Starfish Roast

[Starfish]

Okay, I just made an ass out of myself. For humility's sake, I won't go into that, but hey.... why not now have some good ole self punishment?

And what better than to do it myself!


Okay, you can join in too, and don't think for two seconds that I would be hurt, or take anything to heart.



Let the ROaSt begin!


Starfish, You are such a loud mouth that your nose can be used as a volume dial!

har har.

Starfish, It won't be long before you'll need to get a new chair. Your big fat ass is going to break the one your in, in no time!



Okay, come on. These were lame. I want some real ones. Where is our red hot Problem Chile?

 

[Starfish]

Starfish, your eyes are so crossed and you are such a dumbass, that you think you have four titties!

 

[Starfish]

Milk any cows lately?

 

[Starfish]

The last time you got laid, you had to say...


"Stop Daddy, It hurts!"

 

[Starfish]

It won't be long before your ass will break the new chair too. Why not try a couch next time?



(the irony is that I am sitting on a couch in front of my computer)

 

[Starfish]

I hear your garden is looking like shit this year.
Maybe you should stop practicing your pissing fetish on the flowers.
They don't like the burn.

 

[Starfish]

Starfish, You are roasting yourself. Need I say more?

 

[Starfish]

Tech Nerd Roaster:

Starfish, Just because you know what cholrophyll is, doesn't mean you can remember the chemical equation of photosynthesis off the top of your head. You get a B-.

 

[Riles]

Actually, this is rather satisfying watching YOU tell everyone what an idiot you are. ~grin~

~getting out a bag of popcorn and snapping open an iced tea~ Okay, Fishy...I'm ready, let the self-castigation begin!

 

[intrigued]

uh, oh.........

 

[Starfish]

It is pretty clear that you are a bit ridiculous, Starfish. You are still a smoker. KM will be right in with the hypocrisy whip shortly.


You pothead.

 

[Starfish]

Your complexion is looking pretty fucked up Fish. Maybe you should try and wash the cum off of you, instead of letting it dry up and flake off like this. Skank.

 

[Starfish]

Is it me, or in your av, do you have ears like an ELF?


Really Starfish, what gives with you anyway?

You are weird.

 

[G.R.]

It's been a long time babe. I came to tell you that you are still as rancid a cunt as ever, and that you smell like a bit like almonds.

Bear it.

 

[Starfish]

....and that you smell like a bit like almonds.

More like freashly ROASTED ones!


Okay, so that is good Little fishy, but hey, you smell all the same, and it is annoying. Take a bath.

 

[Starfish]

Starfish, there are fifteen posts to this thread and if they all, but one, weren't yours, this thread would be worth something. Instead you had to ruin it.

For shame.

 

[Starfish]

This is not to Starfish...

You guys are fucking pussies.


(not being sacrastic)

 

[Starfish]

Starfish, We all know this is troll withdrawl. You are so truely pathetic.

 

[Starfish]

One vice, deserves another.

Slut.

 

[Starfish]

Starfish,

I have done some recent marketing research on you and the public has informed us that you are...


18% babbling flake
10% crap talker
3% driven by madness
7% pussy licker
14% cock gobbler
20% all around whore
28% artist


We here at market smashers think they were wrong and you are 100% full of shit.

 

[Riles]

Gee Star, was that last one for me?

 

[Starfish]

yep.


so is this..

 

[Riles]

Awwwwww....you are such a sweety!

(Don't think this means you're off the hook)

~smiles~

 

[Starfish]

Maybe if I do this to you it will get me off...




Oh yeah!

 

[Riles]

LOL

Get YOU off? Even though you're a woman, I can appreciate the value of a talented tongue!