Starfucks

*looking around at all our shocked customers*

"She's so cute when she does that, isn't she? Trust me, this happens with her all the time.
No, no. No need to call 9-1-1. I've got this. I swear, I'm certified in mouth-to-kitty resuscitation.
First we hike up her skirt a little more than it already is. Awww, look, she's wearing Hello Kitty panties.
So cute and silly, just like her. Well .... viola! not anymore she isn't!" :D

*phew*

What happened? Oh... oh Hi Liz... did I do it again?

I did?

*sigh*

*looks down sternly at my boobies* Silly things

Hey... cute panties. Who do they belong to? :devil:
 
OOoooh!!! OOooooh!!!! Can I be on the panel of judges???

OOOoh!! OOoh Pick me pick me!!!!!!


*jumps up and down over and over until I get thwacked in the face by one of my boobs, stumbles around *knocked woozy* but then resumes jumping until it happens again, then falls to the floor out cold*


(I made need mouth to mouth... or maybe even mouth to kitty... yup *nods seriously* it's a thing, look it up)

https://64.media.tumblr.com/a4ab53f1357d62023bd972fa5750055c/tumblr_p2jbm2hrMm1s5izd0o1_400.gifv


wolfie!....

:eek::eek::eek:

We've discusses this before about all your bouncing around and what the consequences could be!

Your Boobies are a Health & Safety concern for me... what if you'd knocked out a customer?

Go to my office and get the rope out from 'the cupboard!' ...we need to restrain those beasts! ....err I mean breasts! :D

https://i.imgur.com/y04LXhB.jpg
 
*looking around at all our shocked customers*

"She's so cute when she does that, isn't she? Trust me, this happens with her all the time.
No, no. No need to call 9-1-1. I've got this. I swear, I'm certified in mouth-to-kitty resuscitation.
First we hike up her skirt a little more than it already is. Awww, look, she's wearing Hello Kitty panties.
So cute and silly, just like her. Well .... viola! not anymore she isn't!" :D


Thanks Liz for looking after wolfie! ...but don't think that you're blameless in all this! ...you know it doesn't take much to get her all excited!

Now you go to my office too ...until I decide what to do with you! :mad:
https://i.imgur.com/EyB8K2im.png?1

...and I'll ...err ...erm take those panties! :rolleyes:
 
Thanks Liz for looking after wolfie! ...but don't think that you're blameless in all this! ...you know it doesn't take much to get her all excited!

Now you go to my office too ...until I decide what to do with you! :mad:
https://i.imgur.com/EyB8K2im.png?1

...and I'll ...err ...erm take those panties! :rolleyes:

I wonder when Liz will turn the tables, if she isn't controlling the setting since the beginning :devil::D;)
 
I wonder when Liz will turn the tables, if she isn't controlling the setting since the beginning :devil::D;)

Lol! I know all about Liz and her devious mind ...one of the reasons I took her on :D

Pretty girls are penny-a-dozen ...but STARFUCKS https://i.imgur.com/LESsgo6.png girls are all Smart Cookies so I will never take my eyes off them or take them for granted :devil:

I think with Liz it's like a game of chess - you always need to think several moves ahead! ...but she IS good! :rolleyes:
 
Anja sweety, would you help me with the Gentleman at table 4? He's a regular and I'd like to make sure he feels welcome...

https://64.media.tumblr.com/76e39e19ace02138c493aa6b8f93cc4f/tumblr_oxnu294mGr1w2a6g2o5_1280.gifv



Jeez it's busy in here! ...but you two girls seem to be on top of everything :)
Don't forget to have your break - go to the staff lounge and put your feet up for a while! :D
 
this slut has heard of a third method of using the creamers: something about a finger plugging into their backside and finding a certain trigger button :eek::D
never tried it before but just heard about it :eek::devil:

https://xxxmillion.com/pictures/5fad55d1267d7134b96796150a646d84/Massive+prostate+milking-.jpg

I hope you don't kidnap innocent customers to do that... please... ;):devil:


magic! :eek:

we don't need to resort to those kind of tactics!
...these are all volunteers!
...I mean they do get something for their troubles
...a free coffee or glazed donut
...so it's a win win for everyone

What's that magic? an Application/Consent form? :D:devil:
 
magic! :eek:

we don't need to resort to those kind of tactics!
...these are all volunteers!
...I mean they do get something for their troubles
...a free coffee or glazed donut
...so it's a win win for everyone

What's that magic? an Application/Consent form? :D:devil:

Indeed it is! :D:eek:
 
Indeed it is! :D:eek:

OK magic!

I take it you've read the small print and possible side effects?

  • Soreness of sphincter
  • Light headedness
  • Spasms
  • Elevated heartrate and breathing
  • There may be some discharge!
  • A feeling of Euphoria
  • The inability to string a coherent sentence afterwards!
  • Possible Addiction!

So long as you're aware of the risks, I'm sure the girls will make you feel at ease as their test subject and human guinea pig! :D
 
OK magic!

I take it you've read the small print and possible side effects?

  • Soreness of sphincter
  • Light headedness
  • Spasms
  • Elevated heartrate and breathing
  • There may be some discharge!
  • A feeling of Euphoria
  • The inability to string a coherent sentence afterwards!
  • Possible Addiction!

So long as you're aware of the risks, I'm sure the girls will make you feel at ease as their test subject and human guinea pig! :D

I am indeed aware, you forgot to mention dehydration and unstoppable smiling :)

*signing up*

I even brought this:

https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-hcms15c2l0/images/stencil/500x659/products/129/425/Coffee__94711.1543638965.png?c=2
 
I am indeed aware, you forgot to mention dehydration and unstoppable smiling :)

*signing up*

I even brought this:

https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-hcms15c2l0/images/stencil/500x659/products/129/425/Coffee__94711.1543638965.png?c=2


Yeah! ...the list is quite extensive ...but just wanted to make sure you knew what you were letting yourself in for! :D

We do have lube ...but you can never have enough!

OK ...welcome to the programme ...we appreciate your time and sacrifice ...ENJOY! :D
 
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wolfie!....

:eek::eek::eek:

We've discusses this before about all your bouncing around and what the consequences could be!

Your Boobies are a Health & Safety concern for me... what if you'd knocked out a customer?

Go to my office and get the rope out from 'the cupboard!' ...we need to restrain those beasts! ....err I mean breasts! :D

https://i.imgur.com/y04LXhB.jpg

Sorry Sir
Yes Sir... sometimes they just, well, they just get away from me.
Yes Sir, I remember what happened last time (thinks back on the victims of the great boob disaster of 2018... Shakes head sadly)

Normally I do better at keeping my enthusiasm in check... but but but... Liz said she needed judges... for a panel! I reeeeeal panel, and there would be *ahem (in a hushed voice, looking side to side for people listening in) "cream" (nods seriously, then stage whispers...) You know how I am when cream is involved!

Normally I keep them more restrained...

https://cdn02.bdsmlr.com/uploads/pictures/2016/05/198/bdsmlr-184-y1bQIDrg2l1.jpg

Yes Sir, I'll go get the rope from the cupboard. Can I get the paddle too?

*bounces off trying not to look enthusiastic*

https://cdn08.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2020/12/82823/bdsmlr-82823-Er20seLYbK.jpg
 
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