.com/K0DhzcN.gif

Thoughts? Maybe run a small trial and see if it's popular?

You know Boss, I think there might be a real market for this! I'll take this one on if you like and see what we can cum up with!

https://cl.phncdn.com/gif/1766951.gif
 
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