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Good Morning all you sexy fuckers! :D
Some of you look bleary-eyed ...come in, grab some caffeine and tell me what you got up to last night and why you're walking funny this morning?
😃
 
Morning Mr X, double espresso please, and erm, another double espresso :eek:. Then I suppose I'd better consider getting some work done... or possibly checking out the boards first...
 
Morning Mr X, double espresso please, and erm, another double espresso :eek:. Then I suppose I'd better consider getting some work done... or possibly checking out the boards first...

Good morning StrangeView

Good to see you back here - hopefully it's because of the good coffee and the (...over!) friendly staff :devil:

A bucket of espresso coming up! Any filth or gossip you wanna share whilst we're waiting? :D

...and checking out the boards is 'HARD' work in itself! (...stifling a snigger!) :rolleyes:
 
Good morning StrangeView

Good to see you back here - hopefully it's because of the good coffee and the (...over!) friendly staff :devil:

A bucket of espresso coming up! Any filth or gossip you wanna share whilst we're waiting? :D

...and checking out the boards is 'HARD' work in itself! (...stifling a snigger!) :rolleyes:

A little of both, I think, and a fine team of staff they are too :D

There's a nice selection on the boards so far today, they've woken me up nicely. As for gossip ( although not 'gossip' as such), I was going back through the older posts on the matures thread the other day, and came across a picture of a woman that I'm convinced I used to work with. Either that, or it was her double. It was certainly a pleasant surprise :)
 
A little of both, I think, and a fine team of staff they are too :D

There's a nice selection on the boards so far today, they've woken me up nicely. As for gossip ( although not 'gossip' as such), I was going back through the older posts on the matures thread the other day, and came across a picture of a woman that I'm convinced I used to work with. Either that, or it was her double. It was certainly a pleasant surprise :)

*Leaning on the counter and wiping a cup!*
Did you fancy her or fantasise about this woman?

It's happened to me a few times - there was one that I was convinced was my best friend from schools sister (...who I did fancy!), and was considering asking him! ...but she's happily married with three kids and is a school teacher - and not worth stirring things up - plus after careful consideration, the woman in the pictures was shorter than my friends sister and unlikely to be her!
 
*Leaning on the counter and wiping a cup!*
Did you fancy her or fantasise about this woman?

It's happened to me a few times - there was one that I was convinced was my best friend from schools sister (...who I did fancy!), and was considering asking him! ...but she's happily married with three kids and is a school teacher - and not worth stirring things up - plus after careful consideration, the woman in the pictures was shorter than my friends sister and unlikely to be her!

Well, she was an attractive woman, pleasant personality, quite reserved(demure?); not someone who'd normally fire your wildest fantasies. Certainly not someone I'd ever have expected to see naked :D. From her build and body shape though, I'm 95% sure it's her.

I probably shouldn't be telling you this but...
Some of our secret 'Glazed Donuts' ingredients :devil:

https://i.imgur.com/oAop65y.gif

https://i.imgur.com/hnIZpTw.gif


BTW ...we definitely need more 'Glazers!'
...these things are selling like hot cakes!🤣

So that's why they're so shiny :D. Are they hand finished, too? I'm sure I could help with the Glazers, but I could use some assistance with the 'manual handling'... :devil:
 
MrX? There's a woman here for a interview.

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MrX? There's a woman here for a interview.

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Thank you StrangeView

Well HELLO! :devil: ...and what's her name SV?
 
MrX? There's a woman here for a interview.

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Sorry I'm late in this morning, but I was 'interviewing' her last night ...:devil:
...and you'll be pleased to know she has all the right credentials and is very good at making things frothy and cleaning up after herself :D so I've taken her on - I'm sure she'll be very popular with all the customers and staff ;)
 
Hey Sally -

I'm looking for a general manager to help me run STARFUCKS ...interested? :)

You'd be responsible for Corporate Branding, Design & decor, interviewing applicants, making sure we've got enough 'milk' and 'donut glaze' and such-like and the presentation of food.

You also need to be good at fraternising with the customers - very customer focused - male and female! ...and make sure they leave 'satisfied' and with a smile on their face! :D
 
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