Starfucks 2

hmmmm is it usually this quiet in here?
*goes off to make a hot chocolate before taking it up to find a random bed to collapse into*
Has been lately. Don't have as many pithy comments or sexy pics :(
 
Phew, I'm back!! Now then, careful with the ankle.

Hi Crios, not seen Bossman for a bit, maybe he's "tied up" somewhere ? 😂
 
Phew, I'm back!! Now then, careful with the ankle.

Hi Crios, not seen Bossman for a bit, maybe he's "tied up" somewhere ? 😂
Trust me... I am doing my best to deal with this ankle. I rolled it 3 weeks ago. Thought it was just a simple sprain. Maybe some slight ligament damage (which is just another way of saying a sprain). Turns out I royally fucked up some massive ligaments to the point where they were debating surgery BUT my body appeared to be trying to heal it on its own. So been in the moonboot for 3 weeks. Have another minimum 3 weeks in the stupid thing but ive been warned it could be 3 months. And then physio for god knows how long.... AND because of all this... my other leg, hips, back and neck are all messed up.

Getting old sucks!

However just because I am a pirate now (as my mum jokes because she can hear whenever I move around the house by the "thunking" of my boot) it doesn't mean I cant have fun!
 
YAaarr. @Minxee Moonboot Minxee, that B a good name for a Pirate wench😉
I do have a sexy pirate outfit packed away.... I would bring it out but its way too fucken cold to be wearing next to nothing. If it wasnt for the fact that I was borrowing the boot I would have added my own personal touches to it.

*goes over and makes herself a coffee*
 
I've been guilty of not being here for a while.

So how does this place work currently, have lost track of who serves / consumes :devilish:
Well I did work in the kitchen but took time away... but now I am back and now I serve and consume - mostly because there is not many people here and I might as well make myself useful.

So tell me.... what do you want and ill see what I can do about seeing to those needs....
 
Well I did work in the kitchen but took time away... but now I am back and now I serve and consume - mostly because there is not many people here and I might as well make myself useful.

So tell me.... what do you want and ill see what I can do about seeing to those needs....
Thanks for being here :)

It doesn't seem that unrealistic that in an ideal world we can have an honest self service system?

An iced tea for starters would be great please.

& any suggestions for something that would wake me up a little too please !?
 
Thanks for being here :)

It doesn't seem that unrealistic that in an ideal world we can have an honest self service system?

An iced tea for starters would be great please.

& any suggestions for something that would wake me up a little too please !?
hmmm do you like those little bubble things in it? Or just ice? I have some ideas.... :devilish:
 
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And when you get to the ice and your mouth gets cold and you need to warm up I know a few places you could put your lips on....

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And when you get to the ice and your mouth gets cold and you need to warm up I know a few places you could put your lips on....
Sounds great. Will these places for my lips also ....wake me up more ?
 
Oh I am sure they will... I mean you are the customer and as a Starfucks employee it is my duty to see to all your needs and ensure you get the best service possible...
 
Oh I am sure they will... I mean you are the customer and as a Starfucks employee it is my duty to see to all your needs and ensure you get the best service possible...
Thank you! You deserve to be rewarded too after such perfect service.

& please let me know that I'm complying with whatever the current dress code is ....
 
Thank you! You deserve to be rewarded too after such perfect service.

& please let me know that I'm complying with whatever the current dress code is ....
Pretty sure there is no dress code here.... I mean I have seen everything come through here... Nothing surprises me anymore.
 
Im in Aussieland... its already fucken cold. I need a god damn heater. I feel like I am in a straightjacket!
 
Im in Aussieland... its already fucken cold. I need a god damn heater. I feel like I am in a straightjacket!
Well after you feed me, I'll turn the energy into bodyheat, so have plenty spare - if you'd like me to warm you up?
 
Im in Aussieland... its already fucken cold. I need a god damn heater. I feel like I am in a straightjacket!
Sorry, @Minxee , supposed to be about 90F (32C) here in the northern hemisphere. You should visit here this time of year
 
Sorry, @Minxee , supposed to be about 90F (32C) here in the northern hemisphere. You should visit here this time of year
Fly me out there and I will be in your debt.... yours to do whatever you want with.... your humble servant...
 
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