Starfish will not leave!

[modest mouse]

She was here for a visit today but now will not leave. I just went to the kitchen for a beverage and she is still there. Sitting at my table, arms crossed, demanding I make her dinner.

What should I do?

(Im not hungry yet)

 

[Starfish]

Yeah. I am here.

Stuck like a rat in a drain ditch.

 

[Starfish]

I am hungry. Cook please?

Fuck, I am going hypo sitting here waiting.

 

[riff]

What is that coming out of the side of your head?

 

[modest mouse]

Alright, since you are so demanding.

How 'bout some Tomato soup with Basil and a sandwich? Simple but its what I got.

 

[Starfish]

deal.


I'll heat up the soup and you can do the sandwiches.

I am a helper.

 

[Angel]

Dood what the hell is wrong with you? Give her some pot and a twinkie!

 

[Starfish]

Angel is trying to off me.

Twinkies kill starfishs.

 

[Angel]

Angel is trying to off me.

Twinkies kill starfishs.

I am a twinkie

 

[Guest]

 

[curious2c]

She was here for a visit today but now will not leave. I just went to the kitchen for a beverage and she is still there. Sitting at my table, arms crossed, demanding I make her dinner.

What should I do?

(Im not hungry yet)

I would suggest bieng a good host and making her a great dinner. Then entertain her like you would royalty...after that...well be nice. Starfishes like nice people.

 

[modest mouse]

Well, Starfish made the soup while I prepared some tasty sandwiches.

She then got high and drew a mural in my hallway portraying an unknown fourth book in The Lord of The Rings.

It must have been tiring becuase she is now sleeping on the carpet, curled up ina ball. Shes so cute.